Journey On

~You are not a mistake~

[whitmoreindustries]

The next Avengers movie is gonna start like

[tomhiddletson]

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

[40screamingfrogs]

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

[1st-1]

she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis

[futureperfectjohn]

she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise

[latinaballerina27]

She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart

[mrmadhatter]

She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me

[amazing-ghost-cookie]

She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars

[1st-1]

She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship

[zenxenophilia]

She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

She’s near, she’s far, she shines brighter than the stars

[warios-worl]

she’s here, she’s there, she’s a galactic extraordinaire

[1st-1]

she’s smart, she’s kind, she’s the alien on my mind

[nyyxbby]

she’s a blessing, she’s a curse, but damn she’s my universe

[james-winston]

[whatshouldwecallnicunursing]

night shift life be like…

[ksniasolo]

[alone-intheshadows-deactivated2]

I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[movingtomarzipan]

john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura

[ahobbitincamelot]

Linda, drunk off her head: my husband is a bitch i like him SO MUCH

[mulaniseverything]

The Princess Diaries (2001) may only have a 47% on rotten tomatoes but it will always have a 100% in my heart

[woyaogaoxing]

The Princess Diaries has WHAT on rotten tomatoes

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[captainshroom]

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk

[buckynasty-blog]

shuri : what if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives

t’challa : I’m literally begging you to stop

[raviposting]

Peter Parker: no let her finish 

[markv5]

[writing-prompt-s]

Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy.  Today, that energy is released.

[prezrev]

this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck

[hallucin8]

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[starwarsgraphictee]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

wait for it………..

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sound up.

[mysistermakesmelaugh]

Does anyone else have like a REALLY hard time understanding what people say? Ecen when you’re looking right at them? I swear sometimes I’ll hear shit like pineapple bra when really someone asked me if i wanted a straw anyone feel me?

[thatsnotveryuwu]

HOLY SHIT

[raptorific]

me: [sees a cat] me: okay time for me to bother this animal

[raptorific]

[montypythonandtheholyblog]

cat: [sees a person]

cat: okay time for me to bother this human

[sindri42]

Is symbiotic relationship.