i exist in the sludge between fiction and fact :P

👁️beep beep👁️ any pronouns !! I AM A MINOR !!

[v1visection]

BY THE WAY

i just realized everybody calls me by my username on here lmao yall just so you know my name's birdie <3 (no this wasn't meant to be a Nikolai reference but it kind of is now but not fully it's mostly smth else but it's complicated yk)

[coldcoleslaw]

has anybody read a fyolai fic that has the premise of circus performer nikolai x government state official fyodor, where fyodor comes by the circus every day cause he's some kind of collector, PLEASE IF U KNOW THE TITLE TELL ME, I swear I'm losing my mind trying to find this

I remember so much about the story but i don't remember the title. I EVEN HAVE SCREENSHOTS OF CERTAIN QUOTES FROM IT, I don't think I subscribed/bookmarked the fic for some reason... please help.. IT WAS WRITTEN SO BEAUTIFULLY THAT I STILL REMEMBER IT TO THIS DAY

I don't mind at all if the fic turns out to be deleted by the author, I would just like to know what the name is, because I swear it was the most amazing piece of fiction i have ever read, the characterization, the setting, like holy shit, god bless you author

[bonithica-art]

fyodor anemia

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

sometimes i remember that non french speaking people don't know feldup and that makes me very sad for y'all

[iwillneverwork]

Make yourself using this picrew and tag who you want!

@meadow-roses (Meadow!) @loftwingofcrimson (Lo!) @unknown-art-loverr (Lo friend!) You wanna join? :3

[sarkastic1515]

omg you look so cool @nccflame thank you for the tag!!!

I love the night sky so so much❤️‍🩹

tags!!: @imnotafraidtodisappear @the-aricher @talesofruby01 @waytoomarvelobsessed @wallyblack1925-offical + anyone who wants to do this its so good!!

[imnotafraidtodisappear]

thanks for the tag!

npt: @redwinesupanover @foundheaven013 @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @i-love-my-gays @bumbylbee @sufferingfromsimp @qu4k33 :)

[redwinesupanover]

thanks for the tag! the markiplier bg is my favourite thing ever icl

@too-sapphic-to-function @stxrrstruckk @youngjusticerulez @yoursleepdemon @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @andimissmylovergirl @natalies-ghost + open tags

[andimissmylovergirl]

ty for the tag!!

tags: @eldest-daughter-syndrome @blackmercure @myosotis-elinora @corviddionysus777 @coquette-maul @suasidol @lOvelyly @prosperoisadiva @obsessive-procrastinator @redwinesupanover @thatfantasynerd @your-local-book-hoarder @genderenaissance @the-broken-stargazer @star-froggie @divyasoup

[coquette-maul]

Ty for the tag hehe!!!

@idonthaveagoodideaforausername @leo-a-nb @imawritingzombiez @fluffypotatey @liliesareblooming @kyokoliveswithsayaka and anyone else i've forgotten/anyone who would like!!

[leo-a-nb]

Ty for the tag!!!

I haven't dyed my hair in a long time so it is just blonde

@astrophelthegremlin @moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore and whoever else wants to participate

[moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore]

Just got a new haircut

@idiotspage @tazova @lyricamaxing @bandsandwristbands @oliversillyboi-reblogs @y1f4 @jaedyn-here

[y1f4]

Thanks for taggin’ me, Moris.

Thought I could stop using my persona in these for a while,, decided to just make— well, me.

(also, couldn’t forget the monster… 🫧)

@shedletskyyy @jaedyn-here @justanxiousandcaffeinated @theannoyingparasite

[justanxiousandcaffeinated]

yayaya!! tysm sumar!!

it's me!! n what I would wear!!!

@jaedyn-here @muffinstuffins11 @prime4vel-primat3 @theswedishcatlord1o1 @theannoyingparasite @shedletskyyy @smileyfacerr @askthesonnellin0s @mr-showtime-17 @maydaize @callmen1cc @m

[theannoyingparasite]

IM A FREAKINF CHUD TS MADE ME LOOK SO NOT VERY FLILIPIPO (filipino)

This outfit was from when I was at a christmas party and some mfs mistook me for a teacher- 💥💥💥😠😠😠

Anyways here's like a one handful of moots..

@jaedyn-here @puppetthephighter @askthesonnellin0s @prime4vel-primat3 UHHH WHO ELSE DO I KNOW😨😨

I swear I'm not European guys IM NOT LEGIT IM A TAGALOG SPEAKING PINOY😭-

[jaedyn-here]

are you sureee,,,,…. /j

anywho take my idiot alien persona which is sort of inspired off of myself while still adding stuff that isnt from irl me lmao

at first i didnt wanna keep the eyelashes until i remembered i have ridiculously long princess eyelashes i dont fucking know man 😭😭 TAGS UNDER CUTTT

@aedynlikesgreen @star-mochi-art @shadownymphette @annax-and-a-lot-more @duckiedoodlezzz @alex-gator-ade @soninevermind @boredomtransartist @theslothfullayzelle @xsallysaltsaltx aaand anyone else i forgot this is all i remember atm sorry.. and open tags to whoever else wants to join

[aedynlikesgreen]

Hehehehe

@annoying--moth @v1-bestmachineever @itsaboon + open tags (too tired to rember rn)

[itsaboon]

yo aedyn we chose the same shirt lol

@discountedparadox @twoastricts @natavinsmoke06 @notsticks-notsticks @vaguelyhumorousbeans @minnow-pop

[vaguelyhumorousbeans]

@gmtgab

[gmtgab]

ty for the tag:) super fun

hmmm @mattieandthescouts @jupitersaturnn @detectivelions @versussystem thats probably enough... + open tags ... /notforcing to anyone but its really fun lel

[jupitersaturnn]

desert duo background is wildddddddddd

@cassandra41924 @dinkingmyoiter6 @dirac-equation WHAT HAPPENED TO MINERS CAT but we continue i’ll deal with that in a sec @corvidcrowned @luenacchiiii @trexzila @snowdinstars @tupiichees @dinkingmyoiter6 @arcturus-dreaming @min3rs-cat oh it works now ? @yourfriendslushi3 and open tags !

[tupiichees]

pleh

@harusukiihearts, @moumyu, @goldenrat3, @caurolla, @tamalestars4352 even tho I already know what u guys look like lmao ToT

[harusukiihearts]

meow

@eepygweny @findows-10

[eepygweny]

@oreom1kage @ikuyookita @jukeboxwhimzur @xf0hv

[jukeboxwhimzur]

thanx so much for the tag, these are all so cute!

heres the link!

and heres me! ❤️ tag whoever

[giganticisabadmovie]

SHOUTOUTS JUKE thats one of me goats...

gullp...i lowk look like a chud but its ok...

@gabagooblin57 if u wanna 😼

[gabagooblin57]

WOAH HI GUYS

Really liked the bow tie option…

@disassociated24 @smeefy-smoofy

[smeefy-smoofy]

woah thanks for the tag!!

I tried to make it as close to irl me as possible

fun fact! I actually have a shirt and hoodie that look exactly like that! and beads!

@leninlennon @mike-the-star-collector @starisaloser @elkkgrrrl @earlymorningbluesandgreens

[earlymorningbluesandgreens]

i didnt see the bg option so… yeah uh ok so my hair is super flat so this isnt ENTIRELY accurate but we ball!!! also i have more acne. booooo.

uhhh im gonna tag @ein-asahina @imperial1976 (though you dont have to - i’m just running out of people to tag) and uhh uh uhhh i dont know anybody else 🥹

[ein-asahina]

thank you for the tag!! go my cat ears

@mysticlael @wetwater7n @a3dsunny

[wetwater7n]

Maximum tuff aura

@nikolaitoeseporators @sillygoobr64

[nikolaitoeseporators]

this is a jojo reference if you squint hard enough

@nikolaieatchildrensin-1983 @penelopeforprauge9 @nikiranz

[nikolaieatchildrensin-1983]

Tehehehhh

@tabris-the-seventeenth-angel @angel-jubs @sillyluxky @lobotomyyahhh + open tags

Im lazy to tagg peoples (≧ヘ≦　)

[lobotomyyahhh]

I was so geeked when i saw it had lemon demon stuff

@v1visection @tabris-the-seventeenth-angel @sillyluxky @lbk-animationz

[v1visection]

this was very fun to make!! i tried to do it as close to reality as possible :P idk if my moots imagined me this way, or if they imagined me at all haha

@lowkeykindahungry @sillyluxky @lowlifespender @meows3rz

[v1visection]

tw : very bright colors

little fyolai animation i made. i can’t put music on it yet because i don’t have enough storage on my phone to reinstall capcut haha, we shall wait. i will though! eventually.

what are your thoughts ?

fun fact : the quote comes from a youtube video by feldup who’s in my opinion one of the best french youtubers ever. here’s the screenshot :

(it comes from his video on basilisk 2000 if anyone wants to check)

anyways yeah i’m doing a bit better, fyolai is cheering me up as always. i try not to go on the internet too much, at least not to interact with people since i watch a lot of videos, i just don’t wanna see hateful or condescending posts everywhere i go as i usually do, wouldn’t do wonders to my mental health i think.

so yeah !! little cute fyolai animation !! yay !

[lobotomyyahhh]

imagine caring about someone so much that you feel like the only way you can get rid of your feelings for that person is by ending their life. And people have the audacity to pretend nikolai isn’t queercoded

[syn4k]

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

[niccono]

Nikolai Character Analysis: How Nikolai is a metaphor of humans interpretation of morality and good vs evil

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Nikolai has a lot of elements in a character who has a very small portion of screen time/manga panels, yet he's conveyed in such an excellent way that gives so much insight on his character from his words in the manga in a matter of minutes, and how much he contributes to our world as a whole.

Today for now, I'll dive into one of the many aspects of Nikolai's character, and that will be how he is a metaphor of human beings perception of good vs evil in a black and white lens with his conversation with Atsushi.

For starters, a quick establishment on the idea of what I mean with humans having a understanding of good vs evil and what plays into the morality of humanity:

There is a term for the saying "Black and white lens", that being dichotomous thinking or polarized thinking. It is a term used to think in extreme ways and not able to consider or see through the "grey areas" of a person or a thing, hence the saying "Black and White lens".

"People with black-and-white thinking may also struggle with compromise. Rigid thinking or insisting that there’s only one “right” way to think or act in a situation."

While dichotomous thinking is a cognitive condition, I think it's rather normal or common to have this perspective. By normal I mean a lot of us have a "Black and White" thinking for everything or something specific.

An example can be used to associate someone or something from a group or community and how they present themselves as an individual instead of what their labels are. A bad experience from something or someone can leave an impact in you to conclude if that person will impact your view on a whole community or not

This is what dichotomous thinking is. You see a person or things either fully "black" (fully evil or corrupted) or fully "White" (all good and cannot do anything wrong) while some situations like a black or white thinking can work for individuals who commit to disgusting actions, there are situations where a "Black and White lens" cannot work.

With what I have established, I'll use Nikolai as an example of dichotomous thinking with his conversation with Atsushi:

Nikolai is established to be a member of the decay of angels; A terrorist organization that serves to destroy Yokohama entirely and bring chaos.

In the manga, Nikolai describes the Decay of Angels as divin figures who will bring Yokohama and the Ada to ruins, but when shown tied up in front of the Ada, he acknowledges and admires the Ada's determination and persistence of wanting justice and righteousness, but says he chooses the Decay of Angels because it's "more fun!"

I think this highlights Nikolai is a subtle way of conveying he's a morally grey character who can acknowledge what is good and evil but still has his own morals and idea of free will.

The scene with atsushi and Nikolai helps us understand the idea of a human with a person who is in a view of black and white lens. Humans make bad decisions and even despicable ones as shown from Nikolai's actions throughout the manga, but they are humans at the end of the day.

Nikolai has murdered numerous people before and has committed acts of terrorism. Atsushi ask nikolai why he kills and he gives atsushi two answers; he finds it "fun" and calls himself a monster who has no humanity or remorse. He dehumanizes himself to atsushi so he does not feel sympathy when he dies. However, he gives atsushi another answer; "I am completely sane. I understand the evil of murder. I feel a sense of guilt like other people."

I think the reason why we are so quick to dehumanize bad people (whether their actions are small or big) and say they are "not human" is to believe they are nothing like us. Humans cannot do bad things but monsters do. It's the easiest way for the brain to understand something simple, rather than to conflict itself with what humans are capable of doing, which is exactly what nikolai is aiming for. He is doing what no "normal" human would do. Commiting acts that only a monster would do from a Humans eyes. He wants people to show what he is capable of; to open their eyes at his "freedom."

Nikolai is also a good example of not knowing if the people in your life are secretly bad people or have flaws of their own behind closed doors. We believe that nobody we know has flaws, which results in infantilized ideas of people and humans to be something perfect. In this situation, Atsushi is us seeing a monster who acts like a "human," when that is far from that when looking at Nikolai's character.

Nikolai breaks that perspective of bad people who do bad things as humans who can be normal and sane. Someone who has flaws that are all presented on the surface and exaggerated in order to delude others of the idea of what humans really are, this way from Nikolai is almost a mercy from making them go mad or even more blinded just like him.

Nikolai can represent the aspect of Humans perspective on the concept of "good vs evil" through a black and white lens. Humans want to be right about something, it's a natural instinct to do. To die from a "monster" who's not human gives you a sense of closure, that you were right about something. While with the idea that you could have been killed by a human just like yourself, you delude yourself to thinking they're not, but the uncertainty haunts the back of your head. Never knowing if you were right or not. Wondering what humans actually are. What they are capable of?

Nikolai portrays himself as this emotionless being, a monster who's lost all his sanity and gone mad, a demon inside of a Humans body. It's the most human thing he can give to someone to not crush their disillusion. But he's not an insane man, he's aware of everything around him and others and feels guilty for his actions. As mentioned before, he is human.

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[v1visection]

hey uh I’ve been feeling the angst and the dread a lot while going on tumblr for a few days now. idk why.

i kinda feel off and want to disappear and start stuff over but i can’t and i hate that.

posting on this website really helped me feeling better about myself but i feel like i’m getting back into the old negative stupid thoughts i used to have about myself and into this weird spiral of guilt and self inflicted punishment i posted about like a year ago (posts that i suppressed because i got hate on them and i couldn’t handle it at all at that time). i am kinda worried about my future too, like i’m really clueless about what to do and it stresses me out. it’s the summer holidays too btw and i feel guilty for not working even though i hate schoolwork and i don’t have any currently. i also don’t really feel any empathy towards my family members anymore, i just really don’t appreciate them and they annoy me more than anything, and i feel guilty for it too. i tried to focus on writing and it always comes off as something i wanna spit on and step on and tear apart with my teeth. not only my creative writings but just random stuff like this post.

i feel stupid and dumb and like i hate everyone even though i don’t. i hate myself for having interests and enjoying things (again! haven’t felt that in so long haha). i just really feel like i need someone to understand what i feel but i CAN’T EXPLAIN IT WELL WITH WORDS AND IT PISSES ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH !!!!! because NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IN MY SURROUNDINGS !! i don’t enjoy anything anymore really. and don’t tell me to talk about it to my therapist, i’ve been doing that for two years.

so yeah i don’t know and i can’t handle staying with my family anymore too and why do people YELL all the time for no reason when they KNOW i can’t HANDLE yelling nor loud noises due to autism. i feel like i need stuff to get OUT but NOTHING IS ENOUGH TO GET THE STUFF OUT AND I HATE THIS FEELING OF HATE AND DREAD AND GUILT I WISH I COULD JUST STOP FEELING ANYTHING OMFG i can’t continue doing that

[emanhoussin]

Wait.

Before you scroll, please read this.

My fundraiser was shut down.

Everything we had disappeared overnight.

I’m a mother trying to protect my children in a place where safety doesn’t exist.

They still ask me for simple things food, warmth, a future and I don’t have easy answers.

So I started over.

A new link. From zero. Again.

I’m not asking you for miracles.

Just don’t ignore this.

Reblog.

That’s it.

Because one share can reach someone who can actually help us survive.

If you’ve ever cared about anyone, anywhere let this be the moment you act.

Link in bio.

Please don’t let this die quietly.

Help our family survive the Gaza war

A family of five is fighting to survive in Gaza right now not just the war, but hunger, fear, and uncertainty every single day.

#signalboost #mutualaid #helpurgent #sharethis #dontscroll #gazaunderattack #freepalestine #boost #tumblrpost #urgenthelp

[gotinterest]

Please share and donate to Eman! She was verified by el-shab-hussein towards the start of the war and I have spoken to her many times over the past few years.

Her family desperately needs help. Even €5 can help her rebuild a lifeline for her family.

[lily-of-knossos]

Shout out to the best official fyolai art out there

[hxxrtlxss-ghxst]

BSD reblog game! your blog name/username is now your ability - describe it :3

I think mine would be something related to emotions - being able to make them void or warp them in a way - eh I'm kinda out of ideas rn but I can get back to it later ig

get creative cause some of yall's usernames will need a bit of thinking

@dazaisbaldspot @ryuwantsrevenge @spiralingbackintime @sincerelykomi @cmd-shift4 @dazai0s4mukun @dazaistealingchuuyashat @ayanes--doll--mine--expo + open tags

[sincerelykomi]

FUCK this is hard..okay Komi means communication and it was based off the show Komi Cant Communicate so I think it’ll make my victims silent and unable to speak for a certain period MUZHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH EVIL ME

@dazai0s4mukun @elisemarionette @nikolaieatchildrensin-1983 @h0ll0wgast @schizomollys @jiraihoshi @malacemizerhater + open tags

[nikolaieatchildrensin-1983]

:)

ill become a urban myth tehe

@mister-aster @v1visection @sillyluxky @lobotomyyahhh @lowkeykindahungry @thesummerhater @angel-jubs @nikolaitoeseporators @meows3rz + open tags

[lowkeykindahungry]

It’s self explanatory.

I’m going to become Kirby and vacuum the whole world up.

Tags: @v1visection @alisterrm @akutagawascoathanger @numberonedazaihater @s1ckr0s @nikiranz @nvsm-13 @lobotomyyahhh @d1zzy-b4tz @bsd-forever

[v1visection]

vivisection…

self-explanatory, cutting people up while they’re still alive. HOWEVER if we wanna make this a bit deeper, uhh… maybe being able to delve into their selves, "dissect" their thoughts or feelings for a limited period of time ? it should rly have a limited use of some sort or it’ll be too powerful in battles but i am not inspired lmao.

Tags : @meows3rz @lowlifespender @oscars-fear-of-everyone @liamas2tine + open tags !!

[v1visection]

*hug*

You deserve love. Please don't forget to smile. You matter in this world.

- lux

awww thank you lux <3

[theangelcatalogue]

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

[decaying-appleseeds]

FUCK NOOO ☹️☹️

No pressure tags ^^

@vict1mthree @jadealaide @justamoonstar @pixelpawsisaweirdname @moss-the-mushroom @cosmicbrown1es + anyone else

[pixelpawsisaweirdname]

@ilovefriedbritishorphans @purepathologist @sstrang3crypt1d @sergeantroach @centipaw @foxlikescereal @bellefromhelle @thesaddesttoothless + anypony else

[foxlikescereal]

🙂....

@jaxplode @conis1234 @foxisconfused @skydaddyzeus + any other moots

[skydaddyzeus]

@liluot @acesbeadednecklace @endlesswells @potingus573 and any other moots

[liluot]

I wish

@jolyjamboree @acesbeadednecklace @cookies-over-yonder

[jolyjamboree]

PRETTY MUCH YEAH

@zankacore @eleim @lilaleilaaaaa @cofigo +open tag!!

[lilaleilaaaaa]

AYYYY LWK TRUE BRO

@maumauxmau @ghost-kings-court-jester @malin-la @nostalgic-soda @hoeisyoualesbian @indiepoplover-15 @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs

[indiepoplover-15]

I knew those damn lesbian allegations would catch up to me

@loloulca @yourlovingdeaddove @eleim @ilobetrophysm @wendydrivethrublog @dry-er @tomb-of-liegia @sillybillyidk1 @magical-girl-rheamoon @val-4ntine @hazxy88 @noctivagus8 @heretic111 @osinachies @prolaxzo247 @v4inly4pples @shipkidpalace-official @banzaboiieatskilishi @harpsich0rdian @harlyqquin @madducei @blarhger @shanky2panky @unicornleftinink @frontbottom8liketheband @goatrotter @coupsccie @im-staren @dokjas-lostselfpreservation @canthearya @augine @thegodov @raymoshi @zak1251 @gigamirrilikechicken @slime20756 @rotting-in-red @loserr4u @vixenisdabest @kayzgonnxxz @raven04m00n + any other moots!!! :3

[loloulca-is-inactive]

Did my OC!

Damn really called her out huh?

@reapkusho @gothfairyxox @paintingchaoticstars + any other moots! Love y'all

[reapkusho]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAGGGG <3 <3

and so what if I DO.

i messed around with my other nicknames because i wanted to see how long it'd take for the generator to repeat a prompt

@kisdydrms @someprettyname @wabatle @still-fatemeh @d3l1rious (you alright with being tagged? just tell me <3) @jelly-kibtyfish + open :)

[still-fatemeh]

Thanks reap, gimme a hug

ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ *approaches you creepily*

Oh, FUCK OFF (My dad does)

I had to Google what a jeroba is, but even the mere thought that I'd hesitate to pet this is sacrilege or smth like tha-

Tags 🏷 : @pifnii , @raskoln1kovsaxe , @uramiwritesstuff , @lee-hak-hyun + open tags

[uramiwritesstuff]

Lol here are all my names 💔💔💔

@akutagawascoathanger , @ratsietm , @violetbee204 , @silkycrunch

[violetbee204]

everyone expect an octopus in the mail /j

Tags!! (don’t have to if you don’t wanna lol): @rainyquayz @nnarinara @melancholic-whimsy @grapeflavoredraisins @laced-up-in-black @numberonedazaihater @mushroomstarfairy + open tags because I’m too lazy tag anyone else (but you should really join if you want to)

[numberonedazaihater]

Thank you so much for the tag!!

I'm not even sure that's a headcanon, i think it's just canon 🤔

No pressure tags!: @funnythingsidk, @n1n1n1k0lai, @lowkeykindahungry and everyone else that wants to do this!!

[lowkeykindahungry]

YES. TAGS. I LOVE TAGS. Thank you.

UHMMMMMM. I have never seen any head cannon more accurate that this, what is this black magic...

No pressure tages: @alisterrm @lobotomyyahh @lowlifespender @nikolaieatchildrensin-1983 @akutagawascoathanger @nikiranz @nvsm-13 @d1zzy-b4tz

[lobotomyyahh]

lelelelelele

Loud buzzer sound

@lbk-animationz @nikolaieatchildrensin-1983 @v1visection @lowlifespender+open tags

[v1visection]

are we sure about that

@meows3rz @nikolaieatchildrensin-1983 @lowlifespender @oscars-fear-of-everyone @nvsm-13 @liamas2tine @sillyluxky + open tags

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[star-dew-chicken]

I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6

@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace

@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16

@fortheloveofgrantaire

[amazingdylan]

i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D

and i am doing art and music for gcse

@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!

[satan-offical]

I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in

I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P

Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔

[im-a-rock]

When I snapped my tibia and fibula I made a Monty Python reference in the ER.

I was also the most calm person in the ER.

@the-grim-reaper-offical @kingtwink @raxlexander @shiziv @coffee--spill @zeta-finnish @thatsmyineffablelifeline + open.

[thatsmyineffablelifeline]

i had my tonsils removed when i was in kindergarten and got to skip a week of school

@eleventhirtythoughts @shenanigan42 @lotions-potions-and-notions @souperache @krow-offical @chr0nically-b0red @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @the-aricher @butidonotapprove @wallyblack1925-offical @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @221biandconfused @biancanotfound @candiceturner @walking-mushroom @non-alcoholic-tequila @ezra-didntreallyfall @universe-city-2 @lelethetopicchanger @mayawithany @bucky-barns-at-221b @what-is-going-on-im-confused @coneheadobviously @that-autistic-person @hunger-offical

[lotions-potions-and-notions]

My elbows don't extend fully straight, while almost every other joint is hyperflexible though

@slowalkingbisexualgirl @221biandconfused @joylivie @the-aricher @starstruck-daydreamer @souperache @not-a-gay-fangodess @bookworm-fangirl1 @candiceturner @wallyblack1925-offical @mayawithany @miniaturespirestorm @bucky-barns-at-221b @coneheadobviously @krow-offical @brambledeggs @eleventhirtythoughts 

[mayawithany]

I had surgery when I was a newborn, so I have a metal "clip" inside my back (my twin sister does too)

@coneheadobviously @evskiii @grace-ful-13 @mentally-tori-261 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee + OPEN tags:p

[laurieheehee]

i met (and talked to) the Queen of England when she was still alive and i was like 7

@wool-and-writing @waitingonabook @h0bbes-is-c000l + OPEN TAGS

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

ive had dinner with the bassist of pearl jam

@dont-you-dare-forget-the-sun @holybananapants @luceygoosey9 @legalityoftheraccoons @buckysrightarm1 @sunnywiththunderstorms + open tags!

[legalityoftheraccoons]

dude I talk about myself too much I don’t have any secrets

I have a desk from my grandmother that is from the 1920s-ish?

open tags because. I’m lazy and my main moots have already been tagged

[black--stars]

Three random facts:

One of my ear canals are notably smaller than the other. It makes it harder to clean, and it kinds hurts sometimes, but otherwise it has no effect on my life and I didnt even realize until a few months ago.

I unironically thought undertale took place in hell. I didn't figure that out until at least four years of knowing the game existed, when a friend was speaking about the game and I mentioned that. As it turns out, "the underground" is in fact, just a place underground.

When I was 13 I used to go to the master bedroom and hide my parents' lube. I didn't steal it for myself or anything, I just threw them behind their dresser because I really hated the possibility of getting another sibling and that was the best way I could think of preventing that.

@simplystarrysky @mrblackhaironthestreet + open tags (i didn't realize that's something people specify? i always assume open tags)

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

that last one is incredibly funny! I'll follow your format lol

three random facts:

1) i once stole a weed-related product from right behind an empoyees back and i had to go in my tiptoes to reach over a transparent plastic divider to get it. i have never been caught and that might be my riskiest sticky-fingered stunt yet. i keep a mental catalogue of surveillance in stores, on streets, etc. oh and for some reason i tend to sneak up on people unnoticed even though I don't mean to and it seems crazy sometimes -- like I'll be in steel-toed boots and embodying a large sillhouette and regardless only be noticed when I'm within like 3 feet of someone. this is of course an incredibly funny nature to employ for sibling-scaring purposes and trickery.

2) i have known my partner since we were 6 years old, longer than I've known my own sibling. she has seen the absolute worst of me and the best. she has helped me survive innumerable times. and though we have our problems, i am so lucky and glad to have her in my life. she is the only person who can make me laugh with little effort. being in her company makes me feel at home no matter where we are or what we're doing.

3) i have managed to gain around 20lbs give or take within approximately 3 months (though i suspect i am losing some of the weight unfortunately due to stress and the other factors that make it difficult for me to eat properly... I'm hoping I'll correct course on that by mid-July and am looking to gain another 5-10 lbs from my starting weight along with the existing 20lbs i may have lost some of. also my new brand of protein powder is total garbage and i will never get it again, I'm going to go back to the one i liked before hopefully even if it's on the pricier side)

@aro-spectre @asterosian @big-tiddy @imoanurparentsnames @kitsuneprincessspring @little-flame-prince @nebulae-astros-official @nsfwitchy2 @wandering-wolf23

feel free to play even if ur not tagged :)

[nebulae-astros-official]

1. I have a heart shaped birthmark on my arm

2. I planned the murder of a girl who hurt my bestie when I was in 1st grade with said bestie, we even thought about how to get rid of the evidence {cut the corpse up, burn it in the shady ass peice of land near our houses and launch the remains in a homemade firework}

3. I like to make things that remind me of my friends but I'm usually too scared to show it to them ;-;

@kingkit7734 @lightsabersandbluecookies @themanthemythelegendvesper @fire-girl-is-here-yo @roseisgoat @lwlfire @killer-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @coffee--spill + open tags

[kingkit7734]

Ye must answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see

My sense of direction is apparently very good (or so I've been told)

I never speak in public, like, at all

I only drink, and only ever will drink water

Open tags !

[randomsokk]

1.) uh last year i was the global eighth (between fifth and tenth anyway since its hard to judge skill) best player of a game (between 50-60k players at the time)

2.) i accumulate various things that i love inexplicably and they currently include a sloth plushie, a turtle on a necklace, a ring that is plain metal with black flame on the sides (its also like seven or eight years old) a green hoodie/jacket and several other knicknacks

3.) idk im not v interesting but ig i very much like physical affection? or I am actually pretty good at archery?

Tags: @mysticalyouthwizard @jqydiqm0nds @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @faiconic @do-not-u-dare +open tags

[do-not-u-dare]

I used to have like 10 dogs in a minecraft survival world. Then I lost them. Then I got new ones. And then I stopped playing minecraft

[the-ice-queen-623]

I wasnt tagged but this is fun

1. I used to kayak a lot as a kid with my parents. Basically my whole summer as a kid was at the lake just kayaking or stand up paddle boarding

2. Despite what many might believe at one point i was really religous and went to church every sunday with my dad and even gor confirmed into the church (methodist version of chosing jesus since we get bapistized as infants)

3. I couldnt read till I was 8

@music-n-mushrooms @heyimcelery @yoursleepdemon @youngjusticerulez @primalmagic @pinkbirddiaries @anonymoosen +open tags

[youngjusticerulez]

omg i neglect my tags sm this might be the only one i immediately responded to

i used to have a H U G E frozen hyperfixation 😭

@astracaedes @oxyisdamoron @redwinesupanover @dramatic1nlyf @shenanigan42 @it4dorable @sunnyarik3r + open tags :P

[astracaedes]

i am

bendy. and short. meaning i can squeeze into shady places.

@skepticalvoidhedgehog @dramatic1nlyf @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @friendlyghostsandmonsters @lightsabersandbluecookies @autisimyfoxerronii @shogun-midnight @thedogbard @ayane-chan-loves-water @jello-the-frog @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @irvnwithsciss0rs @mjthesilly @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @evyyy77 @roseisgoat @jel-e-ton-officalz @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do-not-u-dare @mushroompie @gaster-wd @positively--voodoo @do-not-u-dare @themosteclecticwitch @instant-yuri-machine @marshmallow-dust @la-femmerouge @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @zeta-finnish

[instant-yuri-machine]

i used to be afraid of Ursula's sister who showed up in that Little Mermaid movie about Ariel's daughter (i was obsessed asf when i was 5-6)

open tags! (will edit later and tag my moots)

@overlord-offical @bacone-official @amoebaporn @justcallmedom31 @lmhavingaboibee @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @pansexual-king-official @lightsabersandbluecookies @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @fieryhotpotato @7-eleven-offical @silverfan77 @i-hate-network-programming @grisha-offical @thedogbard @toomuchtodooml @tinnitus-official @art-hammer-certified @raventhecrispy-offical @theonewholeftitbehind @aggressivetrash0 @kugisakinobaradesu @minute-maid-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @postie-offical @not-so-single-official @burning-britain-official @shah4139-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @wallyblack1925-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @amy-offical @was-funny-before @mike-wheeler-offical @eraser-offical @yearning--offical @mcsm-official @erica-sinclair-offical @ninahufflepuff @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hellincarnation @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical

@sapphic-offical @do-not-u-dare @astracaedes @kermitthebomber-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @no-one-offical @roseisgoat @livviedaltonvintagedoll @pen-out-of-ink-official @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @mjthesilly @bitch-offical @nixie-offical @wnclair @the-retired-king-of-beans @p3rpetual-moti0n @shitposterbarbie @breadteleporter-offical @book-offical @flumph-fucker @inthehousethatalwaysrains @hekate-offical @raynilikescats @im-on-crack-send-help @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @evyyy77 @kugiscki @cabbagemeteor @amkicn @omnipitant-duck @the-haiku-bot @deepsleepsoul @reyreadersblog @bookloveralina @whataspectaclebear @wayward-victorian-man @shimmerytimbers @planetahmane @spideyplays-official @transmasc-offical @singapore-offical @killer-official

[grisha-offical]

i make (semi) profesional jewelery out of mineral stones(ametyst, hematite, agate...)

i have a double nationality (i ain't telling what countries but i guess you can figure it out...)

my parents forced me to do extra english classes when i was like 7 i hated it but now im really glad

tag list (ask to be added or removed): @gus-offical @ihavenoconsistentinterests @mossinmytea @obsesseddemonlord-offical @coffee--spill @nelly-rebellyyyyy @playlist-offical @timelinesjwriter @random-indian-girl @ashyd-shy @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @crows-are-cool09 @rainbowkessem @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @wesperfaerie @queerbookbitch @sicklyvicktorianboy @algae122 @carthyanstar + You

[carthyanstar]

thanks for the tag!

if i wear glasses meant for my prescription i get a headache, so i always wear low prescription ones unless i'm going to a concert or doing something that will be more fun if i can see far away

i've only gotten two haircuts in the past 4 years and both of them were just trims so my hair is about hip length now.. i get a lot of comments and people asking me if i'm going to cut it (tbh i want to, i just can't find a good reference picture)

in 3rd grade i found a bunch of graphic novels that were actually shakespearean plays (i didn't even know who shakespeare was i thought it was the brand 😭) and i was obsessed with reading them at the time for some reason?? my favorite was as you like it

@starryg4rden @nevermoresshadow @the-ascendant-doodler @teresa-of-del @awestruckrevival @aerowolf @icamincon + open tags :)

[icamincon]

Thanks for the tag!! :)

Ok mine is not that fun but. I’m lactose intolerant.

I also have an addiction to dairy, so, figure that out.

Ummm I also used to have a pixie cut! I’ve been growing my hair out for like, I think 4 years now? I do miss her every once in a while. Having a pixie is such a fun experience and so is growing it out

@pidge-the-pigeon @lowlifespender @maveleina @mvsevales + open tags :)

[lowlifespender]

Ohh I feel bad for your stomach 🥹

3 facts because I overshare:

1. I won a national physics competition

2. I hate physics by now

3. I bake really well

@lobotomyyahh @sillyluxky @v1visection @nikolaieatchildrensin-1983 @liamastatine @tabris-the-seventeenth-angel + open tags!

[sillyluxky]

Ty for the tag

I tried to crochet and failed miserably last year and I got so sad cause my sibling tried really hard to explain it to me and I still didn't get it. I was really upset.

@lobotomyyahh, @v1visection, @nikolaieatchildrensin1983, @lord-of-crime-and-punishment, @fishthingie

[lobotomyyahh]

Thanks for the tag 🫶

uhhhhh i hand sewed my entire nikolai vest bc my sewing machine wouldn’t work anddd i used to play the violin 👾👾👾👾

@v1visection @lbk-animationz @nikolaieatchildrensin-1983 @lowkeykindahungry +open tags

[v1visection]

wow thanks for all the tags !! uhmmmm idk, i wrote a children's book with my father from 5yo to 10yo and we published it, and i sleep with three identical plushies at night lmao

@nikolaieatchildrensin-1983 @oscars-fear-of-everyone @meows3rz @fishthingie @lowkeykindahungry + open tags :D