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Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD
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This but make it domestic Spirk:
Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD
✨ Full size on AO3 ✨
Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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#the ancient texts
... My reblog was only six years ago!
Part 2: Office Hours and Lingering Looks
Pairing: Professor Tony Stark x F!Reader
Anon Request
Parts 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/Epilogue
Warning/Rating: 18+; explicit, graphic sexual activity (oral stimulation, manual stimulation, penetration, orgasms described in detail), unprotected sex, explicit language, power imbalance (professor-student romantic/sexual relationship), adult themes.
Word Count: 2.2 K
The first time she came to his office hours, Tony told himself it was purely academic interest.
She knocked on his door three days after that first lecture, and when he called "Come in," she poked her head around the doorframe with an uncertain expression.
"Hi," she said. "Is this a bad time?"
pairing: sugardaddy!tony x sugarbaby!reader
summary: meeting your sugar daddy in person went way better than expected
a/n: first tony fic! join the taglist <3
you spent the entire train ride trying not to throw up from nerves.
it felt ridiculous considering you had been talking to tony for nearly four months, but texting someone and meeting them in person were two completely different things. online, it had been easy to ignore the reality of it all. easy to pretend he wasn’t one of the richest men on the planet and you weren’t a struggling college student surviving on instant noodles, campus coffee, and whatever spare money remained after tuition payments ripped through your bank account every semester.
Hey, did you know archive.org has a bunch of free 90s shows you can stream?
The problem is finding them, since no one's organized them all in one place with covers and episode info. I'm trying to fix that with my new website.
It's in BETA right now, and all the content was just added today, so I've barely scratched the surface of what's out there.
Submit shows and request here
Watch party with synchronized video and chatrooms
guards! read me my bedtime yaoi
my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!
any intruders are welcome to join us for story time
my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.
when will it be my turn.
holy fuck
happy one year to bedtime yaoi
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I don't see people talking about this so today is the 110th anniversary of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire, in where the factory owners locked working women and girls inside to "eliminate the risk of theft" (in reality it was too keep them from taking breaks), which resulted in the gruesome deaths of 123 mostly immigrant women and girls and 23 men, many of whom jumped to their deaths from the ninth floor either in a panicked attempt to escape or in order to die quickly. There were reports that some of the workers were on fire already as they jumped.
The eighth floor of the building was able to telephone the tenth floor to warn them about the fire, but the factory on the ninth floor where these women and girls labored had no such communication and such warning.
The factory owners were criminally charged with manslaughter for actions that contributed to the mass deaths but acquitted. However, this tragedy led to mass sympathy to the labor movement, and unions spurred on safety regulations that passed in New York state and eventually the entire country, and activists were able to reduce child labor in the process.
This tragedy is a reminder that has been forgotten in the 110 years since: every safety regulation-- every scrap of paperwork contributing to the hundreds of pages of red tape people like to complain about--every word of it was written in the blood of a laborer.
111th anniversary
They were discouraged from breaks because they were actively trying to unionize, and bosses felt that keeping them from unsupervised contact would prevent them from joining the garment workers' union.
This is why unions are important. This is why today, right now, the biggest companies in America are trying to squash unionization of their laborers and why those workers are fighting so hard to unionize.
@tikkunolamorgtfo did a great write-up a few years ago about the aftermath of the Triangle Shirtwaist fire, and I highly recommend reading it (and anything else you can about the fire). It is painfully relevant still and it's incredibly important women's, Jewish, immigrants', and workers' history.
16-year-old Danny Phantom (member of the Justice League Dark) approaches 25-year-old Red Robin.
Danny: Would you like to go on a date?
Tim: I'm sorry, you flatter me, but I think you're too young for me.
Danny: Sorry for the confusion, it wasn't a date with me, but with my gentleman.
Tim: your knight?
Danny: Yes! Technically, he's an adult, so there wouldn't be any problems!
Tim: Technically? How old is he?
Danny: Um... How old is Halloween?
Tim: ...
Danny: Look, I know it's weird, but he's been alone for a long time, and he really loves the way you psychologically terrorize your criminals and how cool you look doing it!
Tim: um...
Danny: And if you don't like it, you'll have a favor from me, you can ask me for anything.
Tim: Whatever I want?
Danny: Whatever you want.
Tim: Deal.
Danny: Great! Fright Knight will come looking for you tomorrow night! Good luck, bye!
Danny disappears.
Jason, who observed the entire interaction: Tim... Did you really just agree to go on a date with a guy who's over three thousand years old?
Tim: Sure, you heard Danny, the guy hasn't been on a date in a long time. I'll get that favor from the king of infinite kingdoms by the end of the night, you'll see.
After the date with Fright Knight.
Tim enters the Batcave: ...
Jason: How did your date go? How bad was it?
Tim: I have two pieces of news, one good and one bad. Which would you like to hear first?
Jason: The bad new?
Tim: I won't be able to get that favor from Danny.
Jason: And the good new?
Tim: I got a boyfriend
Short DPXDC Prompts #1008
Danny has been virtually taking classes at Gotham University for the past two years now. With the ridiculous amount of labs he has to do he decides to go in person classes. Now, freshly moved into a Gotham apartment, a new page of his life is underway.
“So,” Dick’s voice crackles over the phone. One would think that being both a superhero and the son of a billionaire their phones would work better, but Jason ALSO knows that Dick is literally at the watchtower and that sometimes fucks up the line, “How was your first week?”
“If I asked to you put me out of my misery…?”
Dick cackles and Jason can just imagine him clapping a hand to his chest as he laughs, “Little Wing, you were the one that said you wanted to go back to school.”
“For a GED,” Jason tucks his cell between his ear and shoulder as he tries to shove one more text book into his bag, “I said nothing about college or university.” He sighs and zips his bag, finally ready to leave, “Besides, I already have a job.”
“You can’t be a crime lord forever Jay,” Dick huffs out a little laugh, “And like hell were you gonna look Agent A in the face and say ‘No Alfie, I don’t want to go to university now that I can’.”
Jason’s shoulders slump and he sighs, making his way down the mostly empty hallway. “I mean. He didn’t have to bring it up.”
Jason is well aware that he wanted to continue his education, and had been vocal since hems been twelve about getting a masters degree in English Lit.
He hadn’t expected Alfred to remember that though.
Or Bruce to pay for it.
But. Well. They are family.
“Hey, dude,” someone taps him on the shoulder and Jason spins sharply, startled and defensive. He hadn’t heard anyone come up behind him, how did someone get close enough to him to touch him without him noticing?
“What the fuck!?”
The smaller man leaned back a little, his eyebrows raising even as he held out Jason’s ebook, “You forgot this in the classroom.”
Jason blinks twice, glancing down at the ebook, back up to the man’s face, then to the ebook again. He grimaces and finally takes the ebook with a roll of his eyes, “Thanks.”
“No problem,” the man grins and Jason has to blink again, staring. That is the most beautiful smile he’s ever seen in his life. The man waits for a moment, but Jason is too stuck dumb to remember to say anything. “Well. Okay. Well, I gotta get going.” He shuffles his feet - completely silently - and turns to leave.
He manages two steps before Jason blurts out, “Can I take you out for coffee?”
He stops and looks over his shoulder at Jason. Jason bites the inside of his lip, nervous for the first time in a long time.
“You don’t even know my name.”
“I’m a pretty good detective,” Jason grins, “I may not now it now, but I bet I can find it.”
The other man lights up and his laugh feels like a chilly breeze over the back of Jason’s neck. “Tell you what, hot shot,” he winks at Jason, “You come find me after classes today and tell me my name and I’ll let you take me out for that coffee.”
Dazed, Jason nods, “Deal.”
He watches the man go and nearly jumps when Dick cackles like a fucking hyena in his ear.
“You better,” Dick says though his hysterical laughter, “Get to work on finding the dude’s name, Little Wing.” Dick calms a little and says, “Time for the romance questline, huh?” And Jason hangs up on him.
He could do a basic search of the university students with perimeters, but that feels like a cop out.
And he wants to impress the guy.
"So did you find out my name?"
"I did, Daniel." At the face the other made, Jason chuckled. "Thought so. Do you prefer Dan? Danny?"
"Danny please. Dan is my brother."
"Wait, you have a brother called Dan and you're Danny?" Jason laughed as they moved towards the cafe just off campus.
"Hmm hmm. Let's just say creativity with names wasn't my family's forte."
Jason thought back to all the gadgets in the cave. Batmobile, Batcomputer, batarangs... "I think I can sympathize."
"Really hot stuff?" Jason startles, both at the compliment and at the realisation that Danny obviously doesn't know his name. He grins over at the slight man next to him, and grins wider when he sees his eyes dilate a bit.
Ooh! I imagine Jason then half-teasingly says "I found out your name on my own. Surely you could figure out mine~." (Only half teasing because he's Jason Freaking Todd-Wayne. It would frankly be more surprising if Danny couldn't figure it out.)
And Danny responds, "Bet," with a confident smirk that has Jason feeling things. He just can't help but grin back.
They go on their coffee date and Jason orders under Hot-Shot. Pays in cash from a clip in his jacket so Danny can't catch his name off any cards. Danny's slight pout at that is adorable. He almost caves right there and tells him. But then Danny shakes the pout off and there's that grin again plus a determined glint. Jason spends enough time with Tim to know what a man rising to the challenge and loving it looks like.
It's a really fun date chatting with and occasionally teasing Danny. By the end of it, Danny tells him he needs some time to do his detective work. Jason had most of the day to find Danny's name, it's only fair. So obviously they'll need to meet up again to see if Danny succeeded or not. Say, tomorrow before class? Yes, that sounds fair.
. . .
Jason comes back to the coffee shop feeling light and happy. But then he sees Danny there, looking fidgety and flighty. Oh. Did he find out Jason's a Wayne and it freaked him out? Jason's heart sinks. Danny asks to take their talk somewhere more private. Jason obliges easily. It's sweet that Danny is trying to be discreet with what is obviously about to be a rejection.
They get their coffee and leave, heading towards campus but ducking into an alley about halfway there. They're alone, but Danny still casts a furtive glance around. Something about the way Danny flicks his gaze around tickles at the back of Jason's brain. There's something familiar in the action. Then those pretty eyes turn on Jason with an intensity that stalls his thoughts.
When Danny speaks, the sound is low. It carries no further than the short couple of feet between them. There's an obvious attempt at levity, but the words shake with nerves. Their content is a shock of ice straight down Jason's spine.
"So... do you prefer Red or Hood or Avenging Knight?"
Ice made it's way down Jason's spine, but he forced a laugh. "What are you talking about?"
Danny just raised one eyebrow at him. "There's no secrets among the dead. And the other ghosts won't stop singing your praises, Sir Knight."
"Dead? Ghosts?" Jason laughed even as he could feel the green tinging the edges of his vision. He took a step back, then another. "Look, maybe this was a mistake."
Danny sighed and rubbed a hand through his hair. "Fuck, if only Jazz was here. It's okay. I'm dead, too. Died when I was fourteen." He looked around shiftily again and retreated further into the alley.
Jason was debating whether to run or follow when there was a flash of light and Danny changed. Where his classmate had been standing now floated a man with white hair that seemed to move in a non-existent breeze in a black-and-white jumpsuit.
His hand immediately went to the spot where he had a hidden gun. "What the fuck?"
"I'm Phantom. But I really do prefer Danny. Half-dead, half-alive. And you're the Avenging Knight to the ghosts, Red Hood to the living. They all sing your praises, you know. You've really made an impression on the dead of this city."
watching tony stark create a legion of murder robots to cope with his ptsd: men will do anything but go to theraphy smh
早上的第一杯咖啡当然要叫外卖啦!
my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww
Every night i scroll for hours, waiting for the post that sends me into hysterics so i may fall asleep. thank you, goodnight
I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it
earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away
Rhodey, when suddenly 14 year old Tony sat in his dorm and he's already filling out the form to change rooms, but then he'd be coming to a halt, like- "no, fate wanted this" and then they become besties