Least Obsessed Ralsei Fan

He/Him I like Deltarune, Half-Life, and Minecraft PFP: dailyralsei PFP Banner: Deltarune Have a nice day! :D

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

OK you need to understand that when I show you something or talk about a Topic™ I don't want you to go 'oh cool' or 'it's good' or 'yes' or 'no i didnt like it' I want you to HAVE AN OPINION. I want to TALK about the thing and have a CONVERSTATION. PLEASE. SAY YOUR THOUGHTS. IM NOT IN A HURRY I can wait if your thoughts are shy or you're still figuring them out but I love talking about TOPICS so PLEASE! Tell me what you think! Please! Elaborate! Converse! Converse with me! I want to!

Converse! Not the shoes! The activity!

[jackiefour]

Okay, so according to this post, @staff says they're listening to us, so...

Sound off, Tumblr! How do you feel about the latest update to the reblog and notes?

Hate it. 👎

Like it. 👍

Voting ended onMar 19

No nuance. Go ahead and reblog the crap out of this.

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[bixbythemartian]

Hello I'm Bix! I'm a writer and I'm too disabled to work a regular job. I've written such things as this romantic story about a rogue stealing a handkerchief (this is honestly genuinely the most romantic thing I've written, it's not my strong suit so I'm really proud of this. I'm also working on the ongoing series involving Tabitha, a modern witch who does a lot magic involving death but, and this is important, she's not a necromancer, she's a death witch. She helps solve necromancer type problems with her work partner, Callahan, and as of the most recent chapter, she's having a really bad time.

If you've read my work and enjoy it, I would appreciate if you can help me out a little! Reblogging this is genuinely so very helpful, as a lot of people know my work, but don't know me off the top of their head.

And, if (and only if) you have money to spare, you could potentially donate to my ko-fi? I know times are hard for everybody, and I do not ever want anybody's last dollar, please take care of yourself first and only give me anything if it's extra that you don't need. You can also sign up to help me on a recurring monthly basis, if that's your jam.

I've been very lucky to make my way doing this for a while now, and I'm so, so, so grateful.

Thanks to some overage from last month, my monthly regulars, and some generous tips, I'm at

173/1200

[bixbythemartian]

632/1200

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[pseudoply]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Go along, you wounded beast

[a-wild-torterra]

@walmart-the-official

[ensti902]

I’m doing my part

@walmart-the-official

[micro-pachy-cephalo-saurus]

@walmart-the-official

[yum-offcal]

Yum. @walmart-the-official have you seen this?

[nyxtral]

broken post :)

[cuchanbutmarried]

@walmart-the-official have you seen this

[redmegarex]

we will never know if @walmart-the-official has seen this

[zookaboi]

Keep travelling, you lost soul of a post

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[non-tyrannical-usa]

hey guys guess what

[chaos-triangle]

Thanks Bees! Sneef Snorf!

[travisblogs4sweeps-deactivated2]

god. oh god.

not another of these ouroboros of looping reboots amongst mutuals. i am afraid.

i think my mental state is deteriorating.

IT HAS BEEN THE 5TH OR SO TIME TODAY IVE SEEN THEM SNORFING.

This is what I deserve huh. This is my punishment. The secret layer of hell made specifically for me.

[a-calico-rabbit]

No. NO. IT CANNOT BE BACK. I FORBID IT.

[disparatemind]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin here

[sushi1056]

Walmart, please. It’s been eighty years

[walmart-the-official]

AND IT’LL BE EIGHTY MORE

[zookaboi]

NO

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Teddy with a floof dog! Puppimmortal!🎵

[griancraft]

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

[bird-cannibalism]

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

[rougey]

"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"

[findingfeather]

“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective. 

[1863-project]

"Attention K-Mart Shoppers" <- qualifies as vintage

[jay-works]

"Y'all" <- y'all

[revcleo]

"hey fuckers" - casual, ambiguous

[sundere1181]

"attention, freaks. It's me." -dhmis quote

[theoneofwhomisblue]

I just say "you" with a broad gesture

[the-lumpfish-queen]

"chat" <- let's everyone know you would put any of them into the grinder without hesitation

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

mothers and fuckers of the jury

[caffeinated-octopus]

humans & co

[vileviale]

Fellow creatures

[muckmagister]

just start talking without addressing anyone at all, watch as they each tune in to whatever ridiculous shit you're saying

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

killers and vagabonds, liars and thieves

[the-gnomish-bastard]

“Foul tarnished, in search of the elden ring!”

[likemmmcookies]

"Listen up 5s! A 10 is speaking."

[griffinguy24]

“Greetings ugly bags of mostly water!”

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Skeleton-exclusive! But I like it!🎵

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[gorebonk]

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

[fringession]

Well, what will you do?

[zookaboi]

GO ON A DATE GO ON A DATE GO ON A DATE GO ON A DATE GO ON A DATE

[64mpg]

old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

[64mpg]

ok my fault. let’s all suffer needlessly together instead of wanting better for each other ❤️ yayyy 🥰

[tennas-t-v-time]

every time someone misunderstands ralsei or is mean to him just bbecause hes slightly offputting i need to bite them or something ive been a ralsei defender since chapter 1 be NICE to that little guy

[tennas-t-v-time]

"hes keeping stuff from us!" hes born to be a tutorial companion who gives you information when you need it he literally doesnt know what he should tell you because he knows so much. also imagine training someone at work and just sitting them down and saying every single thing you know like they arent gonna retain that

"bro why is he being so mean at the end of chapter 2 we didnt know about the roaring" IT WAS THE FIRST THING HE FUCKING TELLS YOU!!! HE LITERALLY TELLS YOU IF THE BALANCE IS SHIFTED THE EARTH WILL FALL APART.

"what the hell is wrong with him he told susie not to heal kris!!" POP QUIZ: IF YOU WERE HAVING A MEDICAL EMERGENCY, WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL DO IT, OR SOMEONE WHO LEARNED HOW TO APPLY A BANDAGE YESTERDAY? THIS ISNT THE TIME TO BE PRACTICING!!!

"he words everything so weirdly/hes annoying" HES A TEENAGER THATS NEVER TALKED TO PEOPLE BEFORE. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORSE ANYONE ELSE WOULD BE

[tennas-t-v-time]

[greatwyrmgold]

[oatmealwarfare]

in bed. straight up 'huging it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My stufie.

[seirette]

Title: 7 Years: This Comic is Completely "Fanon"!

Total: 19 pages

Read the entire full comic under the cut!

[heartludwig]

Old prom dress

[zookaboi]

AAAAAAGAGAGAGAHAAAAAAAA HESS SSOOO CUTTEEEEE