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@angelicamustang
[𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥'𝐬 𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞]
A finished vergil for tuesday yepyep also what is that sketch i don't remember it looking THAT bad......
Someone teach him how to properly eat a burger pls.... The sauce went flying
I fear that did something to my brain... Thanks
Some time after the events of the Immortal Alliance Conference:
Shen Qingqiu: *on his fifth cup of coffee*
Yue Qingyuan: Shidi, don't you think you've been drinking too much coffee lately?
Shen Qingqiu: More espresso, less depresso.
Hua Cheng is like the "Bruno" of the Heavenly Realm 😂
Kidnapper: We have your diciple.
Shen Qingqiu: *Looking at Luo Binghe and the others* No you don't.
Kidnapper: So who told us he wanted orange juice and no crusts on his sandwich?
Shen Qingqiu:*sharp inhale* That is Shang Qinghua...... KEEP HIM.
Shen Qingqiu when the system deducts b-points:
Airplane:*walks into room*
Shen Yuan: *Pointing at Airplane*
Shen Yuan: And here it isss, my 13th fucking reason!
Shen Yuan: *holding bread at the sides of Airplane's face*
Shen Yuan: WHAT ARE YOU?!
Airplane:*sobbing* An idiot sandwich
If Luo Binghe was Joe from YOU:
Luo Binghe:*spying on Shen Qingqiu in Jinlan City* Look at you..... Paying attention to everyone who isn't me.... You don't know any better..... It doesn't make sense..... You should look only at me...... Shizun should only see me..... I WILL make it so that Shizun will only see me....
Shen Qingqiu after reuniting with Luo Binghe in Jinlan City:
Lan Xichen: Are you dating my brother?
Wei Wuxian:*sweating* Noo, where'd you hear that....?
Lan Xichen:*turning around and walking away* Hmmm, okay.
Lan Xichen: * stopping without turning* By the way, what is that sweet thing that bees make?
Wei Wuxian: Honey?
Lan Wangji: Wei Ying?
Lan Xichen:*turning around, smiling* Don't ever lie to me again, okay?
Jiang Cheng: *taking a selfie with Wei Wuxian drowning in the background*
Jiang Yanli: A-Xian is drowning!
Jiang Cheng: This ain't about him.
Liu Qingge: *drunk and singing* You know I can treat you better than he caan~
Shen Qingqiu: AIRPLANE!!!
Yue Qingyuan: All women are Queens!
Liu Qingge: If she breathes, she's a THOT!
Shen Qingqiu:*stubs toe*FUCK ME!
Luo Binghe*pops out of nowhere*: Yes Shizun.
Shen Qingqiu: Wait....NO!
Shen Qingqiu: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Luo Binghe: What if it bites me and it dies?
Ming Fan: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Binghe, learn to listen.
Luo Binghe: What if it bites itself and I die?
Ning Yingying: It’s voodoo.
Luo Binghe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Shen Qingqiu: That’s correlation, not causation.
Luo Binghe: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Shang Qinghua*chimes in with finger guns*: That’s kinky
Shen Qingqiu: *face palms* Oh my god
