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The Bowery Presents
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@acourtofracingandfangirling
This.
Like, I very much appreciate people trying to be mindful of their consumption and trying to be sustainable. But I need y'all to understand that it literally does not matter. The top 10% are doing more damage than all of us together could ever prevent.
you know, until we remember what to do with rich bastards.
@isuggestrevolution
reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE
ok thanks for the info wiki
Hey Paul!
It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe
a little bat
Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.
I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.
doing crafts while listening to a podcast is truely an ancient activity. makes me feel like a prehistoric grandma doing nålbinding at the fire and also a young lady learning to do embroidery and also a sailor knitting in his free time on the ship and also my gay friends doing fiber arts and we're all telling each other stories
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Commander Cody as fantasy characters for my friend’s birthday 🖤
we really can’t overstate how damaging it has been to indoctrinate the public with the idea that if they let themselves eat as much as they want, they’ll eat too much. human bodies, when permitted over the long term to eat as much as they want, actually get really, really good at calibrating their hunger and satiety, and will over time eat exactly the right amount for themselves. the common conception of a balanced eater as a minimal or restrained eater is absolutely wrong. balanced eaters eat quite a lot (compared to diet cultural ideas about right intake amounts), and they do so consistently and permanently. healthy, balanced eating isn’t some tightrope walk, it’s a gigantic net of total permission to eat.
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One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:
It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and
Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.
Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car
i have a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will say that fandom moving from semi-private blogs and communities to extremely public and algorithm-driven social media was a huge mistake that has changed fandom culture for the worse
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,
soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,
c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,
hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，
y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me
to sam jaaa tvoj anđeo čuvar hejjjjjj 😇 ok🙏 dakle. za nekih šest mjeseci, umrijeti ćeš od gladi. 🥺 i ako te ja ne zaštitim, dobit ću: #otkaz! 🫢 i to Ne Može🙅♀️ hahaaa Dakle.🙏 proučila sam o uzrocima gladi, i ispalo je ovako: Tvoja smrt je totalno sprječiva! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 Ima dosta i previše hrane da te održi bez da ometa preživljavanje ikoga drugog, ali nije ti dozvoljena! 🤨 Štaaa? 🤷♀️ Izgleda da je tvoja smrt unaprijed isplanirana sa strane gomilu stvari koje se zovu "dioničari". Dakle. 🙏 Počela sam klati ljude,
Ich biiiiiiiins dein schutzengel hiiiii 😇 okeee 🙏 also. in so sechs monaten wirst du verhungern. 🥺 und wenn ich dich nich beschütz, werd ich: #gefeuert! 🫢 und das Wär Blöd. 🙅♀️hahaaa also. 🙏 ich hab mir mal die ursachen fürs verhungern angeschaut, und es stellt sich raus: dein tod is völlig vermeidbar! 😯 ohjemine!! 😆Es gibt mehr als genug essen um dich am leben zu erhalten ohne dass es das überleben anderer einschränkt, aber du darfst es nicht haben! 🤨 Wie jeeetzt? 🤷♀️ anscheinend ist dein ableben durch tausende von sogenannten 'Aktionären' vorgeplant. Also. 🙏 ich habe angefangen leute zu töten,
Det är jaaaag jag är din skyddsängel heeeejjjj 😇 okej 🙏 så. om ungefär sex månader kommer du svälta ihjäl. 🥺 och om jag inte skyddar dig blir jag: #avskedad! 🫢 och det är Inte Bra 🙅♀️ hahaaa Så. 🙏 jag kollade på orsakerna till svält och det visade sig att: Din död är helt förbyggbar! 😯 Ojsan! 😆 Det finns mer än tillräckligt med mat för att du ska klara dig utan att påverka någon annans överlevnad, men du får inte den! 🤨 Vaaaaaaaa? 🤷♀️ tydligen är din död orsakad av tusentals saker som kallas "aktieägare." Så. 🙏 Jag har dödat folk,
Se oon mä, sun suojelusenkeli tässä heiii😇 okei🙏 eli. noin kuuden kuukauden päästä sä kuolet nälkään.🥺 Ja jos mä en suojele sua, mä saan #potkut! 🫢 ja se Ei Oo Hyvä🙅♀️ hahaa Joten🙏 mä tutkin nälkäkuoleman syitä, ja kävi ilmi: sun kuolema on täysin vältettävissä!😯 Ohhoh! 😆 Maailmassa on enemmän ku tarpeeks ruokaa pitämään sut elossa ilman että se vaikuttaa kenenkään muun selviytymiseen, mutta sä et saa sitä! 🤨 Mitääää? 🤷♀️ Ilmeisesti sun kuolemas on suunniteltu juttu, toteutettu tuhansien niin sanottujen "osakkeenomistajien" toimesta. Joten.🙏 Oon tappanu porukkaa
би шүүүүүүү харин таны хамгаалагч сахиусан тэнгэр нь байна сайн уууууу 😇 за🙏 тэгэхээр. ойролцоогоор зургаан сарын дотор та өлсөж үхнэ. 🥺 тэгээд би таныг хамгаалж чадахгүй бол: #халагдана! 🫢 энэ нь Сайн Биш 🙅♀️ хэхэээ Тэгэхээр. 🙏 би өлсгөлөнгийн шалтгааныг судалж үзээд нэг ийм юм илрүүллээ: таныг үхлээс бүрэн сэргийлж болно! 😯 Өө! 😆 Бусдын амьдралд ямар ч саадгүйгээр таныг тэжээх хангалттай хоол хүнс байгаа ч та үүнийгээ авах эрхгүй! 🤨 юу вэээ? 🤷♀️ Үзвэл, таны үхлийг "хувьцаа эзэмшигчид" гэж нэрлэгддэг мянга мянган зүйлс урьдчилан төлөвлөсөн байдаг юм байна. Тэгэхээр. 🙏 би хүмүүсийг алаад байгаад,
Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he’s not Superman.
I can very much relate to this and all jokes aside, I know the reason why I read more fanfics than original novels is because I’m here for the characters I already know, love, and am passionate about. with original novels, I don’t know who these characters are, I’m not passionate enough about getting to know them. which is the same reason why I don’t read fics with ocs either. which is not to say original novels and ocs are bad. but personally, I’m only here for my comfort fictional men being put in Situations
“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do
Make her shorter if you must
Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward
Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.
Boom.
Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this
Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors
Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is
Surprise mPreganté
Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)
Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it
Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs
Are you asexual and do you own a waffle maker?
I am asexual and don’t own a waffle maker
I am asexual and do own a waffle maker
I am not asexual and don’t own a waffle maker
I am not asexual and do own a waffle maker
This poll was inspired by the previously reblogged post (OP @teaboot) It is objectively silly but I want to see what, if any, correlation there is between being asexual and owning or not owning a waffle maker. And I’m not saying being asexual is why I don’t have a waffle maker, correlation isn’t causation, blah, blah, but also, this is funny.
