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Just a lil guy, y'know? "May the stars guide your path" Commissions open!

[tj99er]

Necrodancer Yuri!!

(Commission I got from @arrowiish )

[arrowiish]

First Comms! :]

Hihi!!! This is my first time actively doin' commissions :] Lemme know if you're interested! (@arrowish on discord) Thank you! <3

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[swifty-the-rake-deadblog]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that's fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

..... are you talking about Doordash???

[destiel-is-canon-what]

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

[dear-ao3]

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

[katherynefromphilly]

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

[dear-ao3]

stop i do not want to think about this 

[joyflameball]

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

[dear-ao3]

[forensicrodentfool]

Everyone on this post:

[sith-shenanigans]

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

[jmercedesd]

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

[dear-ao3]

[callme-corpse-septiceye]

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

[dear-ao3]

[paulblartinum]

isn't delaware the god of the sea

[dear-ao3]

[robbietherat]

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

[dear-ao3]

[lordechostan]

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

[kiwikipedia]

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

[dear-ao3]

what have i created

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

[dear-ao3]

this post has only existed for 8 days. 

[salemruinseverything]

happy one month birthday

[just-brain-thoughts]

This is just the “no odd number have the letter e”post

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

it’s ALL odd numbers have “e” silly!

(odd numbers end in the digits 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 (one, three, five, seven, nine) and the only ones for which the word version doesn’t end in those words are/end in eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeen, nineteen. I will NOT elaborate or defend this lest this post become another. ur free to do this yourselves if you want tho)

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean no even numbers end with 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9

[ainosukes-sadism]

oh no please dont make another number discourse im still reeling from the last one

[irenethehotdog]

What about infinity, if it's infinite the technically at one point as it goes on forever it does end in in either 1,3,5,7, or 9 but because it's infinite it's neither even nor odd. Yes? No? Idk I'm drunk

[dear-ao3]

this was posted exactly one month ago to the minute. 87k notes.

[goldenzingy46]

@dear-ao3​ do you need a hug

[dear-ao3]

yes

[mysnis]

What a chaotic energy and turn of events.

[ur-favorite-queer-queen]

Almost woke my sister up when reading this, laughed way too hard

[dear-ao3]

here, for all you fuckers asking, this is the damn delaware post

[thatswagcowboy]

the fucking dream team fandom is so fucking toxic and i’ve been in melanie martinez’s and tøp’s fandoms and this is as toxic both of theirs. y’all cannot be stans if you fucking dox dream, respect the mans privacy, every week it’s something new poor dude can’t catch a fucking break, some things i understand like the ‘war cry’ but others are just dumb, let him live, like he’s said he’s one guy versus thousands of us. and this isn’t babying dream it’s a fucking call out, you’re not a stan if you do this fucked up toxic shit.

edit: i love the dream team and i’m very active on my twitter, so please don’t think i’m trying to bash the community, every fandom has its faults and hopefully like melanie martinez’s and tøp’s fandoms we can grow and mature to the point where we don’t have to ‘cancel’ dream every week. sending love, peace out.

[fuckyeahdrugpolicy]

[justice4mikebrown]

Download and learn more about the app here.

[imoverallofit]

BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

[lividlovers]

This is so fucking amazing!

Some solutions may seem so small but this is a greater impact.

[hate-police]

BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUYS

[2lf]

REBLOG AND DOWNLOAD APP

[dinah-myles]

@yenneferofvengerbergg Look, Darling, maybe this will help you understand the importance of the matter.

[enbundad]

IMPORTANT NOTE: the app link in the article is for the California one.

There’s one for every state.

(From the looks of it, I haven’t looked to see if there’s 50 apps.)

[Edit: nope. There’s not one for every state.]

States with apps: California, Pennsylvania, Oregon, Michigan, North Carolina, Virginia, Georgia, New Jersey, Colorado, Missouri, Minnesota, Arizona, Maryland, Oklahoma, Mississippi, New Mexico, DC, Nebraska

[purplelittlemermaid]

Reblogging because it’s still a greaaaat idea.

[polyamorouspunk]

Reblog this if you’re polyamorous, searching for a cryptid, trying to communicate with demons, willing to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, really want more tattoos/piercings, or just really love nonbinary people.

No one will ever know which one 👀

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[novacainesart]

I have waited for this duck for 5000 years I’m gonna cri :]

[top7879]

@duplicitywrites @alkhale @spideyfoof

[alkhale]

@xeveningx @jngsjngs @lotuslys

quack quack time to create bitches

[chais-chaos-corner]

Anxiety 1000

[astralspices]

duck of creativity *offers fish * please help me

[ashchrome-archive]

Reblogging for the duck god

[shrink-till-skinny]

❗️‼️ PSA: INFO IN THIS PIC IS FALSE ‼️❗️

Well, very misleading, at least.

‼️REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES‼️ ‼️DO NOT DELETE THIS TEXT‼️ ‼️THIS PIC IS DANGEROUS WITHOUT IT‼️

You can die from cardiac arrest at ANY BMI. Obese, overweight, normal, underweight, AND severely underweight. ANY weight.

Do you know how many eating disorder sufferers, who outwardly appear fine, DIE from going into cardiac arrest? A LOT.

Here’s one thing, for example. Ever heard of electrolytes? You know, stuff like potassium? Sodium? Calcium? Magnesium? Yeah. Your heart relies on a certain balance of electrolytes to function properly. If the levels are too low, or high, it can throw off the electrical impulses within the heart and cause arrhythmias, AKA you can DIE.

One reason why staying hydrated is so important! Dehydration messes up your electrolytes! Working out… Not eating/drinking enough… PURGING… All contribute to dehydration. (With that being said, don’t drink too much water either, as that messes with levels too.)

Simply google something like “eating disorders and cardiac arrest” and read that shit.

No matter what size you are, if you have an eating disorder, you are NOT protected from death.

I repeat…

NO MATTER WHAT SIZE YOU ARE, IF YOU HAVE AN EATING DISORDER, YOU ARE NOT PROTECTED FROM DEATH!!!

“If you want to stay alive, stay over 15.” ??? Give me a damn break. How about this— if you want to stay alive, get HELP before it’s too late!

PLEASE SEEK HELP IF YOU HAVE ONE, OR IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE ONE.

‼️REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES‼️ ‼️DO NOT DELETE THIS TEXT‼️ ‼️THIS PIC IS DANGEROUS WITHOUT IT‼️

Since some people are being so goddamn annoying and think I don’t understand that being severely underweight dramatically increases the chances of this happening— MY POINT IS THAT THE POST IMPLIES YOU ARE NOT IN DANGER UNTIL YOU’RE THAT THIN

[thatsagoodonebutitstaken3]

This!! Eating disorders do not discriminate and can kill at any size!!

[whenyoureskinny]

Pretty sure I’ve posted this before but have it again

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[kiiboi-v3-blog]

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

[theytrey]

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

[andiebeaword]

This is a movie that has stayed with me into adulthood. 🤞🏻

[downondilaudid-deactivated20241]

AHHH this was such a distant memory in my brain, took me like ten minutes to realize where I recognized her from!!!

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Forgive me.

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

only if you forgive me

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

His world now

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Oh sweet Jesus.

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

i am so sorry for this

[lochneddmonster]

Where the FUCK is he?

[demilypyro]

[zombie-renji]

If I had to see this, everyone who follows me has to too.

[memewitchery]

Here,

Take this or mobs’ll start spawning

[aquilacraft]

Reblog to mob-proof your blog

[bellaxiao]

[falconpunchyourmom]

Parallel Earth.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[thaebae]

I LOVE

[honey-pot-hobbies]

As a white person I feel obligated to reblog this because we need to see this sort of shit more especially in tv shows and stuff like that, will help the future children be less dickish

[the-blindwatcher]

^^ I agree

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[prospit-dreemurr]

MOTHER OF GOD

[t-temmy]

ARE YOU FUCKIN

[enoshiitma-deactivated20141017]

OH GOD ITS BACK

[thesylverlining]

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

[aquilacalvitium]

Oh my

Holy shit

Jesus christ

[official-aquarium-gravel]

lmaooooooooooooooooo

[the-real-slim-shady]

What the fuck did I just listen to

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

**in tears** A MASTERPIECE

[the-real-slim-shady]

I will literally never be the same again

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

You’ve clearly changed for the better after hearing it

[midnight-spectrum-again]

👀

[dying-by-fangirling-deactivated]

A m a r v e l

[jicah]

“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.

[nedoiko]

One of the most meaningfull things I did.

[sanderstalker]

See it all little guy

[invadermiz13]

See everything beyond the horizon to the stars itself

[arrowiish]

Come on- We need to help this lil guy

[avoiding-the-parentals-deactiva]

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

[nimurea]

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS UNFOLLOW ME IMMEDIATELY I SWEAR TO GOD

[childishsign]

\m/ ace and a supporter of all

[b00bconnoisseur]

Ace and a full supporter of everyone as well :)

[shetheysports]

Make that 3 aces and full supporters of all

[b00bconnoisseur]

@loraznerd @sadamericanorca @simongremory

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

I’m a bisexual and a supporter of all of ya

[cyberkagkouras]

I’m bi and ready to die for y'all ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[gayemo]

Trans and pan and i support yall

[zenstars]

Support all around

[danplanconfessions]

bi and ready to die

[arrowiish]

Trans Support! :]

[silkirose]

Science side of tumblr please tell me why

ain’t

nothing

but a

.*°•.h e a r t a c h e.•°*.

[bella-bella-strange]

TELL ME WHY

[silkirose]

ain’t

nothing

but a

.*°•. m i s t a k e .•°*.

[harringtonisadingus]

TELL ME WHY

[silkirose]

I never

wanna hear

you say

“I WANT IT THAT WAY”

[kennitto]

[coffee-obsessed-writer]

Always reblog

[deanbelievesincas]

Please stop and read this.

I’m doing a project on gay rights in today’s society.

So if you believe that same sex couples should be allowed to get married, please reblog this.

This would be a lot of help, thank you.