Wizard Elvis

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana another wizard blog and ANOTHER Elvis blog combined??? You heard that right!

[mermaidsrevenge]

May the gods protect all the little animals

The little bugs

The little rodents

The little birds

The little ones on the street who can’t find food

I hope they are protected <3

[silliestcolressfan]

I make banger posts on this site. they just all get 0 notes for some reason

[silliestcolressfan]

wait no dont give this one notes give my other banger posts notes!!!! this one is not a banger!!!! everypony!!!!!

[cobys-trans-agenda]

1 billion notes and i free him

[eater-of-the-alt]

ISTG. we all know its IMPOSSIBLE to get 1 billion.

[xxtoiletexploderxx]

alr im done, sorry moots

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

notes♾️

[seldom-equivocate]

@alchemicalwerewolf we can do this

[alchemicalwerewolf]

Yesssss finally a real impossible challenge

@lilacquintet

[acasualentitty]

@the-real-gmail

we can do this

[off-cybertruck]

I commented 40 times and it broke

@i-am-the-crab @ohio-thestate @the-official-uk-of-britain

[ohio-thestate]

@maryland-officially @non-tyrannical-usa

[non-tyrannical-usa]

uhhhhhh imma just queue this a bajillion times 👍

[crimson-pandaa]

@official-ottawa @offiiciallybavaria @official-roman-republic @maryland-no-rabies @maryland-officially @exymybeloved @official-hongkong @official-denmark @evil-maryland @official-google @official-australia @official-osha @official-otamatone @same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday @real-microsoft-outlook @real-british-empire @real-california-republic @real-ikea-bag @realgoogleclassroom @the-real-yahoo-mail @the-official-uk-of-britain @the-real-liquid-death @the-real-catholic-church @the-real-nevada @the-real-illinois

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

@email-ensemble

@real-microsoft-outlook

@communist-usa-real

@the-real-apple-mail

@the-real-gmail

@yahooo-official

@homocidalpotat (that list if you have it)

[homocidalpotat]

right here we go *deep breath*

@almosthumanjessi @animal-lover-forever @anglptera @anything-for-my-moony-1971 @aperture-science-device-004m0r0n @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @bees-official @blairthebword @bleep-bloop-boo @bored-dromaeosaur @calypso10191 @chaoticgremlin-1 @cheekyboybeth @dandelionflowery @dracosleftarsecheek @erimeows @garden-of-runar @green-001 @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @i-eat-so-much-grass @klondyke-the-bear @lemmeeatacrylicpaint @littlegayduck @maryland-officially @meatybunger @missouri-real @monarchofthequeerpotatoes @mushroom-music @nanochittle @names-confuse-me @nyx-taylors-version @onceinalifetimexperiencebuttwice @osmoticneuron @potato276 @ravenwordss @savj2003 @schistostegapennata @sentientballofpeas @servinny @shark-tranny @silentprincessofhyrule @someone-kill-the-ej @touslin @thecrazyalchemist @theshelteredbrat @the-real-catholic-church @unstableunicornsofasgard @uhmmmmaixllezhere @yourlocalbadgerscales @2xhbergggg

[kokushibosbestie]

SPAM

@obanais-koibito @stellapuffs @kitkat-moon

@mitsuri-dango @mitsuriswingwoman

@matthew-knyshait @laskarinachan

@lalalalalalakakakak @official-kanao-tsuyuri

@kanaokanzaki-op @giyuus-little-helper

@phantom-soul-101 @giyuuswifey

@gilded-sunrays @phantom-soul-101

@demonslayerunhinged @quirrrky

@qequalsmcat @demonslayerunhinged

@demonslayerdoodles @giyuknownasgary

@obanai-iguro-rp @purrfurnax

@slayfics @pey-up

@warringwarrioridiot @muichirolover14

@aceofstars0 @arce-is-lost

@ask-lunar-and-eclipse @misty-sees-you-hehe

@ask-genya-shinazugawa @xxlady-lunaxx

@vampp4 @knyenthusiast

I just tagged everyone that exists in my life. 😭🙏

[xxlady-lunaxx]

oh hi i was tagged

@chacha-is-dead @octoooo @pumpkin321xxx @1m-4-fvck1ng-st4r @lilith-just-here @sukiluvvs @nerosdayinanime @stellapuffs @chicop @tunamayuuu @asfarblues @watermelon-shit-posts @happygolucky514 @applepie-enthusiast @marurumai @exymybeloved @imkazz @kitkat-moon @reallypleasanttree @neuviscales @isamukalimoew @penpen363 @kakukat-lucky @kakushigotofanclub

[exymybeloved]

I have no energy to tag ppl honestly

[fyodors--ushanka]

@zestylemonsz @starlightshadowsworld @louise-rosita-leroux @chacha @just-a-shark333 @imkazz @akikostan @bramystoker @class-of-09-bitch @dazaisgreatestfear @exymybeloved @fyodors--ushanka @hchxhdjdjjsjsjsj @juuzovsuzuya @kaiserswifeyy @louise-rosita-leroux @matsuri-mizusawa-is-love @noctywockty @officialsuzuyasimp @patrik-star @queenjsxo @rain-soaked-sun @starracoonagain @s0lar-ecl1pse @t3chn0chan

[edgedancer-by-night-deactivated]

@quirkyfries, @autistic-human @savebatsfromscratch @sushi1056 @shroombell

[lily-of-the-flame]

FREE HIMB

also where do I get one of these

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

[that-one-introvert-theater-kid]

FREE HIMMMM

@windstreak23 @prumbus-bumbus @chuuyas-left-footfungus @biggestqiblifan

[chuuyas-left-footfungus]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIM

@dinosagoofball @devoutlyfuturisticwizard @t-bird510 @attaiii @vixxy-izzy @obsessively-green @bubblycherry07

[the-queer]

FREEE HIMMMMMM

[pillowfluf]

hey @walmart-the-official have u seen this?

[vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical-d]

@goblin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @headache-offical @period-offical @grandpa-offical @cheese-offical @lemon-offical @moss-official @ai-offical @anti-ai-offical @bi-offical @bi-official @cia-offical @asis-offical @fbi-official @ferg-offical

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

FREE THE YIPPIE

[whiteraven-cosmere]

I’ll give one rupee to everyone who reblogs this

@atium @ankle-biter-offical @aggressive-positivity-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @askautisticlink @badjokesbyjeff @biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist @blueskittlesart @blueskittlesart @bad-guardian-ideas @bettinalevyisdetermined @c-rowlesdraws @castletownranger @catsnuggler @catfishofoldin99colours @clint-barton-official @doctorwho @damazcuz @dungeon-master-offical @dalek-empire-offical @easily-spooked @explaining-memes-offical @edible-offical @evyyy77 @elliespectacular @ferg-offical @femboy-offical @frog-offical @fanficwritingloser @goblin-offical @gender-dysphoria-offical @goose-offical @god-offical @help-mywife @honestground @hyrulehistoria @homunculus-argument @hugorobinson @i-am-a-fish @itsapmseymour @incorrectlumityquotes @iron-manoffical @i-am-a-snom @just-shower-thoughts @jel-e-ton @justgirlythings @jacksonharries @just--space @kianamaiart @k

[fanficwritingloser]

@yourl0calqueer @kerokerrrokerroppi @not-really-a-conjunction @blu3berrypossums @idk tagging is tedious open tags ig

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

U didn't tag me :(

[littleltrs788]

@jel-e-ton I did

@cloverthemonke @minecraftfan11onscratch @cr4yon-b3rry

@thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @jay-1312 @ALL MY MOOTS

[cr4yon-b3rry]

FREE THE YIPPIE 😔😔

@asexual-official

@saphilous @breadheaddoodles

@pluto-sparv @kipri-sun

AND ALL MY ITHER MOOTS

[saphilous]

THE YIPPIE MUST BE FREED D:

[totally-india]

The scam that one of my followers (of 4 months which is the only reason I even responded to their direct nessage) tried to commit on me is apparently common these days and Tumblr even put it in their change notes thingie

Check below for reference:

And Tumblr staff's confirmation that the scam message I recieved is indeed a scam

And now the scam message in discussion

1. No social media platform ever contacts your isp

2. The grammar in the email is all wrong. And if Tumblr needs to communicate with you, they don't do it via discord or dm or via a friend. They'll email you. (Check the email domain of every single email you think is important in general. It's a good practice to avoid getting phished)

3. It had a Bluesky logo in it for some reason

4. They create a sense of urgency like if you don't contact us right now, your account will be deleted and you'll be put in prison for 10000 years. Like no. That's not how anything works.

5. Tumblr has a lot of reports but there is nary a thing called fradulent report. Also a fradulent report by it's very definition is a report that's fradulent. Not a report against a fraud.

So that's it. Don't get phished. Social engineering is the most effective form of hacking. Most passwords irl are leaked not from some hooded hacker sitting in a dark room coding in a green terminal. They're leaked cus people just provide them to anyone who asks (either phishing or downloading questionable content usually pirated. Always check the source of the content)

[asexual-official]

Tdlr; don't get scammed

[netherator]

cheese time

[netherator]

already? but they're are only 3 notes!

[totally-india]

Early investment >:3

[netherator]

don't do this to me. the elvis blahaj reblogged

[totally-india]

Mutual, You fool! (/Affectionate)

I AM ELVIS BLAHAJ

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana!

[hyundai-official]

steal something from my room

ikea panda plush

blue imac

not working dog lamp that i want to restore

unmoving clock

fan

my hotdog pillow

my bedsheets

paper

ikea nightlight with empty batteries

airbus a330 model plane

air conditioner cover

chair

Voting ended onJul 28, 2025

[totally-india]

Airbus a330 model easy

[totally-india]

I think if enough of us choose this option, Tumblr staff will physically break into Hyundai's house and steal the item

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana!

[kat-witha-k]

im so. in existence right now.

[kat-witha-k]

existmaxxing

[kat-witha-k]

they call me the exister

[kat-witha-k]

literally existing it up. unreality fears me the way im so fucking real rn

[kat-witha-k]

love existence 10/10 would recommend

[kat-witha-k]

straight up in it. and by it haha well lets jusr say. existence

[kat-witha-k]

what the fuck was i on last night i dont remember typing ANY of this

[kat-witha-k]

can you all stop saying this on my post. thanks. actually can you stop giving this post notes at all that'd be great. actually if you could all just stop looking at the post,

[grim-reaper-offical]

Officalverse, I summon you! CHARGE

[eris-offical]

This post gives 10k notes

[quelvis]

my elvis bretheren--

@elvis-popeley @elvonda-odysley @elvis-stressley @elvis-pretzel-offical @elvis-compressedly @catboy-presley @catgirl-presley @elvis-imitator-official @elvis-offical @elvis-official-2 @elvis-official-3 @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @the-ghost-of-elvis @drowning-elvis @elvis-official @poll-elvis @miniature-elvis @princess-elvis @canadian-elvis @jeselvis-christ @emo-presley @pelvis-presley @furina-de-fontelvis @gelvis-presley @bblvis @frelvis-mercury @frelvis-durstley @frog-elvis @justelvis @j-jonah-elvisson @dragon-elvis @lionelvis-animatronic @spider-elvis @artistelvispresley @italian-elvis @penvis-presley @macbelvis @elvispurrsley @death-elvis-official @cult-member-elvis @blueelvis @wizard-presly @alien-elvis @eggvis-preggsley @mii-elvis @woke-elvis @lizard-elvis-official @blahaj-elvis @bass-pro-shop-elvis @hellvis-presley-official

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana! Thus definitely gives 50k vibes

[silverfox66]

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

[audacityinblack]

For general graphics: use GIMP For vector graphics: use Inkscape For drawing and illustration: use Krita For print and web publishing and design: use Penpot For PDF authoring: use LibreOffice For PDF reading and form filling: use Okular

All are free, open source and cross-platform. None use AI.

[victoriadallonfan]

Reblog for everyone

[cpericardium]

friends don't let friends use GIMP. use photopea

[differentdancesfandom]

Gonna pop my favorite reference for Adobe alternatives here, lovingly compiled and updated by xDanielArt since at least 2020:

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana! Useful info

[elvis-resercher-official]

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #5

201. @yn-presley

202. @elvis-inc-official P

203. @country-elvis

204. @wevis-presley

205. @reptilvis

206. @adovis-presley

207. @elvisplier-presley

208. @gamblingaddicted-elvis

209. @wizard-elvis

The total number of Elvii on tumblr dot com is 209! Woah mama that’s a lot of Elvis

This list isn’t full yet, but go here to see the master list

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana! I have been discovered! Must hide all my *experiments*

[ashishere0w0]

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY ELVIS ACCOUNTS ON HERE😭😭😭

[elvisplier-presley]

Whoa mamaplier succumb to the elvii

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, I’m trying to crack the code on how elvii multiply

It’s not working because they cut out funding hummina hummina

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana I used a replication spell at some point and forgot about it

[schlarklezyaoi]

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

[evilwizard]

prepare thyself

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana can't believe they wasted a potion

[scp-threats-is-back]

Gimmick Blogs raise your hands

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

✋

[fishsummoner-official]

(✋)

[a-genie]

✋

[pope---francis]

✋

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[scp-threats-is-back]

Here I'll do it for you: ✋

...wait. raising a hand isn't talking. It's still silence

[blahaj-elvis]

Woah mama me ^_^ ✋

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana ✋

[solarsyrup]

hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage

[wizardshark]

Man c'mon

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana I'm immune to lava >:3

[elvis-official]

elvis i feel like shit can I get a motivational whoa mama

Woah mama you got this!!

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana I can put a curse on your enemies

[elvis-resercher-official]

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

LIST #4

151. @vampelvis

152. @artistelvispresley

153. @gay-elvis (HE RETURNS!)

154. @pr1ntsly-c0gvis-offical

155. @elvistigative-press-official

156. @union-elvis

157. @lorvis-offical

158. @frog-elvis

159. @elvis-but-morbius

160. @godzilla-elvis

161. @elvis-topala

162. @teto-presley

163. @brainrot-elvis

164. @bigfoot-elvis-official

165. @jelvis-presley

166. @princess-elvis

167. @bblvis

168. @jeselvis-christ

169. @amishpresley

170. @elvonda-odysley

171. @justelvis

172. @elvis-popeley

173. @elvisnasir

174. @ominous-elvis

175. @dead-elvis

176. @stillwakestheelvisofficial

177. @frozenelvisofficial

178. @blahaj-elvis

179. @elvisdeactivated-36746647

180. @german-elvis

181. @mothwomanelvis

182. @gelvis-presley

183. @snailvis-jr

184. @artistelvispresley

The total number of elvii on tumblr dot com is 184 and counting!

This list is not full, but go here to see the other lists that came before

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[abraxasrinbalt]

1969.........

[harperhug]

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

[ti0mumu]

[nick-nonya]

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

[solnight99]

ohmg

[aroace-ryland-grace]

[thegreatlazule]

post's haunted.

[the-turkoshaj]

Certified bungus post

[asexual-official]

Post from alternate time lines

[wizard-elvis]

Woah mana this is truly a post