Houoin Kyoma for real

Arkady // they/them // angry artist // intersex and nonbinary // used to be cancerous rodent

[conarcoin]

resources for staying safe online

always important, but i feel like especially recently. particularly stuff that’s a bit more than just the usual “don’t post personal info”

feel free to share this post on twitter or anywhere else, staying safe is important

justdeleteme.xyz - direct links to delete accounts

how a photo’s hidden exif data exposes your personal information

have i been pwned? - check if your accounts have been compromised in a data breach. CHANGE ANY ACCOUNT THAT USES THE SAME EMAIL AND PASSWORD

online harassment field manual

form for removing personal information from google (for the eu), see also: “remove your personal information from google”

extreme privacy: what it takes to disappear (personal data removal workbook)

filter lists for ublock origin, and more

restore privacy - online privacy resources center

privacytools.io

online spyware watchdog

how secure is your password?

defensive computing checklist

cloudflare dns

non-technical tips on staying anonymous

webrtc leak shield - chrome, firefox

web safety tutorials by the electronic frontier foundation

crash override network - resources for victims of doxing and online harassment

[conarcoin]

note: very slightly updated, reblog this version instead

[left-reminders]

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[inkyrainstorms]

Yay

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

[cassieisinthebasementt]

[creature-adjacent]

[tired-shipper]

who ruined it

[youngjusticerulez]

dw i fixed it

[tockthewatchdog]

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

[invertprivileges]

checks out, thank you melanie

[seaniepop]

happy "die mad about it" day to those who celebrate

[weirdgirlvampire]

again and again and again and again

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[murmurlilies]

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

[thatonephoebe-deactivated202603]

I'm putting together a team

[lovertm]

pins by Abprallen

[tjalexandernyc]

it's not toxic positivity to say "humankind has the capacity to do good when you least expect it" it's not naive to say "make room for joy or else it will fucking body you when it comes" and it's not stupid to say "I believe we will win." are you going to lay in a ditch for the rest of your life, darling?

[bodhi-devotee]

kindness is defiance kindness is defiance kindness is defiance kindness is defiance my hope is not because i don’t see all the evil it’s in spite of it

[antarcticconfessions-deactivate]

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.

The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.

[number1wifemisser]

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

[redmegarex]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧

[dailyquests]

Turn Friends into Transgender (0/50).

[homunculus-argument]

I know that I'll certainly never be someone they'd build a memorial for, but if I could get one, I'd like to get one of those park bench statues that are sitting on the bench. Specifically of me sitting casually looking towards the other seat at an angle, looking intrigued with a "surprised but not disappointed" kind of a look on my face. Kind of a "huh, won't you look at that."

I want that specifically so people can make it a meme to post pictures of themselves showing me stuff. Like memes off their phone.

Or maybe things that they are proud of but don't have anyone else to show them to. Like your school graduation papers, this cool knitting project you finally finished, your baby who's never going to see their grandparents.

And I also want a clause that they will absolutely fucking never put those anti-homeless things of any kind on my damn bench. So if there's ever someone who's got nobody else to keep them company, they can at least spend the night with me.

[genericbrandshrooms]

This is so sweet! When I started reading it I thought you were gonna use the bench statue to look at people's crotches.

[homunculus-argument]

Some people are 100% gonna flash their tits or bits at it but everything's allowed for as long as nobody gets hurt and the cops won't catch you.

[un-monstre]

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

[un-monstre]

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

[jimmythejiver]

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

i mean. this is what the tradwife propaganda is selling isnt it? they want women back in the kitchens, back in the laundry rooms, back in unpaid home labor.

because they want you too tired from a day's work to think about things like rights and wages or equality.

people dont talk about doing things "the traditional way" when it comes to "mens work" like power tools and lawn mowers, its only ever the things women are expected to do.

and if women are expected to perform long hard labor unassisted by technology again, they wont have time to protest or vote or organize. If they're taught from a young age that this is the best way, they won't have the energy to question it.

theres a reason the invention of the washing machine coincides with the beginning of women's rights movements. the men in power are trying to walk it back.

[fallingtowers]

your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.

[catgirlforeskin]

oh that's why this was on my sidewalk

[hiveswap]

I dislike that google translate picks up idegroham as nervous breakdown because that is 100% not what that means

[laughing-instead-of-crying]

what does it mean please educate us

[hiveswap]

It's like when you get pissed the fuck off and snap

[hiveswap]

Related: this is under no circumstances what i wanted to say

[hiveswap]

It means neurotic little shit

[taurzza]

commission for @faintedincoils