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We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.
At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.
I'm rebloging this twice im tired of people not wearing headphones when watching videos in public. It's basic etiquette to wear headphones in public when you listen to things.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
How many first cousins do you have?
None
9 or less
11-19
20-29
30-39
40-49
50 or more
As always please spread for larger sample size
Iâve got 54 cousins and Iâve always assumed I was an outlier but Iâm curious what the norm is.
people get specific as they age
:O
Source
Video of Tama
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The picture in the background of the second one
Tama is boss
THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away⊠An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the catâs funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who havenât read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. Sheâs now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now Iâm crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially âsecond tamaâ or âtama IIâ) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
Iâm crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because itâs a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
âSun-tama-tamaâ (a pun off of âSantamaâ, lit. âthird Tamaâ) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tamaâs successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, âI will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.â [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tamaâs Twitter account.
Every time I see this post thereâs new info and it gets better
You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.
The shrine of Tama DaimyĆjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.
Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama DaimyĆjin on the anniversary of Tamaâs Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus canât hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)
you cannot pass without reblogging guys. iâm sorry, i donât make the rules.
You canât not reblog a goddess. Itâs just whatâs so. :)
So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.
And they are announcing the winner of the âup and coming godâ award, and of course, Yato thinks itâs him.
But no-
ITS TAMA!
Always reblogging this.
So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
Weâre bros
I named him chicken nugget
Aaaa heâs turning a duller color⊠I hope heâs alright
So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isnât messing around
update hes entirely yellow now
i made him a tube room
hes crawlin all over the place checking it out
its happening
False alarm he moved a bit This guy
??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna
whats he doing
its happening part 2 For Real This Time
chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway
i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone
sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now
hes been chillin like this for a couple daysÂ
hes been in cocoon for 10 days now đđđ
let me know how heâs doing soon
HES BUSTIN OUT
im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up
hope he doesnt party too hardÂ
đ đ€ đ€
hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage
CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!
hesâs in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit
this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang
https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0
there he goes heâs free and im so proud and a little sad
this was an incredible experience
(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)
Iâve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that Iâm getting pissed, anyway hereâs the full chicken nugget saga.
Awesome! Hope youâre happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!
I have missed this post so much! Letâs all celebrate Chicken Nugget!
do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nuggetâs left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male
a gender role smashing icon
I wondered why the wings looked different
Incredible
intersex icon
Heâs a bilateral gnandromorph!!
WE STAN?????
chicken nugget said intersex rights
This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people donât realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!
World Heritage Post
i feel like everyoneâs forgotten some Covid basics so please let me remind you:
Your mask protects others more than it protects you
You can still spread covid even if youâre vaccinated or not showing any symptoms
The more this spreads around, the more mutated variants of the virus will appear and they WILL be stronger than the original
so like maybe stop being a little bitch and endangering others because you really, really needed to go out to dinner or get fucked up at a bar instead of in your home like a respectable person
me hanging out with black people in the summer:Â âaye, yall donât forget to put on sunscreenâ
them:Â
@flipflibberinflippinghell
Use the Walgreens Brand which is pretty cheap and it does wonders and doesnât leave me with a white cast. And Iâm dark as hell so I hate looking ashy but not all sunscreens are made equally and itâs one of the better ones Iâve used.
Wait cocoa/shea butter and coconut oil donât protect you from the sun we really do need sunscreen??
Yea fam. All that âwe donât need sunscreenâ shit is a myth. Combine that with the fact that most dermatologists donât know how to spot skin cancer in Black people and itâs a nasty combination.
Yeah, itâs harder for us to get it but when we do itâs deadly. I know two people who died of skin cancer, both were Black.
âWhile incidence of melanoma is higher in the Caucasian population, a July 2016 study in the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology showed it is more deadly in people of color. African American patients were most likely to be diagnosed with melanoma in its later stages than any other group in the study, and they also had the worst prognosis and the lowest overall survival rate.â
- https://www.skincancer.org/prevention/skin-cancer-and-skin-of-color
Sorry about the link, Iâm on mobile. But this is from August 2016, which I know isnât the most recent but itâs still SUPER IMPORTANT. Yâall please wear sunscreen. With Google itâs even easy to find smaller, Black-owned brands.
https://blackgirlsunscreen.com/ is Black-owned!
I use this sunscreen from Walmart. Itâs cheap, doesnât leave a white cast, and smells pretty good.
Duuuude my family uses that and itâs Soo nice it even smells good
Same for brown people, are skin may be dark but we do burn!
Korean and Japanese sunscreens are also a great option for deeper skin tones! Their formulas are way more sophisticated that most US sunscreens, donât feel greasy, and most donât leave a white cast. Biore Aqua watery essence and Purito Centella green level sunscreen are especially nice and not crazy expensive
this. Is everything.
[Image caption: a hand holding a bottle of âHawaiian Tropic Silk Hydrationâ sunscreen, SPF 30. End caption.]
Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like Iâm still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity
Thin people can reblog this btw
they wont tho lmao
The thing is, even when you get older, it doesnât stop. Not only do you carry the baggage from when you were younger and everything you did was a joke, purely because you were fat, but you get out into the world and there are still people stifling laughs behind their hands. You can see that look, the blink-and-youâll-miss-it panning of the eyes down to your stomach and then back to your face with a raised eyebrow. Or when they get mad at you for existing in THEIR space, in public space. You can see it when youâre at the gym, people getting mad at you being there, or laughing at the silly floppy fat trying to work out. You see it on television, where it doesnât matter how progressive or diverse the show is, thereâs always at least ONE joke implying that being fat is associated with stupidity, slowness, lack of awareness, being obnoxious, being greedy.
And to cap it all off, if you complain, you have people pull the Morally Superior card, saying theyâre âjust being honestâ, âjust trying to helpâ, âjust want you to be healthyâ. Or âIf you donât like it, just lose the weightâ, or âmaybe itâll motivate you to get healthyâ. Saying, âIâm hurting. Iâm crying. I deserve humanityâ is replied to with, âBut do you, though?â
Itâs hard to maintain confidence in a world that reminds you at nearly every turn that you are a joke. So if you have a confident fat friend, someone who manages to do all those things that theyâll inevitably get laughed at for? Please appreciate them.
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Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.
As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.
But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.
The reason? The Batman book doesnât belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.
Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?
First of all, Iâd like to direct the courtâs attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.
Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.
With this in mind, how can you claim that there is âno such paper sticking out of the Batman comicâ?!
Say whaaaat?
Well uhm
Look at the size of the paper pieces, theyâre all sticking pretty far out.
If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.
And while gravity does exist, it probably wonât make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.
Still grasping for straws, Wright?
Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. Iâve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.
Paper is a soft material, Wright. Itâs not unreasonable for it to do a (2)Â 90 degree turn.Â
Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all.Â
Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence. Â
Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.
Iâm sorry Edgeworth.
I concede that I canât disprove theory 1
But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.
Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.
And theory 3 is my point! Why would the libraryâs book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?
While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.
The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!
Ack.
(Perhaps I shouldâve left the artistry to the forensic artistâŠ)
Now hold it right there! It doesnât matter which direction the paper is going because itâs impossible to prove it even exists!
Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!
⊠I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as âmangaâ. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?
Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is uselessâ there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.
Face it Wright, you canât prove any of these groundless accusations!
Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?
D E AD
I will reblog this any time i see it on my dash
Absolutely fucking D E S T R O Y E D
This is the strongest Tumblr post Iâve ever witnessed.
This was recommended and as a super logical person I can see why
Iâve been looking for this for ages!!
Apparently legendary.
this is fother-mucking gold
*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTONS*
Y E S
Anyway thatâs why you wear wool and a life jacket babeeeyyyy
The important thing about wool is that it continues to keep you warm even when itâs soaking wet.
Other natural fibers donât do this. In fact, quite the opposite. Campers and boaters are usually familiar with the phrase, âcotton kills.â If youâre wet in cotton or linen, your clothes actually sap heat from your body.
If you sink in a lake in late October like I did today, staying warm is important. I was rescued long before I wouldâve actually died, but cold makes your muscles seize up, which isnât good if you have to swim to land.
Which brings me around to life jackets. If the waterâs cold enough, you may only have five-ten minutes until your muscles seize (today I probably had 40-60, more than enough time to get to land if I hadnât been picked up), and youâll drown.
In a life jacket, even in extremely cold water, you can float semi-conscious for perhaps another 30 minutes or so before you actually freeze to death, which is usually when someone rescues you.
Whatâs more, you probably know that moving around on land warms you up. Jumping jacks, jogging in place, etc.
In water, moving actually makes you colder. You need to stay still curled up in a ball, which you can only do in a life jacket.
In wool AND life jacket, youâre warm, and your headâs above water, which is pretty much your only and entire goal.
If youâre allergic to wool, synthetics are available specifically for this purpose. I know I always say natural fibers are the way to go, but when it comes to safety, wear what protects you!
Yep! A really simple âexperimentâ I learned as a kid and now use in my own courses is sticking your hand in ice water. Compare moving it around in the water to curling it up in a fist. The contrast is stark!
To increase your survival time in on cold water, you want to curl up! If youâre with others, you want to huddle!
Again, both are only possible when wearing a life jacket!
I know a lot of people are reblogging this for writing reference, but I like to believe that 7,000 people on this site were actually continually living in fear about this specific situation and that when the time comes, Iâve prepared them with what they need to know to survive.
https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947
Hereâs the whole video. Itâs called âDonât Be A Suckerâ and itâs 17 minutes long.
donât just scroll past this actually watch it, itâs only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldnât even look out of place as a PSA
if anyone wants to know how the employees do it, heres my process
rebloging this because maybe now I can stop feeling like a horrible person at stores because now I can fix it!!
SAVE A LIFE
Hey - please folks. If you take a shirt from a pile, re-folding will go a long way to making those clothing dept. employees happy and their jobs just a little easier.
đđSharks are nice!đ
Since its summertime and people are gonna be hitting the beach to swim and/or surf, i decided to make this informative shark post. In the media sharks are portrayed as mean bloodthirsty and vicious creatures. Such as in movies like âThe Shallowsâ and âJawsâ. But are sharks really that vicious? The answer is no. No they are not. Sharks are really nice and sweet creatures. I am a surfer and have been bitten a couple of times by sharks but i still know the truth⊠sharks arenât evil creatures. You may be thinking âbut youâve been bitten by one! How can they not be evil!?â Well the answer to that my bro is simple, its all a misunderstanding. You see, sharks dont have great eyesight. They are blind as fuck. So they rely on other senses to find food. They see the silhouette of us surfers on our boards and they see it from a below angle and they think we kind look like seals, their favourite meal (as seen in the pics above). So they take just a nibble to see what the fuck we are. Once they realize we aint a seal, they go away. Why? Sharks HATE the taste of human meat. We disgusting af to them. Thats why the majority of shark attacks are just sharks bitting once and then leaving. They just wanted to know what the fuck we are bro. Its a case of mistaken identity. A misunderstanding. Have there been shark attacks where the shark bites more than once? Yeah. But thats rare and it only happens if the shark is either (1) feeling threatened or provoked. Or (2) very hungry. Like, i mean STARVING.
Sharks just wanna eat but they dont wanna eat us. Its just a simple misunderstanding. As you can see in the photos above, people can swim with sharks and nothing happens. Its totally fine my dudes. So there you have it, sharks are homies, not hostile.
Sources: Jaws- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)
The Shallows- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shallows_(film)
http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/shark-attack.htm
MORE INFO: The likelihood of being attacked by a shark is thought to be 1 in 11.5 million, and only 4 or 5 people in the entire world die each year from shark attacks.[1]. If youâre still nervous about meeting one of these ocean predators, check out these guidelines to help you further minimize the chances of an encounter- http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Sharks-While-Surfing
PLEASE REBLOG THANKS MATE
I love this, I love sharks, and I agree with this post. However, the sharks for most of the pictures are nurse sharks. Which will not hurt you, however the people swimming with the other types of sharks are PROFESSIONALS who work with sharks and know what theyâre doing!! Please do not jump into a damn shark frenzy and just appreciate these beautiful creatures from a distance unless you are trained and have to knowledge to be safe around them. Thank you.
Sharks are not monsters! They are, however, wild animals that need to be treated with distance and respect.
[GIVEAWAY] Special Edition Official MDZS Manhua ă蔀çŹäșçŽèź°ă
Hey guys! As some of you might already know I ended up with extra copies of the recently released MDZS manhua and so will be giving away ONE COPY! I bought my copies fromÂ ćż«çæŒ«ç», one of the only three stores that are selling the official manhua.
The winner of the GA will get ALL of the below:
1 x MDZS manhua book
1 x Clear acrylic/plastic WangXian card
4 x Character bookmarks
*This giveaway DOES NOT include the poster thatâs supposed to come with it because Iâll have to buy a poster tube & that adds weight to shipping and the book should already be quite heavyÂ
*Iâll pay for shipping as always, the items will be shipped to me end of the month at the earliest, so I will ship the items out 1st-2nd week of September
Giveaway details:
To enter the giveaway, simply reblog or like this post - Each reblog/like = 1 entry
You donât have to be following me, so please donât feel like you have to follow my blog just for the giveaway
Giveaway ends 24Â August 2020, 2359 hrs (GMT+8)
ONE winner will be picked via a random generator and announced by 26 August!
Do check the notes above on what is included in the giveaway, and when shipping etc. will be
>>> I made another post previously on what the item fully looks like, you can see it here