Ordinary Main Blog

Hello! This be the home of me! You can call me Sage! They/them, and I'm 18+ This blog is probably going to end up being where I post my favorite things from whatever fandom I am currently in or just a random video I found funny. So, I love you all and wish you all the best!!!

[kosmogrl]

[kumboochies]

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[nianeyna]

[homeboygirl]

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[science]

[somethinglikeanarchive]

Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st

[acheemient]

It’s that time of year again!!

[marlynnofmany]

Happy October 1st, everyone!

[figuring-it-all-out]

Spooky season is closer than you think.

[bugeceicelim-deactivated2023120]

[unculture]

BREAKING!!!! cats simply too gay and in love to walk

[unculture]

happy pride. may you, too, one day be so gay and in love that you can never travel efficiently because you and your beloved keep smashing your soft, gay little heads together.

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[feefal]

A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[dovewithscales]

It's September now

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[seal-of-unknown]

[shirecorn]

Harbinger

[shirecorn]

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW tagless version under the cut

Keep reading

[shirecorn]

An update commissioned by@sir-skeletal for puppy to receive EVEN MORE PETS

[shirecorn]

people aren’t sure if happy harbinger is a good boy or good girl

The answer is Yes! Harbinger is trans and can be pet by anyone except terfs.

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[slydilustrous]

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

[hockeylvr42]

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

[edeneye30]

I T S T I M E

[scruffymcwhiskers-blog]

ITS TIME

[flynn-science]

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

[aesthetjic]

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

[ultxmately]

[je56-deactivated20180822]

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

[aquilacalvitium]

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

[aceofspades-lena]

it’s time.

[rainbowsylvie]

Time

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

[interstitiallacunae]

>??>?>??

[that-one-nerdling]

CREPPY

[primus3510]

It’s MARCH!!!

[sweet-hibiscus-tea-art-deactiva]

MARCH 2020 BOISSSS

[sparkyblizz]

Chaos is my middle name

[the-gay-goblin]

March 2021 here we go

[night-dragon937]

it’s spoopy time! :D considering putting my halloween decor back up just for the meme lmao

[a-chilly-pepper]

It’s time!!!!!!!!

[augyshit]

i don’t even celebrate halloween BUT IT’S TIMEE

[your-favourite-skittles]

I T ‘ S  T I M E

[eggastential-biscuits]

On your left

[venr0sthesqueakquel]

@klexxerr

[wheezes-in-unsolved]

ITS TIME

[sherlocking-out-loud]

March 1st 2022.

IT’S TIIIIIIIIME!!!?

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

Hii, your wallpapers are really beautiful ❤️ if you have the time (and is accepting requests still), maybe some ace or aroace ones but with pastel-ish colors?

In any case, hope you have a nice day 🌞🌻💐

sure :)

these are more pastel

and these are unedited versions

hope you like them <3

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

abstract forest pride wallpapers

lesbian | gay

bi | trans

lgbtq | pan

ace | aro

aroace | nonbinary

feel free to save/use :) pls no reposting though <3

more here

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

starry night pride wallpapers inspired by this post

lesbian | gay

bi | trans

rainbow | pan

ace | aro

nonbinary | genderfluid

feel free to save/use :)

more here