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Imagine you’re an astronaut visiting an alien planet for the first time and you find out they already speak American English cause they keep the guy you thought died years ago in a zoo. He loves being in the zoo, and offers you a burger made from his own meat. Also he named all the aliens after movie characters.
HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! | May 4th, 2026
So some time ago one of my cousins had his 24 birthday. We had a party etc and after the cake adulter adults stayed at the table talking and childish adults (me, my brother and our cousin) and children (my sister and other three cousins) left to play Cards against Humanity.
So, the youngest player is currently 15, but the youngest person present during the game was Tim’s little stiser Rey who is 10 years old.
It was wild, because she would ask about some things and we would try to explain them to her without, ya know, making it weird. (Me and Tim did ask their mother if it was alright for Rey to be with us, she said okay. Auntie is a bit… let’s say odd)
Anyhow, here are one of my favorite card sets and moments from the game.
Names explained
Tim- Birthday boy
Rey- His lil sister
Marta- the youngest player
Franek- the youngest adult, my lil bro
Rey: what is necrofilia?
Us: uhm…
Me: it’s when you… remember about our dead ones.
Me- got the funniest card imo, with fleshlight, but wasn’t chosen: Do you know what does it mean, i can explain.
Tim: I know.
Me: okay.
Me after a moment: wait , how do you know???
Tim: I have a roommate who is.. *suggestive wiggle with brows*
Me and Martha: Ohhh, that explains it.
Black card: What gives me uncontrollable gas?
My card which was chosen: Figgy Pudding
Me: whaaaaaat???
White card: Leprosy
Black card: … kid tested, mother-approved
Rey: Tim, What are handjobs?
Tim and me: …
Tim: It’s something like a handicraft or something
Me: *wheezing*
Some of my cards: william shatner, science, teaching a robot to love
Me: hm…
Black card: what’s there a ton of in heaven?
One of the white cards: one Ring to rule them all.
Me being a huge Tolkien nerd: hmm, I would choose this one but there is only one ring soo… *chooses basic human decency*
Black card: a recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to…
White card, mine btw: Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-up Board game
Black card: this is your captain soeaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for…
White card: graphic violence, adult language and some sexual content.
My thoughts: why does it remind me about Star Trek?
Black card: during his midlife crisis my dad got really into…
White card, mine btw: me
Us:… good lord
Conclusion: do not play this game next to a 10 year old unless you want to end up in an early grave. (There is a family friendly version ofc but we had only the standard one)
Found this post I didn’t post last year so I’m posting it now:
„Wild life of a med student”
My physiology lesson:
Teacher*puts some physiological salt on our hand*
Me*thinks: do not lick it*
Friend at another table: Can we lick it?
Me: thank you for asking that!!!
Also
Teacher *talks about exam the following week*: so I know that the exchange (or bourse) does not exist. But if such a thing existed I would look there for types of questions you may expect on the test.
Me*tries not to laugh and fails miserably*
For those who don’t know or did not get it, exchange is basically a database of questions from tests of the previous years. It is technically an illegal practice (because you can’t take pictures of the tests) but some do it and professors ofc don’t officially about it (because we all know they did the same damn thing when they were our age)
Biochemistry
Me*learns we’re working with rat brains*: giddy noises
Also
Me an friends *made the homogenate from the brains*
Teacher: now that we made this from our rats
Me *thinks*: OUR (that bugs bunny meme un my mind shows up)
How are other students able to date anyone? Especially first two years. Or even better, have kids? I am not saying it’s bad or anything just… how do they find time for that?
“Normal” person during Halloween: *goes trick or treating, to a party, dresses up, watches scary movies etc.*
Med students from Forensic Sciences and Adults psychiatry student science circles: *talk about serial killers, which of our hometowns has the most crime, talks about so called “beast act”, etc*
For those who don’t know or don’t understand from the context: the so called, (named by media, translated by me, not sure if correctly) “beast act” is a legal act about what to do with people who suffer from mental disorders, but who also commited a serious act of crime (serial killers, rapists etc), people, who cannot be let back into the society again.
Teacher: do not ignore biochemistry
Friend: I only want to be a orthopedist
The rest of us: *laughs*
One guy during a lesson: *plays that game where you have to infect the whole world with a virus*
There is this weird, sheer dumb luck some people have some times
So I hate being late. Like really really hate it. In three years of being at uni there was one time (quite recently) where I overslept really bad for the lessons (i slept through the alarm and woke up 15 minutes before first class which was 8 a.m.)
Me: welp, I suppose there is no way I get there on time. How do I catch up the lesson again?
Me *calls my dad*: please kill me, I overslept
Dad: jut take a taxi!!!
Me: right!
Me *calls the taxi, dresses up, packs the backpack*
18 minutes later, 8.15
Me *knocks and opens the door; sees the professor*: good morning. I slept through the alarm. Can I come in or do I come later and catch up with another group?
The professor: come in. You are lucky there wasn’t a test today.
Exactly four weeks later
The same situation
Me: if I had a nickel every time I get up late and manage to get to the same lesson with the same guy “on time”, I would have teo nickels. Which is not much, but it is weird that it happened twice
Little info on that: idk about other universities, but in mine there is something we call a “pass” it’s a small test on the tooic we will be studying on a certain lesson, to see how well we were prepared and it often decides (partially) if we are allowed to take the final exam; also, I live 20 minutes by car (in the morning hours) away from the uni, so getting there in less time, is a bug luck, given that in that time I had to also call the taxi, dress up etc; also, there is sth we call “student 15” as in- 15 minutes the student could be late without consequence (though it doesn’t always work like that)
There is this one gay teacher who is teaching alchemy. My dad is his boss (sorta).
One guy: *tells him that someone was supposed to be late and it’s getting longer*
That teacher: well, fresh blood is great for skin care
The late person: *enters in the same moment*
My brother (med, year 1) bought 3 pig hearts so he can study for anatomy
The amount of memes we all have about out professors, epsecially that one guy who looks like a character from a tv/movie ecranization of one of the books we have to read for high school
There is also another teacher, who has eyes that, when he looks like you, you feel like he’s looking straight into your soul.
Got to finally drink physiological salt during labs!!! Yay!!! Ocean water was still worse btw
This year, every time I think I’m going to be late I write on the group chat about it so they let the teach know. And every single time I do it, I am somehow on time. And that one time I do not, I am late.
What the fuck????
That one time I had lesson with my dad, and he asked a question to which I knew the answer because he taught me this before (du-uh), and he immediately went: ladies and gentlemens, this is my daughter, she already heard of that. It was hard to keep shut up afterwards, to let others answer, because I already knew the question but also knew that others deserve the chance too
About having dad at uni, I love asking students that don’t know me but had lessons with him, what they think of him. Most of them find him to be a good teacher btw, which I am happy to hear
Sb in the Adventures of Tintin fanfom, please HELP ME!
Okay, so— i want to read this one specific one shot, that I read like… probably 3 years ago, if not more (lol), except I am unable to find it anywhere. There are three possibilities where I read it- Ao3, Wattpad and here, on Tumblr.
As for plot:
I believe it was a Tintin x reader story, but I may be mistaken. Reader is older than Tintin, he’s her (their?) assistant or sth similar. They have work to finish but reader went to a bar, where Tintin finds her. There is also another guy, who’s trying to get reader more drunk. Tintin gets reader out of the bar and into the car and reader flirts with him or sth and they end up kissing (it gets a bit steamy, but nothing further than kissing).
Please, sb tell me what this story is and if it’s still somewhere? Because I really want to read it (idk if I want to laugh or cry because of this situation)
i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic
I have a genuine question:
Why do people call Ogilvie (or however we write his name, I’m dyslexic) “Evil Whitaker”??? I am up to date with the show, and although I noticed that ?he is somewhat… not thinking while speaking (the Louie thing and when he got the separated leg time, for example), I am unsure if it’s enough to have him being called like that. (He reminds me about one guy in my group with that, tbh, the man has no idea when to keep his tongue behind his teeth, lol)
Am I missing something?
when the era is called "pozytywizm" but everyone wants to kill themselves and all they do is work. that doesn't sound very positive but what do i know
jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines: God give me strength
edit: i BEG of some of you to have reading comprehension. i’m not against vaccines, just mean that we are immune to things people back then aren’t even aware exists. your common cold could wreck them
I kinda wonder how many of my ships will be tagged as pink for valentines
my old friend reksio
I’m doing LOTR extended edition marathon tonight, and I need sb to explain to me:
How the fuck is Denethor eating tomatoes more gross, than opening a human intestines during an autopsy (with all the goo inside)???
My alternative ‘meet cute’ (it’s an alt so he doesn’t need to be wearing his coat to match the og scene).
No suits were harmed in the making of this comic-Gareon runs a side hustle of cat scratch eyebrow grooming
Please enjoy this comic that’s been a year long in the making… hence the erratic art style
Gen alpha, gen Z, Millenial and Gen x/babyboomer are in one room
*gen alpha’s phone rings*
Millenial: who’s that?
Gen alpha: some unknown number
Millenial: be careful. It may be a scam
Gen alpha: once I had a local number call me during art class. They asked me for my card number or something.
Millenial *scared*: what did you do?
Gen alpha: I gave them my PIN number- 6967
Gen z:…
Gen z: *bursts out laughing*
Later
Gen z: not an actual PIN, right?
Gen alpha: no, but it would be funny to have it
Millenial: why?
Gen z *giggling*: 69 and six-seven
Gen alpha: six-seven doesn’t mean anything
Gen z: just a meme
Millenial *looks at gen alpha*: how do you know what 69 is???
Gen x/baby boomer: what is 69?
Gen z *turns to them*: it’s an adult thing
Gen alpha: