Hannah @velvetcatacombs - Tumblr Blog

There are three major types of spiritual practice: first, reaching the spirit by rewarding the body, through ritual feasting, drug-taking and sex; second, reaching the spirit by denying the body, through fasting, cleansing and purification; and third, by abandoning the physical entirely and attempting to reach the numinous entirely via the life of the mind. In this essay, entitled “Bed, Bath and Beyond”, I will

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Glam kitchen woman and that twink who makes old dessert recipes are on different ends of the same spectrum I just don’t know what that spectrum is yet

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cometcrystal

god i’m kin with this picture of jigsaw in a baseball hat and hoodie

cometcrystal

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petalpetal

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

shalpilot

what?

petalpetal

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

anonymous-ivplay

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

fallingtowers

i’m raising my son to speak and act and dress like a 19th-century british dandy and today he told me “mamà, today at school a group of miscreants tried to bully me but i bit my thumb at them and said ‘i pity you, that your world is so small, and the wonders therein so few’” so proud of him

lovely-v

I remember reading such a good heartfelt and intellectual essay about how Frodo Baggins is basically a perfect protagonist and it was absolutely correct but the one part I vividly remember is that there was a section about how he was put down a lot when the movies came out because he showed weakness and by 2001 toxic masculinity terms that’s inherently homosexual and the essay went on to be like “if going forward despite your pain and struggle because you’re kind at heart is gay, gay people should be proud to have him” and like I know what the real point here was but when I read that I was like cheers I’ll drink to that bro we gay people ARE proud to have Frodo Baggins

rslashrats

having auditory processing issues is so funny its like the second theres any background noise it sounds like the people talking to you are communicating in simlish

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@under-palemoonlight

awakecorgi704-deactivated202007

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

anjukoneko

crotchapple

A succubus but instead of stealing your soul through sex she kisses you and your wallet disappears

crotchapple

She may have just been a pickpocket idk it was dark

fitzdyke

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

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uncle-beanbag

Et tube Brute?

collectivefandomstuff

Ok now THIS is the stuff I wanted when I followed the Julius Caesar tag and I don’t even get it from there?? Am upset by this betrayal of the tumblr system

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sygol

if i had a tail, ahaha well let me just tell you: i'd be swishin' that bitch

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“Public libraries are such important, lovely places!” Yes but do you GO there. Do you STUDY there. Do you meet friends and get coffee there. Do you borrow the FREE, ZERO SUBSCRIPTION, ZERO TRACKING books, audiobooks, ebooks, and films. Have you checked out their events and schemes. Do you sign up for the low cost courses in ASL or knitting or programming or writing your CV that they probably run. Do you know they probably have myriad of schemes to help low income families. Do you hire their low cost rooms if you need them. Have you joined their social groups. Do you use the FREE COMPUTERS. Do you even know what your library is trying to offer you. Listen, the library shouldn’t just exist for you as a nice idea. That’s why more libraries shut every year

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If this post persuades even one person to get a free library account and use it, my time on this hellsite will not have been spent in vain