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we-love-gaming

Will u join the challenge?

wereralph

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of?

wereralph

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid

heraldofultimateness

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

wereralph

four of course because it’s my lucky number

heraldofultimateness

Good cause that’s your IQ

wereralph

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

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kiivg

.oughouhhughuouhuoghhh forgotten how to draw again.

kiivg

coolsaddad-blog

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

feels-for-the-fictional

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

marzipanandminutiae

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

ineptshieldmaid

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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squeeful

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

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auntymurda

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

thememedaddy

dragon-in-a-fez

I understand WHY, ethically and practically, you can't just keep whatever animal you want as a pet, but I also think that I, personally, should be allowed to adopt a colossal squid

dragon-in-a-fez

I'm glad you asked! it is easier to relocate a human than to relocate a colossal squid, so the plan is for me to walk into the ocean and never be seen again

antirpg

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

ofide

good lord

lifeofcynch

ghostaquarius

normal-horoscopes

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

vonlipvig

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

xek-xek

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

arirna

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

esoanem

judgejudyofficial

topical :/

goldcrescent

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

animefacialrecognitionsoftware01

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

kowsheennya

shower-thoughts-last-responder

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aceal0tl

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

danielkanhai

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.

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simplyfurnituredirect

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

a-tired--ghost

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snowkissedmonsters

I think people no longer understand that "viewer discretion is advised" does not mean "vaguely bad content ahead," it means View At Your Own Discretion. As in, if you see the content going in a direction that is unsuitable for you in any way, it is your responsibility to stop viewing. Don't blame creators for your failure to listen to your own warning signs. Nobody is forcing you to finish the episode, the chapter, the sentence. That's all you.