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@anequalopportunityenjoyer
girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread.
#this is 90% of the women I know Proven by the viral string of reblogs linking us to one another.
Mermaid by Sergey Kolesov
Ok, that’s fucking terrifying and cool.
Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.
that was a religious experience
I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.
His little ears flopping in he wind
THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE
A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs
Another: shapeshifters with stretch marks
Religious vampires trying to find ways to balance their ideologies with their needs
Sirens learning sign language so they can communicate without enchanting anyone
Disabled fairies who can’t fly pushing for accessibility
Spirits helping save people from fires and other natural disasters because they can access areas too dangerous for the living
Dragons becoming foster parents and providing super safe homes for “hordes” of children until they grow up
Female werewolves with facial hair and body hair not letting anyone make them feel bad about it
Fae snatching children from abusive homes and raising them in safety while the changeling wreaks havoc
Liberated genies using their power to fight for human rights
Witchy cooking shows where witches try to make specific potions or find creative magical solutions to problems
Psychic psychologists and medical doctors who are able to figure out exactly how to help even if their patient is non-verbal, young, or afraid of being honest because they’re with an abuser
Psychic teachers knowing just what to do to help students with learning disabilities
“You can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby”
Me:
inception 30 day challenge, day 26: what dessert would each character be?
Cobb: crêpe - a sad and floppy pancake, no real structure, mostly valuable for the ingredients it can pull together.
Arthur: crème brûlée - hard outside, shaped by fire, sweet and relatively simple inside, wants to be French.
Ariadne: licorice - tough, flexible, uncomplicated.
Eames: banana split sundae - could contain anything and is thus very changeable, involves phallic components.
Yusuf: brownies - appears sweet and warm, but could dose you with something special without you knowing.
Saito: mochi - classically Japanese, can be simple or extravagant, can kill you.
Fischer: gourmet jelly beans - expensive, but you don’t really know what’s in it, fathers are generally uninterested in it.
shade!Mal: chocolate mousse - tastes good, but has no real substance to it.
Nash: cotton candy ice cream - not your first choice, melts under pressure.
ALTERNATELY, all of them:
“You want to talk history, be prepared to be schooled.” (via)
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Ziad Nakad at Couture Fall 2017
#have i mentioned to anyone that this might be one of my favorite movie kisses of all time #mostly because it’s two very restrained rational logical people deciding to just MAKE THE HELL OUT WITH EACH OTHER #and the fact that sally pushes him away first; puts him at arm’s length and he IMMEDIATELY RESPECTS AND RESPONDS TO HER DESIRE FOR SPACE #(however temporary) #because again sally is the one who leans back in #with tiny tentative kisses like he’s water and she’s dying of thirst and too afraid to drink #and he just SCOOPS her up instantly bc like hell he’s letting her get away again#anyways this is just a very underrated kissing scene i’m just saying
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
DONE LOL
Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)
I love this man
he’s so happy
Keanu haven’t looked this happy and alive in years
plural Keanu
Take A Bow
1.) Margravial Theater Opera House- Bayreuth,Germany
2.) Palais Garnier- Paris,France
3.) Teatro Real De Madrid- Madrid,Spain
4.) Semperoper - Dresden,Germany
5.) Teatro De Liceu- Barcelona,Spain
6.) Teatro Nacional de São Carlos- Lisbon,Portugal
7.) Teatro dell’ Opera di Roma - Rome,Italy
8.) Royal Theater Of Covent Garden- London, England
9.) Bolshoi Theater- Moscow, Moscow
10.) La Scala- Milan,Italy
an aromantic person staring in horror when they learn the curse can only be broken by true loves kiss
And then sighing with relief when they remember that there are many different types of love out there.
And then going on a rather mediocre adventure to get a kiss from their mom, or their best friend, or their cat.
“Mooooommmmmm I got a curse again can you come kiss it better?”
“This is the third time this month, dear god you need better friends. I’m getting you a dog.”
Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”
@fleamont can you verify?
Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.
Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??
madness…
“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“
That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence
What the… Lmao
Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔
@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?
IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P
LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE
Things heating up in the drink fandom
I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade
Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.
This is fucked up.
Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.
LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN
Living? Sensibly?
Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.
Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.
Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.
The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).
At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.
Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.
I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience
@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!
@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?
You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering.
In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.
In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.
As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.
Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????
oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.
This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.
Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????
Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?
Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:
Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh.
OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.
Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.
@cresselian
Da fuq, don’t you guys have fruit??? That’s why juice tastes so shitty on Europe, you have yet to figure it out
President Obama awards the Presidential Medial of Freedom to Vice President Biden.
He didn’t know he was going to get the medal! It was a surprise. He got the medal “with distinction” which only 3 other people in US history have ever received. :)
Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.
*fistbump*
Confirmed. He’s also dumped millions into cancer research. I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.
Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.
When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.
I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.
“Next few centuries”
Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.
