This blog does not exist

I'd prefer not to exist, but I'm here. So here's some poetry and stuff.

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[sisyphusshrugged]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[lolt64]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[aaays-and-bees]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[rudolphsboyfriend]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[ssolvix]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[twoarrsandonesea-deactivated202]

Bad news about the boulder everyone

[wanderer-chronicles]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[big-condiments-official]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[lynburnlegagy123]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[clarissaseton]

bad news about the boulder everyone..

[tyrantofthefirmament]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[babybluebanshee]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[burntcurlyfry]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[losing-catharsis]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[loullipopx]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[dukeofash]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[marisolinspades]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[gaymergal]

bad news about the boulder everone

[zazozaliad]

Good morning kings let’s! push! this! boulder!

[scriberat]

bad news about the boulder, everyone

[thatswhatsushesaid]

good morning kings let’s…. um

kings i’m starting to suspect this boulder is bad news

[its-okay-youre-adorable]

IGNORE HER KINGS LET’S PUSH THIS BOULDER 🔥🔥🔥

[icarus-suraki]

bad news about the boulder, everyone…

[skygemspeaks]

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder!

[denise-elviras]

''what if my writing isn't good eno--'' what if it's a reflection of your soul. what if it has a place in this world. what if you write it anyway

[the-masked-mystic]

special thanks to the #weirdcore tag for providing me with the perfect images to make custom valentines for my work’s Valentines Day party.

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

[fanatictower]

someone add anime George Washington

[mattachinz-deactivated20200529]

say no more

[groovyships]

Why the absolute hell are there so many bad takes on dead people

Someone continue the saga

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

fellas, we’ve done it

[officialfist]

GOD AWFUL WORK BASTARDS, LEAVE THIS PLACE AT ONCE!

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

what are the other two and what can I do to surpass them

[officialfist]

Honestly you can’t surpass the HIV Hamilton fic reveal post and the dashcon announcement post so this is third.

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

you’re right, you’re right, gotta respect the classics

[the-biggest-jord]

@officialfist the fucking WHAT

[officialfist]

@nuggetfucker9000 here you go

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

God how can I leave tumblr when things like this wack me across the jaw every day

[godofthepans]

I feel like someone punched me in the face and I’m still processing it

[darkmeow159]

Why does this keep happening

[takineko]

How is this post worse than human pet guy?

[intjint]

Human pet guy only said really gross things. These people did shit

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Human pet guy, while weird, was at least entertaining

[wintercoffin]

Thats not the same human pet guy that killed a man is it?

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

Can you guys fucking have this conversation somewhere else

[mocatii]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE HUMAN PET GUY?

[poweranon]

I’m having trouble processing so much shit right now and then I get hit in the fucking face with this

[ringwaldhaze]

Human pet guy???

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Welcome to Tumblr, twitter refugees! Study up on your history. There will be a test

[mitzo]

Unfortunately human pet guy is racist too

[renthewerecatboi]

i feel like i just read 3 different post but nope, it’s just the one

[the-haiku-bot]

i feel like i just

read 3 different post but

nope, it’s just the one

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[loth-catgirl]

OH MY GODS AND HERE’S HAIKU BOT WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[campmiasmas]

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[stolenchapstick]

i have to remind myself everyday

[thotsfortherapy]

it's not "am I good enough to do it?", it's "do I like it enough to be bad at it?"

[spnfanficpond]

Because what you do at first will always be crap. But crap makes good compost.

[pixelartpeach]

Going feral thinking about how we have to pay for the privilege to NOT have to listen to nonstop sales pitches.

"What would your ancestors think of your whole gender thing-" What would YOURS think of being told to buy things every two minutes. I think they would kill CEOs in the streets for being annoying. They were known to do that.

[acelessthan3]

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

[acelessthan3]

The dykes and trannies in the notes have informed me they would like to be included in this commentary on the homogenizing forces of gentrification within the queer community as represented by language discourse around "slur" reclamation

[ouroborosreilig]

various mothmen

[powerfulwizard]

concept: bootleg copies of memes

[thefloatingstone]

[rock10zxa]

[aromoji]

Yikes

Nobody is lgbt. None of us.

[demoncourse]

the exclusionists have won. They’ve excluded everyone. My god.

[sunrisetune]

For reference, “allos” = “allosexual” = “anyone who isn’t asexual / isn’t on the asexual spectrum” so, according to whichever galaxy-brained exclusionist wrote the screenshotted post, no one who’s ace or who isn’t ace is LGBT. Not a single one of us

[castookmybees]

[biraptor123]

[axeken]

By Allos, this can’t be happening

[wellthatschaotic]

i love when the gender options are "male" "female" and "prefer not to answer"

like it just reads as "boy" "girl" and "what are you, a cop? i don't owe you anything"

[foone]

My gender is "come back with a warrant"

[ousia-poetica]

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me). Art by SuperMesangeArt

[blindyp3akers]

Saw these and thought of u @the-husbando cause moth :3

[amereconcept]

Have you ever really thought about how much of yourself you give to others?

Ripping a chunk off and handing it to them as soon as they ask, because you're friends. That's what friends do, right?

But friendship is an exchange of pieces of yourself. Friends give pieces of themselves to eachother to fill the gap they just created for you.

When you spend your life giving and giving, yet never getting back, you find yourself empty and alone.

Some people come into your life to feed off of you and never return the favor. They want to be happy, to feel the joy of someone caring about them. But your happiness never once crossed their mind.

They go on about their business, having filled themselves with your kindness, blissfully unaware of your existence as a person.

You know very well how this ends. You are intimately aware the your empty carcass will be left to rot as soon as you stop reaching out. That you will be alone once again when you don't have the energy to carry the relationship.

It's hard though, isn't it? To give them up, to walk away? The silence of being alone is more terrifying than the emptiness of being used. It's almost worth it to be someone's temporary battery.

Letting go is hard. Finding real friends is hard. But this suffering is harder. I promise you, you'll find your way. You'll be ok.

- a letter to past, present and future me