melancholic madness

i am my own god and martyr

[wordfather]

things are going to be difficult. But you

[rascalbot]

are going to be difficulter

[wordfather]

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

[voidboyyy]

did i do it right?

@the-goofiest-tour-guide @just-otter-thoughts <3

[voidboyyy]

hey tumblr

i disappeared for a hot minute but uhhh i’m sorta ish back!! and i have a very important question

I’m being Big Naturals Gandalf for my next drag show.

What songs should I do? I’m thinking Milkshake by Kelis but I don’t have many ideas beyond that.

(tagging @the-goofiest-tour-guide @araccoonthatlikesmurder cause i lost all my mutuals and they’re all i remember)

[voidboyyy]

hey tumblr

i disappeared for a hot minute but uhhh i’m sorta ish back!! and i have a very important question

I’m being Big Naturals Gandalf for my next drag show.

What songs should I do? I’m thinking Milkshake by Kelis but I don’t have many ideas beyond that.

(tagging @the-goofiest-tour-guide @araccoonthatlikesmurder cause i lost all my mutuals and they’re all i remember)

[lilxanniee-deactivated20230222]

I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

[jame7t]

Oh waiter, waiter! more twink meows for the table please.

Begrudgingly meows into the mic several hundred more times…

[beesmygod]

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

[fairyofthemoonarchive]

[takineko]

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

she had babies with a what

[malcolmcooks]

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Fantastic tag prev

[caats]

[voidboyyy]

IM BACKKKKKKKK

[ibrayeet]

Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

[xhba]

Happy bush shoeing anniversary :-) ❤️🎉

[ririthereader]

I have had this queued since December 15th.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

died & came back & it's creeping people out how well-adjusted I am now? everyone's on eggshells waiting for something terrible to happen. honestly i feel terrific

[wr0wn]

he just woke up

[myriad-rainbows]

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

[voidboyyy]

uhhh i’m alive!!

[computer-boy]

the ordeal of being known is in fact mortifying

[computer-boy]

prev ^^

[computer-boy]

dont do this to me

[computer-boy]

stop reblogging this it can't be my legacy

[moriintus]

[nuclear-smash]

I think this might be my new magnum opus