im confused 90% of the time

Look @ me

[tallwife]

You used me? For my vibe?

[highonlifebabychild-deactivated]

Unpopular Opinion: The reason people don't use zodiac signs to determine insurance costs, college acceptance, etc. like how dna data bases are threatening to do is because astrology is a predominately female hobby and therefore viewed as useless, baseless, and/or witchcraft.

[warframe]

[beaky-peartree]

speaking as a witch: shut the fuck up

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

denied Medicare for being a libra

[tariqah]

This is the funniest shit on earth

[imactuallyallergictolimes]

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[marcy-the-martian]

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

[aquariumsoap]

Sorry boss I can’t come into work today I’ve come down with Female Hysteria

[surrealism-love]

The explanation, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[thewickedavatar]

rene magritte this does not explain ANYTHING

[aceofsnakes]

You already know tf  goin on!!!, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm

Medium: oil, canvas

[kyleehenke]

the terrors of the past don’t stop

[montresormeal-deactivated202511]

is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

[fieriframes]

[teathattast]

Dude said 🐝🍝↗️

[hydro-homies]

You know the drill

[mystical-flute]

My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

[webpunk]

[hagfishslime]

I was doing an erotic dance for my friends and you ruined it. I was in the zone and my friends were loving it.

[swan2swan]

What don’t have what now

[echo-lucariorpblog]

Bees don’t have lungs

[swan2swan]

you can’t just not have lungs

[teaboot]

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

[cardaughter]

[unclefather]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[welcome-the-ghosts]

[starwlkers]

Y’all