[wulleooo]

this meme but they're both idiots

[justletmeread1111]

yes, but can we?

[whatamoodhoney]

[whatamoodhoney]

Yuu: * holding their head in the hands after tripping and babbling nonsense in front of Riddle* Ugh, crushes are so dumb. You'd think with this whole world being Disney. That there would be some hope for me.

Deuce : * gently patting their arm* I understand Prefect, whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Ace:* Raising an eyebrow* But you’re always acting stupid?

Yuu: ..

Deuce:....

Yuu: * Looking at a sweating Deuce with a raised eyebrow* Yeah, I wouldn't think about that too hard.

Grimm:* eating from a tuna can* It's not like he can think anyways

Epel:* nodding his head* Yeah just look at him, I doubt he's had a thought since Pre-K

Ace:* standing up* Oy!!!

Jack: Now that's just rude, it was at least Kindergarden

Sebek:* rolling his eyes* Please, if anything your being to kind, I doubt the last thought he ever had is what allowed him to stand instead of roll over.

Ace: Oy!?!?!

[whatamoodhoney]

Riddle: * standing out side ramshackle with the rest of Heartslabyul in his pj's* My dear Rose, would it be alright if we could stay a few nights ?

Yuu: * holding open the door in a shirt that says " I got stuck in another world and all I got was this shirt"* Why ???

Ace:* pushing past Yuu like it's a normal occurrence* Deuce decided to mess with an Ouiji board and summoned a few demons

Deuce:* eye twitching and holding a blue bunny stuffy* Liar, it was you. I told you it was a bad Idea and you said " bet"

Ace:* laying on a couch* Well you didn't stop me, so it is your fault.

Deuce:* lets out a scream and jumps Ace*

Grimm: * peaking his head out behind Yuu* I got 20 on Deuce.

[hid-dle-ston-deactivated2018030]

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

[mackthecheesy]

made a uquiz

[mackthecheesy]

here it is! it’s romeo and juliet themed lol

[mackthecheesy]

“Jesus christ man what the FUCK” - my brother

glad you all enjoy it :3

[ekjohnston]

WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[hamletthedane]

OP understood Romeo and Juliet better in this 30-question quiz than several academic scholars I know understood it in a 30-page paper

[iced-depresso-macchiato]

Mercutio

…. Did I just get outed? By Shakespeare?

[blankglassyqueensss]

Oh. Oh my god.

[butterfly-sapphic]

[whatamoodhoney]

I did not expect to be called out like this.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[syzygy-yzygy]

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

[mysteryshack324-deactivated2024]

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[rayshippouuchiha]

I had a gremlin thought and had to throw it at you. So we all know that JC and WWX revolved around JYL (as they should) and would 100% do what she told them to. Why had no one taken this to its logical conclusion? Let’s say it’s after another failed meeting in between JYL and her horrible fiancé she is doing the depressingly normal routine of trying to not be hurt while YZY is being horrible to WWX and JC. And she just takes a moment to breathe and wonder why them. What has she and her siblings done to suffer like this? One of the disciples comes over and offers her any help they can. This causes JYL to just have a moment of realization where she stops and tries to remember the last time anyone except those outside the sect asked the Sect leaders for anything. Because the people know that JFM is just passive at best and YZY is plain aggressive. JYL was raised to be a sect wife and basically shadow run a sect right? And let’s say she’s been doing this for years at this point. WWX basically owns the disciples and every resident of Lotus Pier. JC is Sect Heir and has every ounce of loyalty his people and siblings can give him. JYL has this vision of a sect run by the three siblings and it’s just so much better. I imagine for all that they were their mother and father JFM and YZY were very estranged from their children. It’s also basically canon that WWX hid so much of his power and skill from everyone as to not rock the boat. JYL rolls into her brothers rooms, sees the hurt that has been allowed to fester for to long and just decides it’s her turn to go feral. So now I present the idea of a coup. JYL points at the Sect and says I want it and her brothers go whole or in pieces? Now I don’t think any of the siblings is cold enough to kill JFM or YZY so I’m more leaning more towards talisman master over there creating a Jiāng version of Lan forced seclusion. Think about this would put canon in a blender and just shred it. We have Sect leader JYL, her co leader/Heir JC and their brother/Head disciple WWX. Think about WWX allowed to make the Jiāng a talisman powerhouse. Think about how a strengthened, united three person leadership which is really just JYL telling her brothers what to do and them doing it cheerfully. Everyone is validated, there isn’t constant fighting and money is rolling in from the talisman sales. The Jiāng all of a sudden are rising like someone strapped a rocket onto their ass. Let’s be honest the Lan are traditionalists who will swiftly be left in the dust by galaxy-for-a-brainWWX! Who invents like some people breathe. The Jin hold power by riches and let’s point again at our resident genius talisman master who rolls out the flags and compass. The Jiāng are getting richer by the second. The Nie are powerhouses and we have JC and WWX who are ridiculous and almost evenly matched. Lotus disciples are melee masters and going against one now makes a lot of people want to cry because Head Disciple WWX is going to drag his shidis into excellence one way or the other. JC is laughing on the sidelines because how do you think he got so powerful huh and let’s be real our angry grape loves watching people suffer. All of a sudden the Wen conquest doesn’t look to realistic anymore. Then WWX meets WN and WQ and decides to impulse adopt them and their entire branch. Then the Jiāng are now also the medical center of the Sects? Watch out Wens you’ve just lost the top spot to three teenagers two of which are really just following their beloved sisters lead. All I’m saying is JYL ruling the Cultivation World with her brothers cheerfully giving her whatever she wants while she can finally pamper them as she pleases. You want the horrible peacock? Fine buts he’s marrying in. Hey little brother you’re drooling over WQ huh? There is much mocking from single WWX towards his siblings. For awhile WWX is the only unmarried Lotus Pier sibling and boy is he hunted. Everyone is tripping over themselves to lock down the most eligible bachelor who is handsome and rich. And then WWX meets his LZ and how the tables have turned brother dear? Let’s just say the Lans are going to lose that fight before it even begins. LWJ is going to perish at their first meeting. Somehow this ends up a trend where the Jiāng end up pretty much never marrying out. Wow this got away from me but I now offer you this vision!

[whatamoodhoney]

First year interactions in Ramshakle

Deuce:*trying to impress Yuu* Did you know jellyfish have lived without brains for 600,000 years?

Yuu:* not looking up from their Potions homework* A ray of hope for Ace and Grimm

Ace & Grimm:* looking up from the floor where they were throwing dust from Ramshackle at each other* OY!!!

Jack:* also doing his Potions homework*: I highly doubt it, the jellyfish sounds smarter than those two.

Sebek:* scoffing and moving through sword exercises* I am sure the Jellyfish have better common sense as well when compared to the human and mangy cat.

Epel: * Carving a magicycle on an apple*That's an insult to all Jellyfish.

Ace & Grimm:* looking back up with glares* OY!!! We can still hear you assholes !

[whatamoodhoney]

Diasomnia Yuu

Malleus:* walking out of his room with his eyebrows screwed up while tilting his head* Child of Man, have you seen any of my uniform shirts, or hats ? They've all seem to have suddenly gone missing.

Yuu:* With one of the said hats almost falling off their head and in a shirt 5 times their size and holding a gargoyle mug* That sounds spooky, Hornton.

Sebek:* Standing by Malleus side* HUMAN!!! YOU DARE STEAL FROM THE ENRICHING MAJESTY OF WAKA-SAMA!!!!

Yuu:* looking him dead in the eye and sipping from the gargoyle mug* I have no idea what you're talking about crocky.

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016]

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

[eyeslikeonyx]

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

[nici-reads-deactivated20190926]

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

[sunflower-flow]

reposting on my friends account

[memebone-deactivated20170524]

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

[the-emerald-empire-deactivated2]

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers! 

[percybluecookieheaven]

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

[maraschinobeso]

I reblog every time

[the-nightmare-gamer]

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

[the-nightmare-gamer]

I fucking told you, auto

[supernovaenpanthera-moved]

dUDE

[ask-trans-feliciano]

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

[askthemisfitsgt-blog]

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[sadtrashking]

WTF

[eddsworld-agent-au]

Stay alert ladies!

[anglerfish123-blog]

be warned

[rainbow-blossom247]

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

[goddessofwaifus]

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

[danlop1970-blog-deactivated2022]

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

[yuejo]

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

[skippingseaglass]

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

[anony-phangirl]

HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

[xxxko0kiexxx-deactivated2021012]

This isn’t a big thing in England (that I’m aware of) but I’m still reblogging this because I have American mutuals and followers! Please please stay safe guys 

[trashy-ash-deactivated20200722]

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE AND IT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION

Please stay safe everyone｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

[daikon-limbs]

stop scrolling bitch 

[myucchu]

reblog this dammit

[bongwaterbummy]

!!!!

[whoismippe]

This shit is so fucking awful that I nearly broke my phone in the rage I felt–

[im-so-goddamn-tired]

If it saves someones life I’m down to REBLOG

[g4y-gr3ml1n]

REBLOG = POTENIAL LIFE SAVED, WHICH MEANS DO IT!!!!

[blingblong55]

REBLOG

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!

[ferno-does-random-shit]

ah sweet, man-made horrors well within my comprehension.

reblog or i will personally chop off your little toe or sth.

[jadewazzletime]

Hey, if you read this, you should probably be reblogging…

[id-fragmenta]

well ya gotta do it

[anxiety-filled-pessimist-deacti]

What the hell is wrong with people…

[fantasticcollectorkitten]

REBLOG

[ask-the-insane-chaos-hotel-deac]

REBLOG THIS DAMN THING

[whatamoodhoney]

GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!! I just got through the trauma of the last time ao3 glitched

[whatamoodhoney]

[whatamoodhoney]

[whatamoodhoney]

It's been a decade (24 hours) since my love (ao3) was stolen from me. I mourn the lost moments ( 50k slowburn liushen) that have been cruelty taken from me far too early ( not even half way through), and long for their sweet touch ( they just got to the oh,oh shit part). I await their return with a heart full of hope and desperate yearning( please hurry I'm desperate and may resort back to Wattpad.)

[whatamoodhoney]

After chapter 5 and Grimms attack

Yuu:* laying in the infirmary bed high out of their fucking minds staring into the distance* Do you think when butterflies are in love, they feel humans in their stomach ?

Ace: Dammit we just got them to stop debating over whether or not ketchup is a smoothie or soup.

Riddle: * next to Yuu holding their hand* What?!

Deuce: * shakes head from the edge of Yuu's bed * No you're thinking of the whether or not soap is a jello or pudding argument.

Epel : * lounging in the bed next to Yuu*I still say it's a pudding.

Jack:* leaning Against the door* Well according to the group vote it's not.

Vil:* eye twitches while he hands Riddle a pain relieving potion for Yuu* That's the reason you all fought and refused to talk to each other for a week for ?!?

Riddle:* turns to Yuu with suffering in his eyes* Yuu, my darling rose, the king of hearts to my queen, what the fuck.

Trey:* sighs and adjust his glasses * That's the third time today he's cussed due to Yuu.

Cater:* cackling * And it's not even 10 in the morning yet !

Chenya :* pops out of nowhere* Nya~ what's this I heard about the purrfrect~ being injured by a meow-velent kitten ?

Yuu:* jumps in their bed* Not today Satan, i said those muffins wouldn't be done till Monday ?

Riddle/Trey/Vil:* snaps head* What ?!

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck