i eat clothes

she/her i eat random peoples laundry for funsies

[washing-machine-offical]

hello offical verse

how tf do i do this

am washing machine

gender: female ooOoOOoooO

purpose: eat clothes

[alyxdrawsthings]

All this moon news has been so exciting 🌙

[i-am-a-fish]

they should invent rice that is hot and delicious and right in front of me right now

[lassie-farce]

the artemis ii mission reminds me why i love humanity so much. they play pink pony club for the astronauts. they have issues with microsoft outlook. one of the astronauts named a moon crater after his late wife. a jar of nutella just flew by. they make 67 memes because they’re big nerds with huge hearts who say that we look beautiful from there. they call dibs on sleeping arrangements and the mission specialist likes sleeping like a bat. the pilot’s daughter shows her dad off on her social media.

dunno just sometimes helps to think that we can do things like that.

[buzzycrow]

"why aren't you sleeping??? it's so late!!"

well maybe somebody should invent a washing machine plus+ that washes things quicker than a regular washing machine so i don't have to stay up waiting for my uniform to be done washing TvT

[washing-machine-offical]

:(

[ivipl1]

being friends with systems is awesome. youre telling me i get to hang out with this guy AND their roommates sometimes too? thats awesome. literally more friend per friend. its like living in square world & meeting a cube

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[zeta-finnish]

It ain’t today!

[the-color-orange-offical]

-etho probably

[skyan-official]

it’s not my birthday too it’s actually next year lmao

[willtheweaver]

Take something from my room tag

Thanks for the tag @roselinbooks

Take what you like:

Wrapping paper and bows

Uncut ruby

Empty bonsai pots

Jar full of seashells

Tricorn hat

Plague doctor’s mask

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

Tagging @touloser-lautrec @kitty-is-writing @inspirationallybored @thylocalbard @carb0n-m0n0xide

@inspirationallybored @alinacapellabooks @whatwewrotepodcast + open tag

[thylocalbard]

I also have a jar of seashells! Although the jar in question is an empty hot chocolate tin. I'm taking that plague doctor mask :)

now take something from my room

very ornate hourglass

plant pot shaped like a duck with sunglasses

poster for the original dune movie

homemade macrame quart necklace that the quartz keeps falling out of

a little clay owl i made when i was 6

a pikachu ocarina

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

No pressure tags for: @biggestqiblifan @moonelight @princess-of-morkva @iwanttobepersephone @autistook @entropyofmadness @justanothertranscowboy @watermelonbongos @marthalmary @orion-lacroix @idiotysseus and open tag!

[princess-of-morkva]

i'm taking the owllllllll :>

let's rob my room together! you can take:

an empty candy jar shaped like a house

an unfinished painting

my full 10 books vulgate cycle collection

a felted mouse in a witch hat

the heart-shaped rainbow-tinted glasses that i've had to take off

wooden horsie

Voting ended onJan 1

tagging: @sicheslavchyk @kissme-withyour-cherrylipstick @godmerlin @hummingbird-hunter @imagine-dragonlords @roe-in-a-woodland @mengyaosevilpussy @radaghastly @theoneandonlyskeletonfucker @theroundbartable and anyone who wants

[godmerlin]

definietly the felted mouse in a witch hat! YAY thanks for tagging me this is fun!

steal something from my room!

potion bottle filled with red goo. it looks like something out of gaius' chamber

marilyn monroe barbie from gentlemen prefer blondes

cat snowglobe. it's in a pink armchair and there's 3 cats inside it. super cute

record collection (not telling what that entails hahaha)

film and tv collection. we're talking up to at least 1000 movies and shows.

my intense fanart collection. i love buying from artists or commissioning them!

Voting ended onJan 4

hmm i will NO PRESSURE tag @dangerpronebuddie @flowgeeksout @tansyuduriwrites @vipercats @dollopheadsandclotpoles @finnismyoriginalsin and ifbyou see this and wanna do it goa head! I tag you!

[flowgeeksout]

I'm taking that barbie @godmerlin you got me obsessed with Marliyn Monroe (I am dyslexic and I think i misspelled her name-) more then I already was

Take what you would like from my room

A clear tube in the shape of a blood vial inside: red & white ✨️ clear liqud gel

Old candle holder that now holds all my broken jewelry

A collection of CDs: 12 different movies a whole TV series and certain TS Music

A broken old ass stopwatch that I have hung on my wall for ✨️DECOR ✨️

Masquerade mask from my times in high school playing Juliet

My two fans (hand held pretty oh I'm in a historical romance fans) on my wall

Voting ended onJan 4

No pressure tags

@morallyambiguousfrog @amfrogg @gay-psychology-monster @fabioenthusiast

And open tags as well

[gay-psychology-monster]

woah this is a cool thread I quite like this

Take something from MY room

a collection of books all printed in the 1920's

FunkoPop of myself (Bakugo)

Large and very beautiful mushroom tapestry that my mother gave me

A ribbon/trophy/medal from my trophy case

A copious amount of Gojo stickers

The tons of kpop albums I have stacked in front of my bookcase

Voting ended onJan 4

@morallyambiguousfrog @tired-0feverything @huntersconstellationorion @butidonotapprove @hollyjollyyikes @komokiri @cecil-speaks @frooglet @depressedquetzal @battbrained @a-chance-of-raine @untamedwolfcryptid not forced!!

And open tags always :3

[st0rmstruckskyz]

I’m stealing ur tapestry and adding it to my collection <3

MY TURN STEAL FROM MEE

warrior cats blanket

my Sd J / CYN plushie

my purple tail

my Douglas collection (plushies)

my wolf snow globe

my fandom posters (Kpdh and Vocaloid)

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

Imma be so fr when u tag me I get so confused cuz ur so much kooler than me /aff /hj

TAGGIESSSSS

@calcium-is-screaming @blad3bunni3 @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @alex-likes-stars @namehoardingcreature @gray-gay-fey AND OPEN TAGZ

[calcium-is-screaming]

i’m taking the snow globe >:3

take from me!

my two cowboy hats (one’s pink and sparkly and one’s patriotic and sparkly)

my golden t-rex figure that has a hot glued on party hat

my emu plush that people say is scary

my austrian flag

the laundry bin full of books

my model pirate ship

Voting ended onJan 4

@stank-bugg @alex-likes-stars @chasetheinsomniac @cats-and-space @exameterr @remington-is-awesome @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @commander-starscream-the-great + open tags!!

[juno-the-great]

thanks @calcium-is-screaming for the tag

take something

my French flag

my copies of the federalist papers

my history books (12 of them)

My signed picture of dantdm

Voting ended onJan 4

@zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @catgirl-luca @aspiringsorceress @kingofkaumidy5 +open tags

[ravengirl-luca]

Thanks @remington-is-awesome for the tag :3

Rob me blind

MPK Mini

KORG I3

Laptop

Guitar

Oversized Cat Sweater

All Dressed Chips

Trans Socks

Wallet

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

@cjh-137 @paracetamol-official @poppydoppy925 @deadlynightshade256 @eating-the-sand @yourlocalcringekid @ifonlyiwerefemale @actuallydemigirl @shadows-tales @ffcad7 @hedge-creature @coralroll @no-one-offical @creepyortwitchy + anyone else :3

[paracetamol-official]

thanks for the tag, I take your oversized cat sweater Σ:]

Take something from my room :]

my CDs (only forgotten/old bands/artist)

my books

my ceramic turtle

my poster of carmen (the opera)

My stuffed dragon

A board with drawings made by me n my friends :]

Voting ended onJan 4

tags open

[paracetamol-official]

@wishgirl101 @jasper-the-kid + open tags :]

[wishgirl101]

Take something from my room!

Gloobert (crochet frog with a mushroom hat)

Various origami animals

Vine plant that's in a glass vase full of water

Gin-themed jigsaw hanging in a frame

Beanbag with a vintage butterfly pattern

Dagger

Duck-shaped salt lamp

Voting ended onJan 1

@thymother69420 @afriendofblahaj @sapphic-amor @stuffedanimalbaconstrip @sapphiredragon288 @saturn-sonorous @fenyx-fox @sleepdeprivedfandommess @lost-to-the-sea @f-orest-fire and anyone else who wants to join!

[lost-to-the-sea]

thanks for the tag 🥳

take something from my room!

lego star wars x-wing

captain America action figure

16 yo pink rabbit plushie

Five boxes of crystals and rocks I found at the beach

Unfinished sketchbook

a painting of my dog

captain americas shield made of clay

Voting ended onJan 1

@sunkissedwhispers @petercanparkacar @demigoddumbass +open tags!!⭐️

[petercanparkacar]

i like art. im taking ur sketchbook

grab smth

one of my pjo books

my schoolbag

bootleg n plush (hes been with me in my highs and lows)

10 mexican pesos

axolotl plushie

glass coca cola

an old letter from...dark times.

a painting

Voting ended onJan 5

@cassandraofcain @journal-of-janus @godofthegoldeneye @hurtspideyparker @demigoddumbass @genuine-tea-addict

[journal-of-janus]

I like coke, im taking that.

take something from my room!

My anything cat plushie collection

My antique teaset collection

My jewelry making kit

My fairy lights

My crystal collection

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

@thatonecoveyin12 @its-hard-to-let-go-of-an-echo @theklutzycrow @marigold-solis-harp-player @the-broken-stargazer @leechesontheroof @gracious-midnight @genuine-tea-addict @vannisundercover @purple-dinosaur27 @lightwdangelo @always-emo @auxillisillyary @the-stonekeepers @thatwasverypunkr0ckofu @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @expiredlighterfluid +anyone I forgot/open tags!

[forevr-emo-deactivated20260505]

taking the fairy lights sorry Janus

Take something from my room

my ridiculous amount of earrings

my wooden anime sword

cherry blossom fairy lights

comfy blankets

stuffed animals

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

@thatonecoveyin12 @puppet-string @journal-of-janus @lordeforeverblog @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

BLANKIESSS OBVIOUSLY

take something from my room

my books

my owala (please no)

my duvet

my cutter

my pencil case

my chanel perfume I got for F R E E (its the bargaining genes....)

my watermelon flavored lip gloss

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

@ami-after-hours @lightsabersandbluecookies @autistobrat @do--not--you-dare @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @surisora @always-emo @no-one-offical @dramaticinlyf @livviedaltonvintagedoll @ami-after-hours

I kinda realized how girly my room is

[livviedaltonvintagedoll]

Alrighty, take something from my room

Bejeweled Tiara

Peony Candle

Metallic Pens

Washi Tape

Coffee Flavored Lip Balm

Marilyn Monroe Picture

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

Have fun!!!

@mjthesilly @lightsabersandbluecookies @stargazingdustbunny @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @ninahufflepuff @erosdaughterwritingfiction @galacticoceans @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees and open tags!

[mjthesilly]

oh those metallic pens are MINE 👹

Rob me 😏

my horror manga collection

Copious amounts of paint. I have too much.

perfume and cologne collection

Collection of mini music posters

two hand radios???

Giant cardboard box full of stuffed animals 😭

my 7, GIANT old sketchbooks FULL of cringey stuff

super fancy dragon incense cone holder

Voting ended onJan 6

@savvythesad @riaheatsdrywall +open tags

[riaheatsdrywall]

horror Manga OBVIOUSLY. Might just put it under my junji ito collection..

BORROW. from my room

i repeat, BORROW.

My hot wheels collection that consists suki's Honda from 2 fast 2 furious

My sewing machine that I used to sew my padme throne room dress

My horror game collection that spans from 1998-2025

Berserk hardcover collection

my space age monkey converse

my pc i built myself

my telescope

my light up godzilla painting

my sods/water/energy drink can gun

my movie collection (over 1000)

my Bratz, monster high, and lalaloopsy doll collection that I have under my bed

Voting ended onJan 6

no pressure tags! @gentle-eternity @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @dollietteluv @clleanlliness @xoxo-angel-girl @vincian2 @sOny4trix @zomstitchzzz @sparkl3jump-ropequeen @aki-qko @foxyfyre @vhhedi @islaiscoolerthanbefore @maxhead @evaa-f1xx

[xoxo-angel-girl]

I’m definitely taking borrowing that doll collection !!!

now pick from my room(s) (I got two)

My vinyl collection

My snow globe collection

My empty perfume bottes collection (please don’t take my babies)

My CDs and DVDs collection

A Barbie car

My precious books

Voting ended onJan 1

⭐️: @pinkglitterangeldust @b0rn-in-may @dr3amerlove @2riele @americanagirly @coughdropaddict @n0ahh0pal @vmpqle @ur-fav-dark-princess @xxsicko-skeletonsxx @salvatore--girl @lateautumnaura @ccupiddoll @sweetcupcakedolliie @justanotherteenagegirlsstuff @pastellyyy @mywhitelace @gorgeous3lle

[rosaliealvarez-deactivated20260]

Idc what books they r, m takin em-

Thank you for the tag<3

Now, steal from meee-

what would you take out of-

Old novels (from 1975, there's like, arnd 47)

My Indian jewellery collection

A bag full of unopened art supplies

My diary (there's freaky shi in there beware)

Alot of new unused unopened skin care products

One of my oversized hoodies

Voting ended onJan 7

Tags<33333

@hypothermiatapes @cuntyteardrop @eyes-without-a-faceee @imkindasleepdeprived @siriuslyepicrunner4 @just-a-girlsos @ghostonagravestone @melissax77 @angelllove333 @dollete-energie @apcqlypse @issacs-hyperfixation-kingdom @ordinarily-unordinary @mothwingsmayy @aezro @sspadfoot + anyone who wants to!

[apcqlypse]

jewelry for sure!! thank for the tag 💞💞

steal from my room

lego wolfstar minifigures

bins and bins full of yarn

half-finished tcoptp bind

yona of the dawn manga collection

radiohead poster

really sexy electric guitar

Voting ended onJan 1

np @wisegirl42 @its-me-im-yip @jam-pots @jeffbuckleyfan6924027 @velvetwrappedashes @not-the-moon-not-a-st4r @the-verity @your-favourite-yapper @outromoonyy @prongsievans + anyone else!!

[its-me-im-yip]

i have no use for it but im taking all of your Yarn.

that looks like Yam right? or am i

Thievery

Plastic pumpkin

Rubber mallet

WD-40 specialist contact cleaner

semi-packed suitcase

Screwdriver with double-sided swapable tip (phillips and star)

WD-40 covered paper towel

Trackball mouse

Magic 8 Ball

the bed base leaning against the wall

Giraffe Slippers

Voting ended onJan 7

apologies for this but i Will be giving this list to All of my mutuals.

they're under the Keep reading thing right there.

why did you do that

@newleechonlife @kingofkaumidy5 @mono-squamblo @aamtreeanalogy @moththenumber @apcqlypse @rando2048 @dionysiaproductions @strangelycasualhorror @everest-81 @burger-churgler-secret @descendingraz @aceawkwardunicorn

[strangelycasualhorror]

Come rob my room :)

Crystal ball

Reindeer slippers

Nintendo switch

Lamp with no lamp shade

Basketball

Giant pile of reeses

Voting ended onJan 1

@str1ngsss @sevindrgon @luthold @pastel-goth-moth @mygfturnedintothelawofcycle @international-electromatics @kay27-iread @thevalkyrieflies @xsuicunex2 @pastelchaos242 @yourl0calqueer @yourrecoveringexantishipper

[international-electromatics]

Steal something from my room

piece of fools gold

giant lego man

doctor who supremacy of the cybermen

the king in yellow

massive lego boat

basil the bat lord

Voting ended onJan 1

[horror-movie-offical]

piece of fools gold in reference to motionless in white thx for the tag

Steal from me

bat specimen

hello kitty jewelry box

creepy doll

The exorcist book

doll I customized (I’m honored)

Uzumaki figure

Voting ended onJan 1

@somesillywriter @rawrxp-casper @shoebill-offical @emofuker @sillylo2 @shroomy-foxz-dos

[emofuker]

take from my room

take from my room

Baseball signed by the entire 1991 Minnesota twins

Ida B Wells collectors barbie

Robin Hood book printed in 1921

200 dollar rubber duck

15 lbs box of kandi

collectible national park token album with 8 tokens in it

Voting ended onJan 3

@shoebill-offical @evan-ashes @izziesroom @an-insane-femboy69 @abaddonmustdie @fruittriobrainrott @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @kingofkaumidy5 @leonidasscorpiusdraconid @cheeseballman72 @xiaxiaoo

[shoebill-offical-deactivated202]

DEIFINTLY THE KANDI

Now I'm gonna do two because I have two rooms

First moms:

What do you wanttt

My massive plushie collection (over 200)

American girl doll ice cream truck that has my condom collection (not included)

The condom collection

My bunk bed with drawer stairs

My dog (she hates other dogs)

Voting ended onJan 7

gonna tag people in the next post

[shoebill-offical-deactivated202]

Dads houseee

Decisions, decisions..

my poster collection (radiohead, animes, arcane, etc.)

my stuffies at that house (prob more like 50)

My razor blades (pack of 100, like 85 left)

The half eaten edible (was 10 mg now more like 5)

all my books (sooo many like 100 series and 1000 books total)

My arcane merch

My band tees

Voting ended onJan 7

No pressure tags @landminevaskebjorn @deftonesxx @imb0red @remington-is-awesome @mickikikikikikikiki

Pressure tags you must do this @catlover-offical @dinkingmyoiter5

[catlover-offical]

i dont have a lot so yeah

pick one

my cat poster

positiveness poster

romeo and juliet book

dictionary

radiator

bed

shoes

chair

handbag

me lol

Voting ended onJan 2

@unholyfrogspawn-offical @bluebabybeau @no-one-offical @alpheiamoth @karochlebek and all other moots and open tags

im really lazy and eepy rn

[watashiwagarydesu-offical]

im taking u

take smth

electric hand fan

A trophy that i got in vedic maths

me

A bunch of random books

my 24 markers set

A box of hairties

a 2 minute manicure nails

Voting ended onJan 9

@shoebill-offical @diddle-juice-drinker @abra-ca-deadbra @creepy-crawlies-offical @221biandconfused03 @fallenflamess @zizzy-kitty @humble-introvert0808 @queerjarreadyforwar @gayspagetticat @wise-old-wizard-and-also-lawyer @luciferthemenace @laciffo-natas

@moonstonecassie @do--not--you-dare @catlover430 @washing-machine-offical @raquel-lmao @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @towel-offical @thepurplemurple @yearning--offical @chickfila-official @me-0808 @algae122 @bob-ate-cheese-on-monday @chipotle-offical @katcxts @42autisticfrogs @dinkthewater @battlecandle @astracaedes @bellainterstellar @dicknipsthedemon @funkym0nkey-onyx @thecosmicjellyfish @soullovesmusic @rainbowkessem @leostablebuford @fizzywatercan @certified-mothwriter @purechaosiscomingforyou @sweetpea-sky @makkanaxjiruu @whozkay @oatxaro @twilightlikely+ open tags cuz i know i missed some but my fingertips got tired

[washing-machine-offical]

I’m finally back online cause I high key forgor about this blog

Take something

Electric guitar

otgw cross stitch

Clay cars i sculpted

My dog

2001: a space odyssey

Voting ended onApr 22

[washing-machine-offical]

I need you to breed me

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[homeschooler-offical]

I’m sorry for summoning you all again so soon but i feel as though this is an extremely worthy cause, soooo

my dearest siblings! @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official

[the-loonylunie-on-yt]

I know like two ppl so

Мама lets help! @not-offical-offical lets tag the officalverse! @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @homosexuality-offical these are the only ones I can remember sorry :/

[not-offical-offical]

we’re already halfway there :)

@ririwithrice @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @james-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @beth-unico-offical @marinebiology-offical @aceofpans @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @pond-scum-offical @washing-machine-offical @valentine-cadaver @towel-offical @inflated-ego-offical @do–not–you-dare @pizzapops-offical @neptunic-offical @crypticgoose3 @tidy-offical @inflated-ego-offical @gaslight-offical @breadteleporter-offical @chaos-ducks @funkym0nkey-onyx @unshipper-offical @rainbowkessem @untitledoffical @hunger-offical @yearning–offical @microwave-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @jel-e-ton @bra1n-offical

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[homeschooler-offical]

I’m sorry for summoning you all again so soon but i feel as though this is an extremely worthy cause, soooo

my dearest siblings! @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official

[the-loonylunie-on-yt]

I know like two ppl so

Мама lets help! @not-offical-offical lets tag the officalverse! @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @homosexuality-offical these are the only ones I can remember sorry :/

[not-offical-offical]

we’re already halfway there :)

@ririwithrice @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @james-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @beth-unico-offical @marinebiology-offical @aceofpans @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @pond-scum-offical @washing-machine-offical @valentine-cadaver @towel-offical @inflated-ego-offical @do–not–you-dare @pizzapops-offical @neptunic-offical @crypticgoose3 @tidy-offical @inflated-ego-offical @gaslight-offical @breadteleporter-offical @chaos-ducks @funkym0nkey-onyx @unshipper-offical @rainbowkessem @untitledoffical @hunger-offical @yearning–offical @microwave-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @jel-e-ton @bra1n-offical

[geometricfractal]

My favorite genre of post on here is the one where someone has written something on how funny it is when a post blows up, because they’re always like “lol isn’t it funny when people get way more notes than they want, anyway what is up my three (3) followers” and then you scroll down and it has 35k notes and with each new reblog the op sounds like they’re one step closer to moving to the woods and never returning

[geometricfractal]

Whoa whoa no need to be hasty here

[geometricfractal]

my friends, everybody

[prettybirdy979]

We could change that you know. (:<

[dubstepcarcommercial]

do I know this person? no. am I knocking on their door with 300 of my closest friends? yes.

[the-shade-system]

You have been put into the processing vortex. Enjoy.

[geometricfractal]

oh no the process, it’s vortexing me

[crispwormsoda]

@walmart-the-official have you been summoned here yet?

[algae122]

come here my Offical and official frens

@minute-maid-official @fanboy-official @insaniac-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @catlover-offical @pen-out-of-ink-official @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @men-in-black-official @the-mollusk-kingdom-offical @amy-offical @chachiboi-offical @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @mike-wheeler-offical @sophisticated-offical @shoebill-offical @horror-movie-offical @cenovis-official @eraser-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @sapphic-offical @neptunic-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @krow-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @toy-chica-offical @star-offical @marinebiology-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shark-albert-offical @stockimage-offical @muti-shipper-official @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @beth-unico-offical @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @hekate-offical + @avhira cause they're a honorary offical

[homeschooler-offical]

*clears throat*

oh siblings! @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official

idk who this is but we're giving them notes, get to work

[gay-cheerios-offical]

i has been summoned

mother come hereeeee @not-offical-offical and also aunt get over here @neptunic-offical and oh i suppose cousin can come too @yearning-offical as well as these people @i-am-a-fox @hunger-offical (I see you spam liking me hunger) and anyone else

[not-offical-offical]

you technically have 2 cousins now

your second one is @paper-offical

@ririwithrice @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @james-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @beth-unico-offical @marinebiology-offical @aceofpans @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @pond-scum-offical @washing-machine-offical @valentine-cadaver @towel-offical @inflated-ego-offical @do--not--you-dare @pizzapops-offical @neptunic-offical @crypticgoose3 @tidy-offical @inflated-ego-offical @gaslight-offical @breadteleporter-offical @chaos-ducks @funkym0nkey-onyx @unshipper-offical @rainbowkessem @untitledoffical @hunger-offical @yearning--offical @microwave-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @jel-e-ton @bra1n-offical

[washing-machine-offical]

your the villain in the lego movie 2 btw

>:)

I am the abyss

[silly-fi5h]

Tag game!!

Put in at least 3 different jobs you want (you can put as many as you want) and tag your moots :D

For me jobs I would want include; working as a roustabout on an offshore oil rig, being a veterinarian, being a voice actor, or doing really anything related to art :3

Tags!! @cr0w1zd3d @aciddbandyeentrio @wistriverside @echo-the-lost-crow @rotbunnies @thekaumidyking @thatgurlrose @the-bone-eating-vulture @desertbugleford @gleepglorp-tallyhall @h4untednymph @jax-rabbit-4753 @lexi-is-short @xiaxiaoo @cosmiccrowvibes @violetrosiec00kiesleepycatgirl @versatilefloof @nightstand-zucchini @neurodivergent-bug @manilovefudge @mossymenaces wow that was a lot of people lol

[mossymycelium]

i think we really wanna be a lawyer!! After that is archeologist, scientist, or fursuit maker!

@holymuttz

@getjingledyouabsolutesquare

Open tags

[the-faction-not-found-deact]

forensics

Detective

Small book store

@wildscepterfortune (castor ur forbidden from saying u don't know)

@overflowingfandomslmao

@vxmp1r3cl4wz

[wildscepterfortune-deactivated2]

Animator, writer, engineer

@raer0se @aries-the-ram-gacha @about-that-teenie-girl

[raer0se]

Writer, Detective, Actor

@beeplove @coremo666 @quietlychaotic13 @obsessive-little-guy-obl @shuichisdarkmistress

[shuichisdarkmistress]

pastry chef, pychologist, judge.

tags: @n3cr0crunk @lifecouldbeworsecalvin @chatimcookedfr @calcium-is-screaming @ultimatecori @spencer-reid-is-so--me @itsmeanatastia @shepherdwerewolf @cinnabrwonie @emludavis @thatgirlthathauntsyourdreams @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @atlas-hates-geography @qillahwasnotheree @greyay @velvetinerabb1t @elias-sunrise @jellyrybka @alacritik @ultimatecori @battersweet @moonlitlantern @greenst4rz @goldenrat3 @xyourlonelywriterx + open tags

[velvetinerabb1t]

Painter, Real Estate Agent, Creative Director (of a luxury fashion company)

tags: @psychearrows @toshumoshu @little-missscareall @somethin-needs-to-go-here @guesswhatemiebutt @howabout-asher @idyllictranquility @sugarrootwrites @very-gay-poet @leostablebuford @crowwolf8 + open tags!

[arson-offical]

A professional scuba diver, a trauma nurse and an astrophysicist

@fire-offical @gaslight-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @john-doe-offical @washing-machine-offical + open tags :3

[washing-machine-offical]

diesel mechanic, librarian, engineer

[lord-business-offical]

Holding u to this baby <3

Let's see if this can get to 50 notes and I'll drag @king-of-oreo to get his nails done

[unshipper-offical]

SIBLINGS (and mom too, but please no more sibling warrr)!!! CAN WE PLEASEEEEE GET @king-of-oreo TO GET HIS NAILS DONE???? PLEASEEEEEE???

@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical @a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical, @the-bone-eating-vulture

and mom :3

@not-offical-offical!

[watashiwagarydesu-offical]

@queerjarreadyforwar @washing-machine-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @yearning--offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @oatxaro @astracaedes @fizzywatercan

💅REBLOG TO TURN @king-of-oreo INTO A BADDIE

[washing-machine-offical]

Hey, I think you dyed my wizard robes pink?

it was only one red sock…