I Am Confusion

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[catchymemes]

[ushirominya]

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

[ushirominya]

me n u both buddy

[seafolks]

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

[beatlesweatles]

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[narutoheritageposts]

march 30, 2023

[assiraphales]

the nascar fandom is in shambles rn bc the official account posted #yascar with a link to pride merchandise and a real life reply was ‘smh no longer supporting nascar has been going downhill since they banned the confederate flag’

[assiraphales]

like fr fr

[je-blauge]

Man, I kinda wanna be like Silence Brand! but unfortunately "Yascar" is like really, really funny

[fakeboislim]

My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off

[vodka-valntyne]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[catchymemes]

[littlemut]

[bugshroom]

tick tock on my cock

dj blow my penis up

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

[ragemovement]

[anarchy-kisses]

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

[thickness-protection-program]

“Get the strap!”

[theequeerstrian]

For further hilarity:

“He’s packing” but is he cis or trans

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[ottermatopoeia]

[5p1rk]

[necrophagesaint]

shout out to every kind of curry dish ..... indian curry....thai curry.......japanese curry ... the kind with coconut milk and the kind without.......from the light yellow curry to the bodacious red to the rich brown ....... to the ones more soup like and the ones more gravy like.... to the ones with potatoes and to the ones with chickpeas.........this post is for you

[jame7t]

Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏

*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye