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lin. She/Her. 25. been on tumblr for years and finally decided to set up properly. ask box open. message me anytime

[astronautawry]

Drawtectives dressed as the Scooby-Doo mystery gang for Halloween!!

This is kinda rushed because I forgot I wanted to draw this until like 10pm last night 😅

[tacticianofylisse]

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

[tacticianofylisse]

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t a . Accta at. t accta at

Closest match: Danio rerio DNA sequence from clone DKEY-178O16 in linkage group 6, complete sequence Common name: Zebrafish

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[absolute-artlad]

some just long to be understood

[transexualizer-deactivated20170]

so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut

[karnalesbian]

yeah. it is your bad.

[bargarean]

[bargarean]

reblog my post boy

[bluebeetletedkord]

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

[macleod-reblogs]

I’ve reblogged this a thousand times because it’s one of my favorite posts of all time.

[annabelle--cane]

sometimes I read a radioactively bad take and just sit there like "not only do you not understand this story but you fundamentally do not understand how stories work in general, and you have never considered that your discord with every piece of fiction you come across could possibly be a problem on your end"

[marzipan-maples]

EXCELLENT TAGS OP SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

this is still my favourite tweet Ever i truly dont think anything can top it

[cryptotheism]

Mr qin shi huang quick drink this elixir of mercury and powdered jade it’ll make you live forever

Oh fuck yes finally

[cryptotheism]

Hospital

[wizardpotions]

Yeah okay sure

[wizardpotions]

[wizardpotions]

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[anamcaramia]

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

[psilocervidae]

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Province with a rat quell! Rodent power!🎵

[cottoncandylesbo]

it's dumb fuck tuesday reblog if you're nothing

[babymyleopard]

today is wednesday, you dumbfuck

[cottoncandylesbo]

Time - Wikipedia

[teathattast]

[northshorewave]

"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.

[ironmyrmidon]

Not beating the panopticon allegations

[zacsoyama]

this is extremely wholesome

[walmart-the-official]

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

[bleu-guacamole]

Might I add, free database of mostly European folklore and myths

[walmart-the-official]

:0

Thank you!