Aureum_Vulpas

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Question, is it canon that Alfred’s cooking is ethereal or is it another thing the fandom made up? They seem to do that a lot with him in particular.

In whatever fanmedia I consume, there is ALWAYS a mention of Alfred’s cooking and how good it is. Like, there isn’t ONE fanfic that hasn’t mentioned it. Is it something actually from the comics or did the entire fandom gaslight me again about this man.

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Look we kind of all get the premise of the group in stranger things right? They‘re all outcasts for similar and or various different reasons but the main point is that they are ALL weird and found family in each other.

Mike is nerdy, not popular and getting bullied because of it , Dustin is a science nerd with his tooth condition, Lucas because he‘s a nerd aswell and a black kid in a small town, Will’s homelife and queer coding, max being the new kid and behaving a bit tomboyish, elevens EVERYTHING.

It’s the same with the teenagers and adults

Nancy is too ambitious for her social group and doesn’t fit the girly norm, Jonathan being a quiet „weird“ loner, Robins awkwardness and queer coding aswell, Eddies everything, Joyce is too emotional and perceived as „crazy“ and hopper is just an sad gruff man who’s isolated.

Pls don’t hate me I love him but Steve lowk doesn’t really fit in the group does he😭 he’s a popular womanizer, who’s never been bullied before but he somehow just meshed himself (perfectly) into the party, it was just crazy to think about for me

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Y‘all I‘m not even a big Byler Stan but bro the parallel between Mike always calling Eleven an „superhero“ and now him calling Will a „Sorcerer“ I‘m not making this shit up am I

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I‘m seeing a weird pattern of me having maternal instincts for the misunderstood (mostly hated by men) complex girl-child characters…

Gabi, kanao, matilda, madoka, kaede, eri, menma, ai ohto, hinazuki, ginny, sakura, Ino, hinata, pp girls, bonnie, iris, serena, chloe, kairi, mabel, AMO GET BEHIND ME!!!!!

One honourable mention (she’s not a child but she deserves better) is Mitsuri my dear😞

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Bennett (MAYBE) having deep lore in the upcoming versions might be the sole reason why I‘ll start playing Genshin again. Only for my Goat.

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Can someone pls write a marauders band fic where regulus and his slytherin gang are in a secret band while attending Hogwarts and get famous when their song(s) suddenly get published???

Everyone finds their songs absolute fire but they don’t know who they are and are trying to figure it out.

Pls I want some main vocalist Regulus 😞💔

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Oh lord the new series will be EATEN UPPP by the lore watchers😭

I‘m curious how many evo watchers are crying rn

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Y‘all don’t get it adult/teacher Izuku got me acting like a complete FREAKKK especially when he‘s portrayed as BUFF and with glasses👅👅 got me huffin and puffin like a dog

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I‘m currently halfway through the bkdk fanfic „The way you used to do“ while listening to Poison Tree by Grouper and I live in bliss and misery at the same time.

This song matches perfectly with Bakugous internal dilemma while deku is in a coma + recovering. I cried three times already. (Like actual immaculate song choice on my behalf 🙌)

Dude it hurts, it hurts sooo bad 😞 like ong I can’t do it anymore.

And I‘m only at 40%. What ELSE could happen vro?😟

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I fear I will never be the same person I was before watching season 4 of attack on titan.

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Y‘all give my girl Gabi too much hate and Yelena not enough💔 I hate that bitch

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Y‘all I‘m currently watching aot season 4 and at first I hated that girl Gabi like everyone else right? She was so annoying and insufferable but omf

I don’t think my opinion on a character ever changed THIS MUCH. Like I get that people still don’t like her but she’s actually one of my top 5 characters now, she’s so INCREDIBLY WRITTEN, LIKE THATS MY KID😭

SHE DIDNT KNOW IT BRO LEAVE ME AND MY BABY ALONE‼️‼️‼️ I LOVE HER. HER AND FALCO ARE MY CHILDREN‼️

Don’t get me wrong, I still don’t forgive her for killing my girl Sasha but y‘all gotta understand :( She’s Erens Parallel 💔

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I have finished season 3 of AOT and I literally can not explain my thoughts. I‘m so shocked. And like. It’s so unexplainable. I have no one to talk to about this. That show is both a masterpiece and a tragedy. I‘m afraid of season 4.

That show broke my mind. I feel so conflicted.

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Here’s a little rant about daddy bats (because I‘m on the devils lettuce (legally) and I feel like sharing this with the world):

He has his whole „best detective“ thing going on but I love to think that he‘s completely clueless when it comes to his children.

One of them has a big fat crush? Bruce wouldn’t know. Same goes for (secret?) relationships. He would go: wdym? They‘re very good friends. Of course they go out to eat.

He knows that Jason is smoking cigarettes (Jason never bothered to hide it rlly).

Same goes for Tim (but with weed) because I love Stoner!Tim. Like, of course his eyes are little red, his legs wobbly and his speech a bit slurred. That boy has been working nonstop on the computer! Poor Timmy.

(Them bonding over smoking together; Bruce not noticing and just thinking his boys get along = happy)

If Damian wouldn’t be so on the nose with his animals, Bruce would’ve never figured it out. There’s probably some animals hidden around the manor(+ cave) that he still do not know of.

It’s not like he doesn’t notice things, he obviously sees it when his kids are sick and in mental anguish and he knows of their hobby’s and interests. But when was he supposed to learn about the fact that dick has an high alcohol tolerance? He only saw that boy drink champagne at a few galas!

Cass uncovering the vents and using them as transportation. Making little hideouts, (occasionally helping Alfred clean there because the man can’t get there as easily) and just chilling up there. When they hear a creak from the vents everyone is like „there goes Cass!“ except for Bruce.

Damian secretly taking Jon with him on patrols when he started going alone.

(Bruce: Damian, do you perhaps know why the thugs have spotted two cape wearing children on your patrol route tonight?

Damian : … I have simply hit them too hard father. Their vision must have been impaired.

Bruce: Hnn.

Jon hiding on the roof with the bats: :D👍)

Of course the secret snack stashes too. (Though I feel like they would have to relocate them every so often because Alfred definitely notices, even if Bruce doesn’t.)

And so what if duke is actually a hobby hair stylist and has dyed everyone’s hair atleast once? Yes everyone had their hair dyed (how drastic and for how long depends on the person. And yes, perhaps Stephanie is his most loyal customer). Bruce certainly never cared enough for an touch up.

Hell, they don’t even hide most of these things!

I love the thought of him going: ??? Since when do you do that?

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i just need a dorky nerdy man with brown hair and big brown eyes to be my boyfriend PLEASE

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I like to thank god and my low self esteem for not posting those cringy ass TikTok’s in the lockdown arc. I genuinely don’t think I would have survived until now with that burden on my life. God bless y‘all, god bless..

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Quick ramble:

Jimmys curse (Canary Curse) is often referred to him as dying first, right?

But some people didn’t see him being out first as the curse but him dying in the first place.

Always, right after jimmy dies, chaos is unleashed. Doesn’t matter if it’s in the next session or not. Like, after his death, things get serious.

But this time in Wild Life it didn’t had that effect. Of course because jimmy didn’t die as early but also his death didn’t really made things ‚crazier‘, so the curse didn’t exactly apply.

In which I will hold my hand high and say:

„The curse didn’t work because Wild Life was Chaos right from the beginning, his curse couldn’t have changed anything! Yknow… the season being Wild Life and all.“