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i think liberal sex positivity has robbed people of their ability to tell the difference between “im doing this because i want to” and “im doing this because pleasing men makes me feel good due to all these other factors that im completely ignoring”

wondergirl

treacheuryouswhore

Eddie, from the back of the car: fire is venom’s only weakness

Anne: yeah fire is everyone’s weakness. Its fucking fire

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knightlyhoods-deactivated202404

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

lovely-little-hellfire

Favorite moment

blackwoolncrown

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

squeezemetillipop

People like this exist. Interesting.

feliicityrampant

this story has a part 2

doctormemes

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

bullyfemme

glorious-scumbag

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

caffeinatedcorvid

I thought it was the same person ngl.

imsuchacapricorn

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

imsuchacapricorn

THERE’S AN UPDATE

a-melior-ate

Stephanie is a true hero.

hemilf

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

averagefairy

must have been easier to be alive before news traveled so fast and you were only ever aware of a handful of tragedies instead of thousands and thousands of them being delivered to you on a daily basis. why is there even a question of why our generation is so depressed and anxious like I’ll tell you why?? everything i read breaks my heart and my capacity to empathize and be outraged is absolutely maxed out. yeah i’m sad bitch! we’re all sad! there’s no relief!

takealookatyourlife

Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.

takealookatyourlife

bloodasredlipstick-deactivated2

That’s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadn’t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!

gabyluvsxena

Athena’s hands were tied. Yes, she was a powerful Goddess, but she was very much a woman in a “boys club”, and the true offending party (don’t think for a moment that Athena blamed Medusa for being raped in the temple, Athena knows better) held all the cards. There was nothing that Athena could do to punish the true criminal, and she was expected to punish Medusa by everyone else. What’s a Goddess to do when she cannot punish those who need to be punished and is expected to punish not only the truly innocent party, but her most beloved follower? Use that incredible brain power she had to protect Medusa at all costs, and of course the men would see it as punishment, to be have her beauty stripped from her and sent to live in the shadows. Medusa should have been KILLED for supposedly defiling the temple, whether she truly did or not, but she was given the gift of life, and the ability to protect herself and her daughters (who she bore thanks to Poseidon). This is why Medusa’s image was used to signify woman’s shelters and safe houses.

Medusa means “guardian; protectress”, and she was.

geekremix

holy shit.

virtuous-thing

Feministic mythology is what I’m here for

digitaldiscipline

Broke: Medusa was ugly

Woke: Medusa was given the power to protect herself, not punishment

Bespoke: Medusa was also strong as fuck because she had to get rid of a bunch of stone fuckboys that would otherwise clutter up her casa.

mamalazzer

So, Disney storyboarded Hercules in live action with dancers. My mind is blown

Source

candiikismet

I’m SCREAMING

retrogamingblog

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

wonderwomemes

what a bunch of fucking amazing and talented nerds

theliftinglife00-deactivated202

professor: *teaches 5 chapters in a 50 minute class* Does everyone understand?

me:

burgrs

Why I love cats

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Mmmr

butt in the air when u scratch

snif

Headbut

*blinks slowly at u*

stretchy

headbut

mmmrow?

fast

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bbulletz

Sonicfox ur so fucking valid I love u

bbulletz

MORE CONTEXT BECAUSE Y’ALL THINK HES JUST TRYING TO FIND AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT REPUBLICANS AND “VICTIMIZING HIMSELF” AND THIS POST DOESNT EVEN NEED CONTEXT CUZ HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH OR WITHOUT IT ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE IS A GAY BLACK MAN WHOS A FURRY

gaycism

He’s the only valid furry

thethp

The only valid…

SonicFox is incredible and VERY valid, but the only valid furry??

Girl, this year Midwest Furfest raised ~$93k for a charity that helps kids in lower income Chicago schools learn to read

In the last year furcons raised ~$612k for charities as a whole

We’ve been actively and triumphantly fighting a wave of neonazis, and taking them down

We provide safe spaces for trans and nb people to try out different genders without judgement.

We hold panels for queer/trans folk to teach them about makeup

We give folks with anxiety safe ways to be parts of large social gatherings

We focus on creation and support artistic endeavor across the spectrum. We enable countless artists to survive.

We’re fucking everywhere- were your lawyers, were your developers, were your firefighters.

Also we’re all PEOPLE who do good things. We’re fucking everywhere- and we’re all fucking valid. It’s wild to me that because y’all don’t understand us or who we are or what we do we’re invalid unless you see the work most of us are doing on an international award show pedestal.

SonicFox is incredibly good and important and valid- and the fandom loves him. Hes a VERY valid furry, but he’s not the ONLY valid furry.

Happy to answer any and all questions: bye!

heyimdry

lazorgator

If an enemy avoids getting hit by an Alolan Whip after having already grabbed them and making the ropes spawn (such as a change in their vertical position caused by a rising platform,) Incineroar makes this pose.

smashheadcannons

Hey op, face the truth

christinecanigula-archive

growing up on this site sucked so deeply

christinecanigula-archive

can i get a hell yeah for my mentally ill/lgbt kids who turned to this site at a very young age because we saw it as an outlet to express everything we were conditioned not to express in real life and then subsequently got exposed to so much unhealthy shit