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How far into the development of agriculture do you think people got before someone made the first "good soil is like a good woman" -joke?
@domsdickey thank you for these tags. Really displays how much one's thoughts can be unwittingly shaped by their environment, it really didn't cross my mind that it'd just as well be women making these jokes.
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this shit is no joke. It took me a year of stretching at every possible opportunity to get rid of the pain
I'm known for making jokes on the internet but I'm actually a Sports Medicine person and all of this is very accurate if you're foot has plantar fascistic start small and do little stretches and it will help you. don't say'' how old you are'' or how late into the ailment you think you are and give up because you think You Are too far into it doing exercises always help
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Someone over on Discord asked, "I'm morbidly curious: How BAD is A Song of Ice and Fire in terms of the authenticity George claims it to be?"
My reply was straightforward:
The long and the short of it is that ASOIAF is basically a vehicle for GRRM to present both his rape fetish and his Hobbesian view on human nature and has less historical accuracy than Frozen or most other Disney movies.
That's actually a good way to think of it, now that I've said it--he's Family Unfriendly, they're Family Friendly, but both have the same relationship with History: just Pure Aesthetic with no consideration for how the worldbuilding would work.
@azureliongoddess, ha! I can see the confusion, and just in case anyone else is wondering, I'm referring specifically to Thomas Hobbes, English Philosopher who believed that the innate tendency of humanity is that of warlike brutality, with no compassion, kindness, or virtues beyond that of naked force and a desire for power and basically said that, without a strong state to enforce laws, well...
"In such condition, there is no place for Industry; because the fruit thereof is uncertain: and consequently no Culture of the Earth; no Navigation, nor use of the commodities that may be imported by Sea; no commodious Building; no Instruments of moving, and removing things as require much force; no Knowledge of the face of the Earth; no account of Time; no Arts; no Letters; no Society; and which is worst of all, continuall feare, and danger of violent death; And the life of man solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short."
The man lived through the English Civil War, which miiiiight have something to do with his extremely pessimistic views on how humans behave--and it is that same pessimistic outlook that I think infects GRRM. That, given half a chance at power, we'll destroy ourselves in an orgy of violence and brutality in squabbling over it. It's a constant theme of Martin's work--not just in ASOIAF, but in Tuf Voyaging and Wild Cards and more.
The whole idea of "seasons last many years so winter can be a long ways off but when it hits, an entire generation grows up in darkness and cold".... uh.
Let's ignore what it takes to make a planet do that, okay? Wave the Plot Wand and declare you've got the right rotation, distance from star, axial tilt, interference from ancient deities, etc. to make that happen. Fine.
The resulting flora & fauna would not look like earth plants and animals. You would not have "harvest season is 2 months out of every 12" if summer lasts for multiple years; there'd be no push for plants to get their seeds grown and ready to be in the ground in a couple of months. Plants could grow much more slowly - but they'd need a hibernation ability to survive winter, not just "they kinda go dormant for 12-ish weeks."
Animals would be even more affected. Years-long winter means you can't just scrounge for scraps, lose a bit of weight, and wait for spring. More omnivores, fewer herbivores, and a lot more long-term hibernators. Potentially, lots of "herbivore in summer; carnivore in winter" animals.
Potentially, a number of plants and animals that only thrive in winter and manage to go into deep hibernation or seed/egg stages during summer. Hey, they have less competition.
I don't even want to think how bugs would work. The mind boggles.
The resulting human cultures would not look like European middle-ages-ish cultures.
GRRM's cultures are European-esque factions thrown into a fantasy/scifi setting that is impossible to allow those political factions to form. There's endless weird handwaving past things like: why would people call it a "year" when it's been summer for seven of them? What do they use to mark "years" as we understand them?
Why would you even have four recognized seasons? If this were a colony world like Pern, then maybe there's an ancestral recognition of year-cycles with seasons, but if summer has always been 7-10 years long, why would you call that "summer?"
All of human culture - entertainment, travel, political machinations, city infrastructures, language, food, etc etc etc - is affected by Earth's cycles and seasons.
Martin makes a few changes here & there to deal with his extra-long seasons and pastes those into a fantasy-ish European backdrop with no attempt to make things consistent.
(And that is FINE. It's a fantasy story. You're supposed to be able to handwave past a lot of the implausible things - not worry about how widespread writing skills are and who the scribes are if there's no equivalent of a Catholic church with monk archivists; not worry about how they have certain metal tools but no printing press or guns; definitely don't think about the sword technology plz. Readers are allowed to say "hey I'm enjoying the story; it doesn't have to be realistic.") (Look, a whole generation lost their minds for teenagers who could waves sticks around and levitate tables.)
But. The fact that it doesn't need to be realistic to be good writing (...another debate we're shelving for now) does not mean it's "realistic" because the outfits resemble those in historical dramas.
Frozen has more realistic politics for its setting. More authentic technology. A more plausible culture.
Cosigning all of this. I think my favorite pithy takedown of it is, "ASOIAF is an ISO 9000 Standard Medieval Fantasy Setting in a world with cyclical ice ages." Which, well... doesn't work, for the reasons you just outlined.
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There is no reconciling the dynastic histories of the setting with the observed behavior of the nobility and those around them.
Like, lets imagine for a second it was even possible for a dynasty to outlast the IRL record holders, the Pandya and Chola dynasties, by a factor of three. Lets pretend that the nominally-monogamous structure of the Catholic-ish Standard Medieval Fantasy Setting would be capable of managing and exceeding the sorts of legitimate-issue birthrates that the explicitly polygamous cultures of the Pandya and Chola did.
The Freys are looked down on for being up-jumped merchants, because they have only been a noble house for... four centuries. Longer than the Romanovs. Its not just the Starks, Lannisters, Arryns, Greyjoys, and Durrandons, the former Royal Houses of Pre-Targaryen Westeros, whom are supposed to be fuck-off ancient. Its every damn family. The Tarbecks, the Boltons, the Harlaws, all of them.
In order for this to be conceivable, there’s got to be a deep cultural taboo about exactly what family has to rule where. In order for me to believe for an instant that the Starks didn’t just eradicate the Boltons two thousand years ago and hand their castle over to some second son’s cadet-dynasty, you need to convince me that doing so was unthinkable. Get-immediately-overthrown-for-angering-the-gods unthinkable. Not actually possible to do.
When they were down to the last Bolton for one reason or another? House Stark was either required to get involved in their enemy’s love-life, or else the Boltons should be extinct.
The primordial-dynasties are unrealistic to begin with, but you can either have it be conceivable to come up with a plausible and canon-compliant headcanon to resolve that or you can have your edgy, super-cool ultra-badasses going all Reality-Ensues on their enemies and wiping entire families without being immediately cut down by their own men. These things cannot coexist.
Normally, I’d probably be willing to drop it as an acceptable break from reality. But this is the setting that’s constantly jerking itself off about how realistic it is.
Literally no one in this thread has actually read the books or even watched the show and have only had details espoused to them third or fourth hand. Pretty much every detail here isn't just wrong, it's presented in the most innacurate bade faith interpretation possible.
No, I read the books, sorry. What details did we get wrong? The amount of historically inaccurate sexual violence? Or something else? If you're calling us all wrong, back it up!
Also read the books and this is all completely accurate, someone is just mad at it being called out.
I feel obligated to make @swindle94 even madder by pointing out that in a world with weather like ASOIAF, humans as we know them wouldn't exist.
Because humans evolved into humans due to the environmental factors on earth. Things like an entire decade of dark, freezing cold? That would literally drive humans-as-we-know-them bugshit before killing them. Being able to keep warm and fed isn't even the issue here--the issue is psychological. Many far-north cultures are observed to be more susceptible to things like depression and skin diseases caused by lack of vitamin D, and that's with only 3-5 months of darkness. Imagine 3-5 years (or more).
Likewise, the entire human reproductive tract just...wouldn't work in that setting. It's estimated that 50% of pregnancies end before the pregnant person even knows they're pregnant--basically the body goes "hm, bad timing" and reabsorbs the zygote or embryo. Things that can cause this include extreme stress both mental and physical, and poor diet. So you take bodies that are struggling and burning a ton of energy to stay warm and mobile and alive during this years-long winter; minds that are trying not to snap under the strain of darkness; and the diet of "whatever we could grow to survive during our summer," and do you know how many pregnancies are going to survive? Not fucking many. Quite a lot of otherwise-fertile people wouldn't even be able to conceive at all.
Let’s not forget that every description of the ongoing House wars repeatedly mentions how the land is being laid waste to, crops destroyed, peasants slaughtered for being in the way, etc.
No society that has to contend with decade-long winters would do that.
Anyway the whole thing is about as ‘realistic’ as Harry Potter once you strip away the gritty surface details. The whole thing with the Houses is just as overly simplistic and set in stone as the fucking Hogwarts Houses. Realistic? Buddy, Tolkein designed realistic societies and he was writing an unabashed high fantasy setting with elves and shit. GRRM needs to get over himself.
Just to throw in my two cents as a sci-fi/fantasy writer:
The problem is not the realism here. The problem is that the speculative elements aren't effectively serving the narrative.
Everyone keeps bringing up Tolkien and that's fine, GRRM was obviously inspired by Tolkien, but Tolkien wasn't exactly a paragon of realism, and, with good fantasy, realism isn't necessarily the goal. Sure, Middle Earth has a LOT of detail to it, but Tolkien was mostly just way more intentional with his speculative elements.
I could go on all day about Tolkien's magic and symbolism, but like. The primary ability of the Ring of Power is turning the wearer invisible. It fucking frees you from accountability. It's so simple, it's so elegant, of course it can do that. Isn't that the whole point of being all-powerful? So you don't have to answer to anyone else?
The Ring can do much more than that of course, Lord of the Rings has SO much to say about the nature of power, but that's the first thing the Ring promises you. Freedom from accountability. Everything else Tolkien has to say about power starts from there.
By contrast, the generations-long winters of Game of Thrones just...don't tie into what the rest of the story wants to be about. It's not that they CAN'T tie in, it's that the story seems largely disinterested in actually exploring the implications of having generations-long winters in a feudalist society or even thinking about how to use that particular plot element in an interesting way. I mean, when you get right down to it, the generations-long winter are just this looming inevitable apocalypse scenario that everyone can see coming, and no one's preparing for it because they're too busy squabbling amongst each other. Which, hey, that kinda sounds like the news sometimes. Maybe there's something worth talking about in there somewhere?
But hey, honestly, if you wanted to, you could totally have your generations-long winters and vaguely 15th-century feudalist political drama, too. It's not THAT hard, you just have to come up with a way for people to make food fast enough, some reasons why they still know how to do that after generations of winter, and, like, maybe a way for the main characters to un-fuck the situation so the story doesn't end with all the idiots slowly freezing and starving to death maybe. I mean, I guess you could just go with everyone freezing and starving to death too. That might be someone's idea of a satisfying ending, I don't know your life.
Instead, the generations-long winters are just kinda hovering in the background of a Tolkien-ish generic fantasy setting that also wants to be Gritty and Realistic and Historical and will accomplish this by being vaguely based off of the War of the Roses, and also by having a lot of sexual assault and violence. I guess. Also there are ice zombies. Which serve the same purpose as the generations long winter, in that they are a looming apocalypse scenario no one's addressing in favor of squabbling amongst each other, so really the ice zombies are redundant.
These ideas are cool, they CAN be interesting, but it's mostly a coat of paint. If you integrate them further into the world and take the time to really consider what it means for the people living there and the natural world around them, you can totally turn it into something cool. I just don't think GRRM is all that committed to doing that for you.
Also no one ever tries to claim that Tolkien’s work is “historically accurate”
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you are SO right for saying this
I'm sorry, but GRRM claims to be better than Tolkien? Tolkein?? The Tolkein?! I.. I cannot even fathom the audacity...
Yeah, it really comes across as him having a serious inferiority complex; he's frequently complained that "Nobody asked Tolkein about Aragorn's tax policies" or other such things.
"Aragorn ruled wisely and well"
Tolkien said it himself, and to ME that indicates that Aragorn's tax policy was on point thank you VERY much!
do you ever read a ‘callout post’ where the summary on top is like ‘they EAT BABIES and RUN A COFFEE SHOP FOR MURDERERS and they HATE GAY PEOPLE’ and then you scroll down and actually read the post and it’s like, they posted about lamb chops once, they work at starbucks and one time someone who killed someone had a coffee at that starbucks, and they made a ‘fruit (derogatory)’ joke once
some of the time it’s this, some of the time it’s shit like “six in-depth paragraphs about problematic opinions on Steven Universe followed by an offhand mention of the time they faked their own illness and death in order to pose as their own fictional partner and crowdfund medical and funeral expenses”
Shitven universe is full of problematic writing though. It is a problematic show. Large perceptage of post calling it out are not problematic.
No offense, but if someone is committing real world crimes, I could not give one molecule of a shit about their opinions on a children’s show about rocks that sing and punch each other. Do not bury receipts of actual crimes or dangerous behaviors under punchy rock discourse. Too many times I have seen callout posts about genuinely reprehensible things “padded” heavily with trivial greviances about liking the wrong cartoons. If I have to scroll through your essay about [spins wheel] rock boobies to get to the sexual assault receipts then your callout fucking sucks and you should be ashamed.
@glumshoe So you are perfectly willing to excuse the fact that shitven universe made genocidal fascist space nazis. And because they were arbitrarily “family”, decided that they should be reformed with no punishments for their crimes.
And then the sequel series depicted mental illness as something that makes you physically and violently destructive to everything and everyone in your surroundings. That mental illness can be insta fixed with having a hug and saying you are there and feel better.
Btw I usually block people who try to divert the conversation away from shitven universe being a bad show. Because it show’s they encourage writing like that. And don’t think critically about problematic themes finding their ways into shows meant for kids.
People really don’t like hearing this. But serious problematic issues in the real world can often find their way into fiction, and it’s not a good idea to put those into kids shows as minor things that are forgivable. When discourse surrounding stuff like that says it is excusable or not worth dying over. The responses show just how people think and care about issues like that. A piece of media having the audacity to show completely heinous actions or horribly handled representation as forgivable.
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I don’t know how to tell you this in a way you will understand but committing crimes is worse than watching cartoons.
Maybe my priorities need to be reassessed but I am pretty confident that someone who enjoys South Park and doesn’t sexually abuse people is a better person than someone who exclusively enjoys media that’s beyond reproach and is a rapist.
Like, Jesus Christ, it literally doesn’t matter whether or not Ted Bundy listened to John Lennon. He killed people!!! He literally killed people!!! Hurting people and committing crimes is worse than having bad taste! My god!!!!
It’s just fiction is not an excuse for bad writing. It’s not an excuse for tell children abusive family should be forgiven, that genocidal nazis should be forgiven, or that mental illness is harmful to everyone around them. Contrary to what people on the internet tell you. Fiction reflects reality and vice versa. The excuse that they are completely exclusive is ignorant at best. What you enjoy and produce content about says a lot about you and what you believe, and is worth self reflection when callled out that what you like is reflective of you.
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whenever people say shit like “i couldn’t be polyamorous, i’m so jealous and possessive. if my partner even LOOKS at another girl/guy i’m gonna kick them out of a window” i’m like well you should probably be working on that. like even if you don’t end up doing polyamory it’s probably good to not be like that
oh the elves have not just invaded your brain they have straight up colonized it huh
The secret is that Mom read me the hobbit when I was six and I've been a diehard Tolkien fan ever since. It's always there. Just beneath the surface. Simmering. Just waiting for an excuse.
It's my first fandom. The greatest. The one fandom to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
The elves colonized my brain thirty years ago, friend
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Lady of Trafalgar
When during the battle of trafalgar the boats went out to collect possible survivors, the crew of the HMS Pickle’s boat didn’t believe their eyes as they fished a naked woman out of the water.
Lady of Trafalgar by Patrick O’Brien, 2019
But so a certain Jack Nastyface wrote the following:
“Among those who were thus preserved from a watery grave was a young Frenchwoman who was brought aboard our ship in a state of complete nakedness. Although it was in the heat of battle, yet she received every assistance which was at that time in our power; and her distress of mind was soothed as well as we could; until the officers got to their chests, from whence they furnished her with needles and thread to convert sheets into chemises and curtains from their cots to make somewhat of a gown and other garments so that by degrees she was made as comfortable as circumstances would admit; for we all tried who would be most kind to her”. It turned out that the young woman concerned was a survivor of the French Achille and was the wife of one of that ships crew who could not bear to be separated from him when he was ordered to sea. Disguising herself as a boy, she had entered the ship with him and had served at his side until she was told that he had been killed during the battle. Her reaction to his apparent death gave her away.
Lady of Trafalgar, by Patrick O’Brien, 2017
The rescue of the Frenchwoman was described by Captain Moorsom in a letter to his father dated 4th December 1805:
“When the Achille was burning, she (Jeanette) got out of the gunroom port and sat on the rudder chains till some melted lead ran down upon her and forced her to strip and leap off. She swam to a spar where several men were, but one of them bit and kicked her till she was obliged to quit and get to another which supported her til she was taken by The Pickle and sent on board the Revenge. Amongst the men she was lucky enough to find her husband. We were not wanting in civility to the lady. I ordered her two Purser’s shirts to make a petticoat; and other of the officers found something to clothe her*; in a few hours, Jeanette was perfectly happy.”
*One of Revenge’s lieutenants gave Jeanette a length of blue sprigged muslin he had intended for his wife and the Chaplain gave her a pair of his old shoes. Jeanette, originally a dressmaker, quickly made herself a jacket and dress in the Flemish fashion. Additionally she was given a blanket, two pairs of white stockings and two silk handkerchiefs.
Anecdote at the Battle of Trafalgar, 21 October 1805 by William Heath
Each of the officers in HMS Revenge gave the woman a silver dollar and when the ship limped into Gibraltar after enduring the storm which followed the battle, the woman and her husband were put into a Cartel ship which took them both to Spain.
A group of Republican AGs asserted an unsettling right to pregnant teens in a new filing in their ongoing mifepristone lawsuit.
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Dude...
Dude...
DUDE!?!?
Motherfucking vote, I am begging you.
Amicus brief:
Since the loss of potential represented by genetic material/potential persons is a direct assault on the state, I would additionally propose that all penis-bearing individuals be fitted with a catch-sleeve to prevent the loss of such genetic material because of such things as, nocturnal emission, premature ejaculation, and masturbation. All sperm should go in a vagina, as God intended.