Shire Purgatory | Gandalf's Hobbit Agenda Masterlist
Introduction
Setup
Backstory: Esoteric Origin | Cultivation
Meeting Samwise. (Twice)

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Shire Purgatory | Gandalf's Hobbit Agenda Masterlist
Introduction
Setup
Backstory: Esoteric Origin | Cultivation
Meeting Samwise. (Twice)
Some Anti-AI banners i made, anyone is free to use them, no credit necessary. Light mode and Dark mode versions.
Art and writing and people’s rights need to be protected, and AI has been used already to steal, plagiarize, and be used to threaten people using deepfakes.
As an artist and a writer, it’s an insult to my craft to see AI “works” along side mine.
Like i said, anyone is welcome to save/put these banners on their blog, or on posts, please just reblog this if you do.
RIP Romance, you would’ve loved WAP by Cardi B and Megan thee stallion.
Not only should it be law that anything AI generated on the internet should be labelled as such but every website, app, and digital service should have a button I can click that removes any AI from my interactions with that site/service. I don't want your AI assistant I don't want your AI-generated ad copy I don't want this insidious little thing that has crept into so much of the internet that I can be using it without even realising or knowing. If you couldn't be bothered to have a human make it I can't be bothered to look at it sorry bye
No Google, I don't want your ais help in finding things. Its hard enough trusting you.
Idea for part 2 of The Cat: Our cat gets sick and needs to be gently cared after for a few days so the saja boy we’re with takes it upon himself to nurse kitty back to health doing more than required- hand feeding kitty, warming hot water bottles up in the microwave and wrapping the cat in a purrito, carrying the cat around and lifting it to places where it wants to go instead of letting it jump, etc.
YOUR CAT GETS SICK
finally part 3!!! I'm happy that I got to write 3 parts🤗LET ME KNOW IF YOU'D LIKE ME TO WRITE PART 4!
I'm not og anon but I have an idea for part 2 of our beloved cat dads 👉👈
How would they react to getting the kitty harness trained so they can finally bring it out with them?
So many options! Regular lead? Bubble backpack? Handbag? Wagon cart? Buggy? 😆
KITTY HARNESS
I WILL ALSO HAVE A PART 3 FOR THIS SO DON'T WORRY ANON WHO REQUESTED SICK CATS!!!🤣🤣☺️☺️❤️❤️
This might be a really random take, but I love the way you write each of the guys and the personalities they have, so could I request in whatever format you feel fit how each Saja Boy separately would be in the whole "Dad hating pet but suddenly/secretly they're BFFs" trope? Thanks in advance if you choose to write it! ❤️
HE PRETENDS TO HATE YOUR PET (cats edition)
This might be my favorite one yet🤗❤️🩹 IT WAS SO AMAZING TO WRITE, I'D LOVE TO MAKE A PART 2 WITH THOSE CATS, PLEASE SOMEONE COME UP WITH A REQUEST FOR PART 2
I can always write the same request for a different pet, different animal, I chose cats just because I love them the most, but I'm open to other pets as well ❤️🩹
HUNTR/X + SAJA BOYS WALK IN ON YOU MAKING FIGURINES OF THEM KISS (separate)
This is just something silly I came up with while goofing around with friends.
Crack, fangirling, unserious. Can be read as platonic or not. No use of Y/N.
A silly creation story
There once was a humble farmer who grew the world from a seed.
Listen my children to the story of how the world came to be.
Ancient magic flows through your veins and in the earth beneath your feet.
Those who refuse to learn are destined to repeat.
The neighbors watched this new life form and mocking soon gave way
To curiosity as the shadows lengthened through the day.
The farmer tended the seed diligently, but not daily. While it still needed regular care, it seemed to undergo the most growth when it was left to its own devices before eventually leveling off and requiring more pruning.
The neighbors continued to watch.
The plant became a focal point in the garden, the shoots traveling outwards in search of the far borders before ever filling in.
The light and shadow falling through the branches showed strange shapes that seemed to shift independently of the sun’s steady movement across the sky.
It became too much work for one person alone.
The farmer asked for assistance from two of the children nearby.
A girl and a boy, meant to share equally in the fruits of their labor and the pains of toil.
Garden king and garden queen, titles that meant nothing outside the yard and everything within.
The girl announced her new title with a cheerful laugh to anybody who asked.
The boy humbly declined the crown but pledged his service with a gleam in his eye.
The girl and the boy made quick work of the chaos, shaping the plant to artfully curl and twist, nudging the new growths out of the path of strangling itself.
Having found the edges of the land plot, the shoots refocused their efforts skywards, as well as deep below the ground. People were beginning to take interest.
The creatures in the plant spoke to them. They carelessly spoke back.
The plant continued to grow, and the two children with it. The girl once asked if they were starting to resemble the plant from all the time in the garden, or if the plant was growing to resemble them.
The boy shrugged and embraced the change with open arms. The more he gave himself over to the vines, the more he could control the direction they traveled.
Push the growth of the body to its limit for an entire day, or pull one singular branch into the tightest coil.
He didn’t want to be a monarch, he wanted to be a god.
But gods are only as powerful as their believers.
When the creatures decided they had no use for a god they tore his wings from his back, piece by piece, until he was no more.
The girl watched in silence and did not return to the garden.
Many who had never shown interest before appeared and tried to fill the space left. Public servants and would-be conquerors alike came forth from both those whose plots were now overtaken by the unruly growths and the creatures grown by the plant itself.
Some succeeded for longer than others, but they all got dragged back down in their own time. Altruistic motives or a grab for power, it mattered not. All were to be eaten by the tree.
The farmer tried to reassert themselves as the enforcer of natural order, but it was too late. With one final tug on the stem, the plant came loose, roots and all, and as it came free the branches spread and engulfed their world entirely.
And that, my children, is why we feast, and never forget.
Princess Leandre of Westerlin
Royal Affairs MC
Relationships:
Asher Garnett
Leandre loves and has loved many people. She has a big heart. Asher is one of the few people she can trust.
Laurie Beaumont
Finds their abrasiveness irritating. Forget “you speak this way to a princess”, you speak like that to a human being?
Can’t ever imagine wanting to work that much. Fully expects for them to keel over from stress any day now.
Dominique de Saint Martel
Has a major soft spot for them. Tries to be stern and guide them in the right direction. Protective, some would say overly so. They remind her of her little brother Oliver in many ways.
Hyacinthe Van Clare
Was unsure at first, finding her fawning to be somewhat overwhelming, but quickly pushed past the surface dynamic and forged a close bond. Would move heaven and earth for her.
Javi del Quiros
Trying to kill them with kindness. Hopes if she smiles brightly enough at them they’ll get a nosebleed.
Estell Trevelyan
Would never be able to romance them due to them sharing a name with her mother. Agrees with universal suffrage, hates their methods.
Coffeebean
Loves this bird and is very affectionate with her, but never lets her forget who’s in charge.
Leandre is often represented by a sparrow and Coffeebean is a sparrow hawk the symbolism do you see the symbolism
Queen Estell III of Westerlin
It’s complicated.
If asked, Leandre’s most oft-used quote is “of course I love her, she’s my mother after all.”
Princess Josiane
Generally sees her as an equal despite the age difference. They share a similar sense of justice. They used to be closer in their younger years, but time has caused them to drift apart.
Prince Oliver
No matter how old or tall he may get, he will always be her baby brother. She dotes on him and while Oliver finds it quite embarrassing at times, he doesn’t hesitate to take advantage of that fact when he can.
That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
Picture of her from the USA Today
Ohhhhh she is one of nature’s most successful predators known for taking down animals EASILY ten times her size and could take me out like a Taco Bell burrito and all I wanna do is smootch her lil bitty faaaaace jjuigfhdtgdgvtuhfhftbyjghfdyk
The big headline made it momentarily seem as though this cat was prowling the streets of Texas once more and wreaking absolute havoc with that cute little face and amazing hunting skills
*points* I know her!
She recently moved to Cameron Park Zoo in Waco, which just opened a brand new exhibit called Penguin Shores. It houses a group of African rock penguins (including queer icons Sprocket and Thumper),,,,,,,,,,, and Gaia! It is the penguins-and-Gaia section of the park!
Actually getting to see Gaia has been really rare. She likes to hide! Also, for the first few weeks that the exhibit was open, they didn't have signage up about her so everyone who saw her and didn't know about African Black-footed cats had to be like,,,,,,, "A housecat? A domestic shorthair??? A dark tabby of the variety that can be found in any human home????"
They've gotten that taken care of now, though, so everyone who sees her can read about how she's a killing machine!
Obligatory Gaia picture from the one time I DID get to see her:
REALLY…HIM?
☆彡 in which professor trein judges your relationship with the NRC boys
NRC boys x Reader (minus Ortho)
Word Counter: 3K
Warnings: Reader is Prefect, Trein is your father figure, established relationship, possible OOC
A/N: life’s getting pretty hectic so i’m sorry if my upload schedule slows down. i hope you enjoy :>
ace trappola
Can’t say he’s surprised, just disappointed. It makes sense; he was one of your first friends. However, that doesn’t make him any less troublesome. Despite being a first-year, Ace is one of the biggest slackers and troublemakers on campus— much to Trein’s dismay. His main worry is that Ace will poorly influence you. He’s already seeing it with the two of you getting a crazy amount of detentions and scoldings for unthinkable reasons. You’ve got it rough already being from another world, you don’t need a devil on your shoulder convincing you to get into all kinds of trouble. It’s a real shame said devil is your boyfriend. He’ll allow the relationship and all will seem swell. Little do you know that he pulled Ace aside and had a long chat.
if you’re wondering why I’m having to repost this, or why you were perhaps previously following me but no longer are, please refer to this post. I was able to retrieve this thanks to the very lovely friends who have relentlessly sifted through tumblr archives to recover them, thank you all so much!! ♡
LOTR Characters - Falling Asleep With Him
Lotr recap
hi!! hope you’re doing well!
i was wanting to request a oneshot or headcannons for frodo x reader! maybe like a cute picnic date or something domestic like a wedding day or marriage oneshot! i think that would be so cute! just something super fluffy, where frodo might be super nervous or shy at first but with a happy ending!
sorry if that’s not specific enough, you can always message me for more input if you want! thank you so much i can’t wait to read! <3
This is so cute! Sorry it took so long, I tried to write this as a oneshot but my little smooth brain didn’t like that so I switched to a headcanon as I’m just not confident enough with my writing yet for a more thought out story
Picnic date w/ Frodo
-He has no problem telling Sam to ask Rosie out, but becomes so shy the second the tables get turned on him
-You guys have probably been friends for a long time, Merry and Pippin totally try and play matchmaker
-I think when he finally does ask you out, you aren’t even sure if it’s a date or not
-So flustered when you ask for clarification
-“Well I figured like a date….but it doesn’t have to be, you know…whatever you want…” “Then it’s a date!”
This is still one of the best male outfits they’ve made to this day.
Walk walk fashion baby
"PR VATICAN" dress (Crown Jewels collection) by KIM KASSAS COUTURE: A modified high low dress made of Duchess Satin with crown jewel embroidery details on the bodice and a structured design skirt.