Virus

≪Transmasc • 16+ ∙ Queer • Ace • Plural • Artist • Coms open⪼

[rat-godd]

I fear it won't be long 'til the time calls / and when I go I wanna know that it was worth it all

[lesbianswift]

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[virus-leo]

Uh-

[arowitharrows]

I fully support Pluto as an aro symbol (x) but as a space scientist I cannot support any arguments that claim it's because Pluto should be a planet. The true reason Pluto is an aro symbol is precisely because people tie the amount of love and care this wonderful celestial body receives to which label it has. Just because a relationship with someone is not labeled as romantic should not mean that this relationship has to be treated as less worthy of time and care and effort. Just because Pluto is not labeled as a planet does not mean it is less worthy of our time and care and effort.

Here is another reason Pluto is aro: Pluto has a heart shaped region called the Tombaugh region:

[ID: an image of Pluto and it's heart shaped Tombaugh region, with the moon Charon in the background. End ID]

Now, Pluto and it's moon Charon are tidally locked, meaning they always face each other with the same hemisphere. Pluto's heart is always facing away from Charon. Some articles have phrased this as being tragically romantic, but I disagree! Here are two celestial objects orbiting each other for billions of years, and they are doing this while Pluto keeps it's heart hidden. Because in this case, love is not part of the equation that makes up their bond, romance does not play a part in their gravitational pull towards each other. That's aro as fuck, in my humble opinion.

[arowitharrows]

In conclusion:

[ID: the dwarf planet Pluto in front of the aromantic flag. End ID]

[arowitharrows]

don't reblog this to insist Pluto should be a planet I will bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[no-one-offical]

‎

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

kick

[rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical]

[aropride]

characterpilled Unfollow

[photo of the character]

i love my this. the charactr

characterpilled Unfollow

charac te r. ... ... . .... #FUUUUCK. THE CHARACTER.

characterpilled Unfollow

DOES ANYBODY EVER THINK ABOUT .THE CHARACTER

characterpilled Unfollow

[1.5k word essay about the character] #but like idk maybe im wrong

characterpilled Unfollow

character i love youso badly.

^dash when someone is possessed by The Character core (this post is positive)

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[arcadialedger]

REBLOG

[isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva]

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

[astro-so]

UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

[prick-o]

i felt like this was important idk

[rav3r-d0ll]

PLEASE REBLOG!

[whisperingsoup]

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

[parttimepunner]

I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world

Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema

[onehelluvacritic]

Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓

[thatonepointbraincell]

LISTEN TO THEM

[theribbitkin]

THIS!! Coming from a survivor, never force water down a person’s throat, there’s a high likelihood of aspiration. Take them to the ER immediately or call your emergency number.

[argon-offical]

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c

[offical-pink]

d

[argon-offical]

e

[eldritchhellspawn]

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[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

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[thecacophonyspeaks]

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[virus-leo]

I

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (1/3)

James (Pokémon)

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Voting ended onJul 13

[do-not-u-dare]

vote james or else

[vampirequeenada]

...no

[rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical]

james james hes our man

sorry my bad. james james their our blorbo if they dont win imma go-

[rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical]

please vote James. propaganda below the cut

I had the roses, I had the pose, The dramatic coat and the perfect prose. I've been rich, I've been broke, I've worn heels to flee, So explain why the bracket's ignoring me.

Look at the competition, they're all so grim, I've got theatrical trauma down to a whim. I've fainted elegantly more times than most, Yet somehow I'm losing to another sad ghost.

Every poll refresh is another heartbreak. Every vote I miss is another mistake. Please, internet, don't make me wait— My ego's hanging by a single thread.

Vote for James! Vote for me! I'm the prettiest disaster you'll ever see. I've got roses, I've got flair, I've got emotional damage and fabulous hair.

Vote for James! Hear my plea! This is my completely normal destiny. If I lose this cursed campaign, I'll dramatically blast off again.

Jessie's laughing, Meowth's taking bets, Giovanni hasn't answered any texts. Wobbuffet's clapping just to be polite, Even he thinks I should've won tonight.

I crossdress better than half the field, Every disguise should count as appeal. I survived twenty-five years of cartoon defeat, At least let me have this one online sweep.

You call him mysterious? I call him bland. I have a bouquet permanently in my hand. I'm camp, I'm tragic, I'm rich-boy cringe, I invented losing with theatrical twinge.

So click the button. Don't hesitate. History hangs on your browser's fate. For beauty, drama, and endless despair... Who else is doing it with this much hair?

Vote for James! Vote for me! Tumblr, fulfill my glorious prophecy. One more round, don't let me fall— I'm the Sexyman after all.

(off in the distance)

"...Jessie, if I lose to Sans again, I'm deleting the internet."

[rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical]

PLEASE 0.4 PERCENT AND ITS A TIE, PLEASE TUMBLR PLEASE

[rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical]

PLEASE I NEVER ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING ILL BEG IF I HAVE TO

[shrugsinchinese]

Rocky was in space for 50 years of course the recuperation period is long and hard

[pokemasterchaz99]

It's really interesting seeing how accessibility and medicine works on Eridian, there could be more lore on this planet tbh and I would never get tired of it.

[cacartoon]

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS OPEN!

I’ve dropped the prices a bit and reopened commissions because I got a MAJOR expense I gotta do!

My little brother is getting married in November :)

It’s a destination wedding and I’m helping pay for tickets and accommodations for me as I’ll be traveling with my mother.

However I haven’t saved quite enough yet. I’m about $600 away from having just the bare minimum

So, I’ve reopened my comms with a price cut to help levitate financial worry as well as get my comms list to bursting.

So if you wish to commission me, please feel free to DM me.

Or share this around! Every little bit helps more than you know

Thank you again for listening!

[conleches]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

[bellero]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

[no-one-offical]

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[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[thetyrannytranny]

Thetyrannybitch is kinda catchy

[drudg30n]

mine woulf be bitch. just bitch

[simonsays-begaydocrime]

idk if i would do bitchsays-begaydocrime, simonsays-bebitchdocrine, or simonsays-begaydobitch(es?)

kinda like them all

[idontexist734]

bitchdontexist734 is fun

[sell-my-soul]

sell-my-bitch

[heartattackinblackdye]

bitchattackinblackdye… i kind of like it

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

Bleed1ngbabybitch

[ruhrohrexia]

ruhrohbitch

[diegelicdoll]

bitchdoll

[lifeofanoverdramaticmess]

lifeofanoverdramaticbitch

[thecacophonyspeaks]

the cacophony BITCH

[virus-leo]

Either bitch-leo or virus-bitch

Fun

I like the first one

[toasty-talks]

oui oui baguette bitch

[toasty-talks]

*slaps you with my stale baguette*

[toasty-talks]

everytime someone reblogs this i giggle to myself

[odinsblog]

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

[spookyold-saintjm]

I will probably reblog this every time I see it on my dash because it’s absolutely stunning

[onyxai]

This is literally insane. How did you have the patience. Tell me your secrets o’ art god.

[i-say-ok]

ok!!! :0

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

Part of me is like “neat. Reblog,” and part of me is like “I understand now why impressionism took off, because there’s a 0% chance the artist wasn’t like ‘fuck this shit’ by the halfway point.”

[shakespeareofficialaccount]

make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

@post-unuwuifer @yes-im-youtube-kids @microsoft-edge-real @the-red-planet-mars @bingle-official

@wordswordsorswordswords @india-reblogs

[the-blood-son-robin]

Bucket 😭

Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in

And this is open, literally anyone is free to join

But here are my recent favourites

@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo

[reality-of-prime]

Shoe rack. WOW

@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski

[polockski]

Car door

@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else

[nyx-is-the-blank-canvas]

My younger brother???????

@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!

[ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead]

oh uhm

my cat…

@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli

[bugwolfsstuff]

my earphone

@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13

[random-indian-girl]

The tears of Nerakhis musical...

@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert

[thatchaoticbookworm]

the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n

[miasago]

My magnesium lotion

@fancysheepnacho @souperache

[fancysheepnacho]

My notebook

@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

[coffee--spill]

Raccoon plushie 🥹

Open tags

[your-local-blackhole]

cucumbers

snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D

@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join

[the-dragonian]

an empty magic the gathering commander deck box.

@pukicho @evil-pukicho-real-offical @anonmous-offical @dragon-in-a-fez @teabooteboot @the-grim-reaper-offical @the-randomest-of-usernames

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

fake plant

im too lazy to tag

[tjthetyrant]

andy capp's cheddar fries

@finnian-night @kingoftheloonybinza @kitty-kat-kal @holybananapants @noepo

[spit-fire-ransom]

Pokemon Cards! @kingoftheloonybinza @kitty-kat-kal @kayninee @wh0rerf4n @imjayyouregay @iamcassian

[wh0rerf4n]

Hot buttered rum candle 😭

@letters-not-opened11 @theweirdqueerthing @bl0odwh0re + others I’m lazy

[theweirdqueerthing]

NOT MY WEIGHTED SLOTH PLUSH

AAAHHHHH T^T

@darkorange00 @darkotorclash @endyark @saph-the-queer and whoever else wants to ^^

[saph-the-queer]

Hehe

a FULL magic the gathering commander deck box

@siffrininstarsandtime @siffrinsonionquiche @im-bad-at-names-okay @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

[im-bad-at-names-okay]

earbuds

@soggysaucepackets-offical @weirdo-offical @killer-offical @do-not-u-dare

[do-not-u-dare]

ruler

[imapuppetqueer]

tv remote

@hes-the-smoke-iamthefire @insertcoolurlhereplease @iamthe-veil-thatyou-pierced

[bisexual-kitkat-offical]

phone

anyone can join im lazy

aslo @grand-immortal-dictator-offical

[sirisiriuslyneedssleep]

Full watermelon

@supersizedmcshizzel @raven-ven

[supersizedmcshizzel]

the roach that terrorised my brothers room last night and is now twitching upside down

@centralperkpoet @yourlocalgrammarfreak @m1dnightdancer @arikakari @moonyisnotonfire

[yourlocalgrammarfreak]

Is anyone allergic

@werepire05 @quantumm76 @atsecretgardensinmymind @29prlsinyourkss @cavepoets @lizdrinkstea @czache78 @morthorns @watered-down-lemonade + open tags!! :]

[atsecretgardensinmymind]

NO I WANT YOUR CAT HES SO CUTE

my bunny stuffed animal snowflake i’ll miss you :((

npt: @mossycereustea @justalunaticfangirl @drpeppercreamsodaa @quantumm76 @bl3lley and open tags!

[bl3lley]

Cream crackers because for some reason I still have that pack in my room (on my nightstand). I'm so neat and tidy, and organized, I know xD

Chose this because I'm not sacrificing any of my stuffed animals. UNLIKE YOU, RAIN—

Tags!!!

@goobermikusstuff @bugginwithsif @actuallyvee @mexagirlish @themostmayonnaise @cyrisinacrisis @nullritual @moondoll6 + open tags!

[moondoll6]

my Until Dawn pins !

@belltothethirdpower @panic-at-the-aromantic + open tags !!

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

squishmallow! @gasolinerat @seventeeneleventeen

[virus-leo]

My moms blanket?