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As much as I stan bottom Dean Winchester, I do not and will never understand why people attack bottom Cas enjoyers. And first of all, do you seriously judge a person because they enjoy the vision of flushed Castiel, with teary eyes, struggling to breathe from being fucked so good? Or maybe him holding onto the back of Dean's head who's gasping into Cas' shoulder, whispering sweet nothings and apologising for everything he has ever done to Cas? Because if so, that's homophobic. Another thing, that angel was yearning for this man for years, do you seriously think he would mind taking it up there? Also, he can still dom Dean from the bottom. That's possible.

inacatastrophicmind

13x01/15x19

inacatastrophicmind

krshush

Oh, yeah, I wonder how that map's progressed si--wait MISHA COLLINS?

sunspotpony

Tags passing peer review, gonna share.

Anyway, homie is, like all wealthy white dudes, egregiously imperfect, but he’s definitely fucking trying. So in that regard, he’s valuable because he’s reaching audiences that you personally probably wouldn’t be able to reach, and if you find he has specific stuff on topics you need to persuade people on, he’s a valuable avenue.

kirkspocks

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

chromalogue

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

baegishjalmur

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

systlin

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.

retro-minty

@theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

bold-sartorial-statement

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

theshitpostcalligrapher

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband

andersonsallpurpose

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:

(oops spot the typos)

svampurinn

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

books-and-candy-ples

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

rembrandtswife

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

deeranger

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

marvel-lous-things

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

scarlet-silverweaver

the rosetta stone of shitposting

roguehoneybadger

@incorrectnorse-quotes

incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

cosamanda

This post killed and resurrected me three times

the-insomniac-cat2

Found it! At last I found this post!!

caio-silva

how supernatural portrays love stories:

nezeraphel

Sketch Banner for my SPN obsession Tumblr

i-need-of-a-hobby

season 4 of supernatural is so funny to me because dean starts calling cas cas (instead of castiel) almost right off the bat despite the fact that cas is really not on their side for the majority of the season. like they're not- whatever the hell they are or even "hanging out" until season 5 and yet dean is still like "yeah theres this entity, we don't know what he is yet, that might be trying to kill me? but he also saved me? but that was before he melted our local psychics eyes out. im gonna give him a nickname."

angelofweirdness

FANART 4 FIC: five breathless seconds, by bethmints [M] Complete. ( @bethmints )

My opinion about the work:

Featuring a lot of tension, bickering and the reformulation of some fabulous scenes from the series itself (including one of our favorites, the one in the alley), I find myself really liking it.

I'm not usually drawn to soulmates AU, but this short piece has a special kind of aproach to the idea that just makes it very natural. It has a more informal style of writing that I, personally, am very fond of.

If you like creature Cas, this fic highlights his non-human aspects really well.

Kudos.

Thank you very much for reaching out and for recommending your work.

I hope you liked the fanart! Have a good day.

bloodyhandprint

we're still making posts about how good supernatural could be if it was good

nealashitposts

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.

oarfjsh

step 1: SLAP a fucking BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS directly onto the wound IMMEDIATELY to stop the bleeding

yourlocalfandomfriendo

@diseases-for-center-control

diseases-for-center-control

starlitsecrets

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

theweirdwideweb

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

theweirdwideweb

My legacy on this site I fear.

drstressball

Dennis accidentally develops a knack for getting men to buy him drinks. Trinity blames it on his whole "lost farm boy" aura and tells him to use it to his advantage.

He eventually gets a few tricks up his sleeve that only Trinity is aware of. Until he and the girls go out, and Trinity tells him to show off his secret trick.

He manages to get a drink rather quickly, and when he gets back to the table, Mel, Samira, and Victoria cheer him on. But when Samira downplays his talents, Trinity bets her $50 that she could choose any man in the bar, and Dennis could get a drink from them.

Samira takes Trinity up on the offer, and, much to Dennis' horror, finds and chooses Dr. Robby as Dennis' target.

He can't easily say no to Trinity, so he saunters his way over to his boss, wondering how to get out of it, only to confess the entire situation to Robby.

Robby simply says, "I'll buy you a drink, but you're going to have to earn it."

Dennis nearly faints at the words, but he eventually finds himself up for the challenge of finding out what tactic will work best on his boss. It's a catastrophically horrible idea on both their parts, but it's just a drink. Right?

Read the fic on ao3 here ;)