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[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[catchymemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

[maykitz]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[despazito]

[vintagepinkmirror]

90’s public washroom designed by stéphane plassier

[lightlesssand]

IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A public bathroom covered in tile. The tiles and their colors have been arranged to look like a pixelated field of stars and moons of various sizes and colors. They're mostly blue or yellow, with some being orange or purple. The tile pattern makes it a bit harder to determine depth and contrast, so looking through the mirror, the bathroom almost seems bigger than it is.

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[teaboot]

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[abalidoth]

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

[gaycatastrophe]

wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

[maelwife]

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

[maelwife]

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[dogpuppy]

[scramratz]

[shitboy96]

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[itsexclusive]

[wizardpotions]

the hat contained his soul...

[angels1ut]

hearing, “I’m so fucking obsessed with you,” while her fingers are pounding into me will have me clenching like i’m sucking the soul out of her i’m ngl

[degeneracygenerator]

this is the post of all time to me