A Very Small Flower

Like extraordinarily small She/her 24

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[spicylacroix06]

Baby’s first reblog

[merryweathart]

Kids, always remember to hate on generative ai, fascism and the patriarchy ✨️ (frame ref)

[mlerpwonders]

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

[mlerpwonders]

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

[peregreen]

well now you're just doing this on purpose

[mlerpwonders]

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

[mlerpwonders]

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

[mlerpwonders]

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

[paulgadzikowski]

now that's what i call a

gator aid

[awwnutbunnies]

Take a look at Gators Georg here.

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[i-am-weis]

Chapter 9 / The King’s Men - Nora Sakavic

[the-punforgiven]

You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that's been staring at you the whole time with it

[mayra-quijotescx]

I got inspired

[throwupgirl]

not enough is said about the fact that ronans pov of ninos night is haha i made declan mad and i barely even got in trouble for it. 🙂 eating pizza with my friends now and we dont even have to put up with my dick brother. 🤨 wait what the fuck why does adam have a crush on that waitress girl. thats not allowed. i literally got him to let me drag him around on a moving dolly last week thats like third base. act normal make fun of him about it. 😤🚶‍♂️i need to go outside. i need to punch 👊 something. (declan reappears with a lecture ready) oh perfect and theres my 🎯 target. (gets chewed out by gansey after beating declans ass) time to lock myself in my room for 3 hours and blast shitty edm until gansey falls asleep so i can get wasted at church after i beg god to tell me what i am (wakes up in a drunken haze on the pews) (is holding a screeching baby bird) 🐦‍⬛ 🫩why not. this might as well happen

[queer-book-character-tournament]

Queer Book Character Tournament Round Two

Scott Hunter- Game Changer

Catalina Alvarez- All for the Game

Voting ended onApr 24

Character, book, and author names under the cut

Scott Hunter- Game Changer by Rachel Reid

Catalina Alvarez- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic

[kunfyouzed]

[8nin]

do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”

[sapphicmosaic]

Another night in Gotham

[lamuliz]

Straw hats takin a lil nap <33

[icaimess]

that one let's haikyuu panel

[fluesterscherben]

When Andrew says "jump" Kevin doesn't say anything, he just jumps, as high as he can, every time, without fail. The problem with that is, that when Andrew says jump what he wants to hear is "fuck you, no."

[04krause]

I wonder when the monsters will understand that the reason why Andrew has such a hard time getting close to them is because not one of them can say no to him. 1. that means they're scared of him (am i really a monster?) 2. he can't trust them because no one can say "no" (if I am a monster and they can't say no, i can't keep them close, I will hurt them)

like, Neil is the only one who saw Andrew as a person, and who kept bitching and arguing and doing things his way. and Andrew saw the spine, the capability to stand up for himself against Andrew, even if it was never violent or physical, Neil could hold his ground. and Andrew could fucking relax and trust that if he crosses a line he will know about it

I have way too many thoughts about the man.

[ink-stained-ambition]

Jesper: Would you roundhouse kick your best friend in the face for a million dollars?

Kaz: Without hesitation, but, hear me out, I roundhouse kick you in the face, so we get one million dollars, but then we make it dramatic as hell, make it into a distraction, so then Inej can sneak in and get the rest of the money from whoever made us this deal, and then we’re set for life.

Jesper: …wait am I your best friend?

Kaz: *scheming face* Focus, Jesper, we’re plotting.

[409-conflict]

I cannot stop thinking about what a fucking year Ilya had in 2014

Putin warns gay people not to spread propaganda during Sochi Olympics

Every Western media outlet wants a sound bite from Ilya, a Russian superstar who’s lived in the West for five years, regarding the gay propaganda laws

Ilya has to thread the needle of neither denouncing or promoting Russia’s stance

Ilya leads the National Hockey Team to a demoralising crash out

The prettiest man in the world makes the unbelievably stupid decision that now is a good time and place to talk to each other in public for the first time ever

He is upbraided by his Papa

Sveta completely misreads what he needs, and he can’t even be mad about it because at least she’s trying

The Bolotnaya Square protesters are convicted

Russia moves troops into Crimea

He keeps frantically googling pictures of Shane in the middle of the night

Russian opposition leaders are detained

G8 suspends Russian membership

Boston makes the playoffs

The Russian government enacts laws tightening control of dissemination of information, categorising bloggers alongside journalists

The Donetsk and Luhansk referenda, unrecognised by the international community

Boston wins the Stanley Cup

Has panic attack in a bathroom, is immediately accused of being an asshole for arriving on time

Successfully convinces himself he’s capable of having sex with Shane without feelings, definitely doesn’t cry once he’s alone

Super super fun happy times summer with his ailing father

MH17 shot down by Russian-made missile

Russia hits back at sanctions by banning food imports, sends food prices soaring

Oil prices crash, halving Russia’s national budget

Foreign ownership in Russia media is capped

Has Totally No Strings No Feelings secret sex with Shane, everything is Chill

Russian financial crisis hits, prices of food up 40 to 50%, some KHL teams can’t even pay their players

And all throughout this, every time he opens Facebook he’s tagged in yet another hundred fucking ALS ice bucket challenges

[explosionshark]

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

[explosionshark]

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

[professorsparklepants]

#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)

Oh my god

[box-dwelling]

Found the orginal thread and lost it at this

[xompeii]

I still think it would be hilarious to get a fanfic for AFTG where the new coach for the Ravens was just Ted Lasso.