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Has this been done yet?
concept: an austen-inspired tabletop rpg where there are five classes
single man in possession of a large fortune who is in want of a wife
young woman with low connections who must marry so that she can secure her future
cad whose main goal is to convince someone to elope with him
wealthy, scheming woman whose goal is to ruin the happiness of the aforementioned young woman
tiresome & vulgar elderly busybody (can be either a man or a woman)
I’m gonna split this out a little farther, because I feel like we’re blurring the lines between classes and stats. First you should pick your Austen class:
Bachelor/Bachelorette
Cad / Floozy
Husband/Wife
Matriarch/Patriarch
Busybody
Then you roll for your stats across the 6 basic Abilities:
Money
Intelligence
Connections
Manners
Looks
Snark
10/10 would kickstart
I’ve written this up as a quick-play version! You need a d6, a d20 and 3+ friends who are as into Jane Austen as you are, or at least willing to have a go.
Working title, Sense & Snark-ability.
I’ll make it up into a proper printable with illustrations if I get a chance next week, but in the meantime if anyone wants to playtest it I’d love to know how it goes!
Someone play this with me omfg
made some real cute npcs for a campaign im about to start !!
The two types of DMs:
intricate, detailed plots full of puzzles, plots, conspiracies, and intrigue
“idk I’m bored, uhhh there’s a dragon, roll initiative”
Dungeons and Dragons: A new generation.
i’m not crying you’re crying
“Guys guys guys, stop, I want to get a quip in before we kill him”
d&d spells as memes. i’ll start
power word kill
heroes’ feast
Mirror image
dissonant whispers
counterspell
Vicious Mockery
Charm Person
magic missile
@tomthefanboy
Summon Elemental (Earth)
Delayed Blast Fireball
Polymorph Other
Psychic Scream
Confusion
Wall of Fire
Magnificent Mansion
Numidium was Tiber Septim’s secret weapon in his bid for supreme power: a thousand foot tall automaton, a golem or an atronach of sorts powered by a gem called the Mantella.
I was recently asked to post some photos of people wearing armor.
Naturally, I’m not just going to do that, I’m going to make a big long post about reproduction armor and armor in art.
I’ll be including pictures like this, most of which I’ve posted before. They’re by an Italian armorer named Augusto Boer Bront that runs the XIVth and XVth Century European Armor Facebook groups.
The above photo talks about how the aventail of a bascinet should sit on the wearer’s face. When it comes to bascinets, this mistake is a frequently made one, and a good pair of reproductions can be seen below, in the forms of the armor worn by Ian LaSpina (left) and Reese (right, I don’t know his last name,) both of whom have YouTube channels (I’ve linked them, you should check them out if you’re interested.)
This photo is a good example of how an aventail should fit though.
Ian LaSpina’s kit is an early XVth century English kit, sporting the classic heavily enclosed English style with a standard houndskull bascinet and hourglass shaped gauntlets (also lacking a textile covering for the breastplate) marking it as belonging to the 1400′s to 1410′s.
Another common mistake is the fit of a breastplate. You can see quite clearly on Ian’s kit above that the breastplate sits right on his natural waistline, giving way to the “paunce of plates” or metal skirt that covers the rest of his torso. This setup allows for freedom of movement. If breastplates stopped at the hip, like many reproductions and artistic renditions do, then the wearer wouldn’t be able to bend.
You can also see how the breastplate is domed. A breastplate must be domes like that, to encourage weapons and projectiles to glance. If it were flat, weapons could strike at right angles, imparting the entirety of their force and rendering the armor significantly less effective.
A few more things can be gleaned from this picture of Ian in an older version, less complete of his kit. The shape of his helmet, and the fact that his visor covers the vervelles. Vervelles are the points on the bascinet were the aventail is laced on. On a side-hinging bascinet, the visor should cover them, as pictured above. Bascinet shape is also very important, as expressed in the above diagram.
Moving on from Ian LaSpina, we can take a moment to appreciate the armor of one of the biggest names in the community: Dr. Tobias Capwell.
It’s absolutely stunning, isn’t it? Dr. Capwell’s armor is also English, like Ian’s, however his is later, about 1440. It’s blackened entirely, with gold trimming, and it is beautiful.
Here is Dr. Capwell wearing a reproduction set of the famous Avant harness, pictured below. This is the absolute epitome of what Milanese style armor in the late XVth century was like. The helmet is not contemporary with the suit, so it was omitted from the reconstruction.
Now, because I was asked to post pictures of people in armor, I’ll throw in this photo from “The Great Tournament of Schaffhausen” in Switzerland. The man on the left is wearing a classic suit of German Gothic armor, to his right you have Dr. Capwell in what looks like his English 1440 suit, pre-blackening, and the two gentlemen on the right appear to be in Milanese style Italian kits. It’s hard to say what the woman in the back is wearing, but it looks like it could be Gothic or Italian.
I’ve now included so many pictures of people in full plate that I would feel remiss not including at least one photo of someone in something else. So, here is Tom Biliter in a set of German Gothic armor (probably late XVth century,) but rather than a standard cuirass, he is wearing what’s known as a brigandine. A brigandine is a series of small overlapping plates riveted to a textile backing.
Here are a couple of pictures of Ian LaSpina wearing a reproduction of the Churburg S18 armet. This armet is from the armories of Churburg castle in Northern Italy, and dates to about 1410.
One final thing I’d like to touch on in this titan of a post: the applications of these principles in the design of fantasy armors.
Often when you see fantasy armor designs, they are quite ridiculous. They are large, have vast openings, don’t fit right, and so on. Now, the physics of these fantasy world are generally the same as ours, therefore the same principles of armor making should apply.
“But OP,” I hear you cry, “I want my armor to look fantastic and cool. How an I do that if I have to abide by dumb physics?”
Well first off, I’m not saying you have to abide by physics, but if you want to, you could do something like this.
The Sovereign armor. This armor was 3D printed by Melissa Ng, and designed with help from a name you’ll recognize by now: Ian LaSpina.
It’s super cool, very fantasy looking, but still applies all of the basic principles of how armor fits, allowing Melissa to move around properly, so the armor doesn’t restrict her.
So, this has been my armor post. If you’ve stuck around this long, good on you. I hope I’ve said something new to you, or at least shown you an armor you’ve never seen before. Cheers!
“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like…
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturn’s if they were on earth)
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:
Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar
Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)
Chocolate Hills, Philippines
Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland
So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…
Earth is effing amazing!
Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina
Lake Retba, Senegal
Tepui, Venezuela
Tianzi Mountains, China
these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:
Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)
(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)
Lake Natron, Tanzania
(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)
Lake Baikal, Russia
(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)
and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.
it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:
(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it)
anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk
Our DM, before the beginning of our session: Well I know this game is gonna turn out great because you’re all such great players!
Our DM, after 2 and a half hours of our nonsense, clearly pained: yep... you guys are... great players
Good ideas for a d&d game
everyone is chaotic stupid and you spend an hour on getting a random npc a boyfriend
i seem to keep being inspired for new races, so here you go! i’m sure people could make some fun characters with these~
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I apologize for lashing out. One of my players threw themselves in acid after they were fully aware it was in fact acid. I did not and still do not know how to deal with that.
In the very first D&D game that I ever played, our party was standing right outside the entrance to a dungeon. Part of the area was covered in a red energy field. Inside the red energy field, all of the grass was dead, and right on the border between the area inside the energy field and outside of it, there was a collection of dead animals, insects, and other forest creatures. As we watched, a little bunny came hopping up, hopped into the red energy field, and, the moment that it entered the field, instantly dropped dead.
Guess what one of our players decided to do next. Take a wild fuckin guess.
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
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Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone
fucking what
B I G D O O T
I am actually cry-laughing what the fuck lookit these
@apoplectic-lalochezia
I am picturing a band of dwarves carrying these instruments into battle.
what on earth
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tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.