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Ace | He/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Normal about Heated Rivalry

[wyatthayesjersey]

My corny ass sideblog intro post as is required and tradition…

Ace. that’s my name hi my name is Ace • he/him • gay, trans 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 • Canadian 🇨🇦

Ok whatever finally moved from my hockey blog to make a Heated Rivalry / Game Changers sideblog…

Fun facts about me: My favourite book in the series is Role Model!!! I love a redemption arc. Love them. I play goalie. I love goalies. Hello goalies… 😄😄😄😄

Feel free to DM me, submit asks, whatever. I’m a talker I just don’t know how to initiate it because I have anxiety.

Anyways go check out my main blog @gracesmainblog

[grabmyboner]

shane thinks ilya has gone for a run and won’t be back for ages but he’s so hard so he’s like ah i’ll just rub one out for relief yknow so he unlocks his phone and the zillow app is still open he changes to youtube and searches for ilya rozanov fights and he’d never tell ilya he does this but it’s what gets him off the fastest anyways he’s a minute in and hard as a rock and he’s just laying in his and ilya’s bed jacking it and doesn’t notice ilya walk into the room until hes at the foot of the bed staring with eyebrows raised and a smile and shane fumbles to close out the video of ilya fighting and it just opens the zillow app instead and ilya saunters over and subtly peeks at the phone and sees the zillow homepage and thinks that his husband was masturbating to realestate listings but doesn’t say anything just goes “don’t mind me im just gonna have a shower” and then shane is so mortified that his boner is gone. for the next week ilya puts on realestate shows on their tv while they’re having sex and shane is so confused why and eventually brings it up and ilya is like “i do not want to kink shame u are my husband i will support u however you need even if you get aroused by architecture” and shane is like “what the fuck are you talking about” and ilya is like “when i caught u jacking off the other day to zillow listings” and shane is so embarrassed and has to explain “no i was jacking off to videos of you fighting i didn’t want u to see so i closed it fast and the zillow app was the next app open!” and ilya is like “oh thank god”

[wyatthayesjersey]

canadian friend! (hi u reblogged my art)

Omg hi!!!! Fellow Canadian!! I loved your art. Every day I find a Wyatt Hayes / goalie lover I celebrate

[funky-jess-art]

idfk what his face looks like but im looking forwards to hopefully finding out during s2 so here have wyatt sketches

[mutinsfromthemoon]

i know all about the troy barrett slander that happened few weeks ago and still do sometimes, but i believe that troy and shane would be such good friends. they have too much in common to not bond. those two are like siblings from another womb. and i think ilya would joke like always that they’re very bad at liking things that aren’t hockey and healthy foods and they need to find a new hobby. then those two taking it seriously cus they want to prove that they can like things other than hockey and each other. and there’s shane and troy trying every single thing they have time to do for a year until they find something that they genuinely enjoy doing either alone or together. and the rest of centaurs would definitely join them sometimes cus they’re watching this closely hoping they get to be friends and find a hobby. and after shane and troy get close, the centaurs start to call them “the twins” and joke “what the twins are going to do this week?”

[drawballa]

Family ice time 🏒

[jewelcoatfish]

remember when ilya said “he loves me” and wyatt said “now you’re really dreaming.”? i think ilya eventually told shane the story and when shane moves to ottawa and eventually grows more comfortable with the team the three of them just unanimously decide to keep up the joke. ilya could kiss shane at the bar and wyatt would lean over and says “hey i think hollander might not hate you after all.” and ilya goes “i don’t know how you got that impression hazy.” and shane goes “yeah hazy what did i do that would make you think that?”

ilya’s being annoying and shane just looks at him so endeared and fond and wyatt: “roz you think hollander might have a crush on you?” “that’s unbelievable hazy.” shane “hazy how did you come to that conclusion?”

“roz i think hollander might actually like you as a person. like genuinely.”

ilya: “wow hazy that’s a big assumption to make.” shane: “hazy you might be onto something here.”

they think it’s funny as fuck and everyone else just 🫩

[fractally]

My personal Troy Truth is that while Shane and Troy never really become friends they do settle into a sort of frenemies relationship with Shane is serving full Regina George. Troy accepts that Shane is never going to truly forgive him which sucks but also gives him license to be his worst self around Shane. This irritates Shane but he can also use it and ultimately ends up deploying Troy as a kind of thermonuclear weapon on the ice. for instance someone on the Voyageurs is getting a little uppity so Shane just releases Troy on them and Troy barks like a dog

Ilya and Harris are disturbed but kind of turned on by this dynamic

[scunthotter]

Okay so Shane and Ilya are getting freaky while on the road and one of their favorite games is reluctant husband Shane and horny pushy Ilya who wants his "marital rights" ("ew ilya don't say it like that") so they're getting into it and Shane is like "Noo Ilya i need to sleep, stop it leave me alone" and Ilya is saying shit like "its my hole, you belong to me, just stay still and let me put it in"

Unfortunately, the hotel the team is staying at has really thin walls and consent king Troy is in the room next door. Despite his many flaws, Troy is not going to stand by and let another teammate assault someone. (He's actually so upset and angry because he thought Ilya was a great guy who always seemed to treat everyone, but especially his husband well). So Shane and Ilya, and the whole team on that floor, are interrupted by pounding on the door and Troy bellowing "Rozanov get the fuck off of him and open this door so I can kick your ass."

Which is how Troy learns about consensual non-consent.

[ilyasmole]

who up loving troy barrett

[wyatthayesjersey]

Does anyone have good quality photos of fan made heated rivalry / game changers trading cards … k haven’t been able to find any that are more than like 5 pixels and I as an insane hockey card collector would like to print a bunch…

🚬 (*´∀｀*)

[imsodishy]

One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️

call that the Hollander Goodbye

[penandinkprincess]

thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏

[sweetshirebones]

Ilya, some indeterminate time in the future, chasing after their toddler whose instinct is to do a runner the moment everyone starts standing too long, thus perfecting the Hollander Goodbye early: wow…genetic

[penandinkprincess]

ilya who is consistently the first one to find their child after they make a run for it because he has had to develop the survival skill of "if i were a hollander, where would i elope to?" over the years in order to find where the FUCK his family is after they just vanished

[penandinkprincess]

skill transfer

[lavenderprose]

Some things that the Centaurs hear while sharing a locker room/hotel/bus/plane with Hollonov that blast open their communal third eye with regards to what Shane and Ilya have going on:

- "Show it to me. I know you got hit, show me. Mm. Is very painful? Mm. You on your side tonight, I think."

- "No, my baby, you'll come to Monk's. Drink two beers, talk to people who are not me. Mm, no, not Troy either. He is basically shorter you."

- "...just a little longer, I think, and then maybe a trim, just so is not in your eyes when you skate--"

- "Ah, no, he doesn't like drinking his coffee black. Oat milk, two sugars. I know what he does but is not what he likes. What, Shane, do I lie?"

- "Give me number. Ah-ah. One higher, I think. I know you like even numbers, baby."

- "Ask nicely."

- "...and then I take you home and--fuck off, Dykstra, I am coming onto my husband. You never heard of flirting? We are in the back of bus, it was private until you came back here--"

- "Here, made you tea. Something special in it for you."

- "...lunch from that Greek place? Nice. Okay, Shane will have--"

- "...thin walls, huh? Bet they can hear you. Let them hear you. Say my name. Yes, baby, fuck. Louder."

[boitterfly]

“hi welcome to dunkin’ what can i get for you?”

“hi can i just get a medium iced coffee?”

“sure! would you like to add any syrups to that?”

“ummm hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“white pharaoh ilya what should i do”

“add caramel. you will need the strength in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uh yeah i’ll add a caramel swirl thanks”

[imsodishy]

One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️

call that the Hollander Goodbye

[lavenderprose]

There's never been a fandom ghost like Cliff Marleau. He's a vampire. He's an ally. He's a latent bisexual. He a little confused but he got the spirit. He's imprinted on Ilya like a duckling. He has three sisters, all of them lesbians. He is 42. He is 28. He's French Canadian. He's from Florida. He is being psychosexually tormented by his best friend's thot husband. He is Hollanov's platonic third. He has a beautiful, terrifying wife. He's made out with Ilya but they were in Paris it's chill. Of course he's slept with men he's a fucking hockey player. He is Ilya's ex-husband.

[normal-about-hollanov]

Harris posts a compilation of shane's 'ohhh you piss me off', whacking ilya with his stick during practice, 'no NO', his Angry Pout ™️, 'ilya so HELP me', glaring from the bench, n ofc the ever present 'fuck off rozanov'. at the end is another compilation of the camera panning to Ilya's reaction to every one with the most endearing ily eyes. its captioned nobody save him. hes right where he wants to be. the hollanov shippers send that shit triple platinum in a day.