A Silly Little Headspace

Sometimes my mind likes to take trips of its own to places. This is a place to catalog those weird thoughts of mine.

[satariichan-aka-burntpasta]

For those friends who are close, but don’t keep in touch as much as they should. <3

[asininevulpine]

truly one of the most underrated undertale characters ever.

[galacticgoldfishart]

not sure if this has been done yet

but this is how i imagined things went down

bonus: 

[asininevulpine]

best frisk origin?

best frisk origin

[webelieveinyoukris-blog]

Being gay is natural? Okay.

You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye

[yeinns-blog]

Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend

[queercakes]

I just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn’t we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own government or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing, won’t their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn’t it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn’t that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea, floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, floating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don’t fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a large group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen, return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so, wouldn’t they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people’s, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon!

[fieldbears]

Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: I too have these questions

[nothowtheforceworks]

Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn

[fieldbears]

Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I’m coming with you

[aspiring-weird-old-man]

*random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*

[jezunya]

I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in floating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us.

(And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island)

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

OP’s nasty-ass post got turned into a goddamn sci-fi dystopian adventure and I’m so here for it.

[whalleyrulz]

oh my god Bisexual Buccaneers from Both-Ways Bay is both a porn tile and my new life goals

[space-flannel-deactivated201707]

i’m an asexual homoromantic does this make me our young heroine torn between worlds

[lectorel]

You spend part of your time on lesbian island, learning the stories, and traditions, and part of your time in the vast floating asexual cities, training with your eagle so that you can one day become one of the chosen few: the messengers, who carry letters and passengers between islands, jumping the heterosexual blockades. When you enter this select group, you’re assigned the job of collecting reports from spies pretending to heterosexual on straight island, flying in at the dead of night, risking discovery to collect vital intelligence. You fall in love with a pansexual girl who’s chosen to hide her orientation so she can aid the Resistance. At the climax of the novel, you swoop down from above on your giant eagle to rescue your lady love from a frenzied mob. As straight island burns in the background, you share a chaste kiss and cuddle while discussing the possibility of a mountain-top pansexual outpost.

[lynati]

IT CAME BACK AROUND AND IT GOT BETTER!

[catnippackets]

I have not stopped thinking about this NPC and it fuckin warms my heart to know that Mettaton gave him his dress afterwards and I really wanted to draw it because IT’S SO DANG CUTE URGHRJHGKRFMRSKMFGKDFHNBVFNMmm

[asininevulpine]

why have i not reblogged this yet holy living shit this it the best ever and I will forever love this comic.

[jesterpunk]

More in class sketches 💖

[asininevulpine]

I adore this art style for some reason, it’s cute, simple, charming, silly... It’s so wonderfully whimsical and that adorable foxy witch girl is super cute! I’m so reminded of Moomin and such, and that is a great thing.

[magicfolk]

[star-shine]

CHECK OUT your differences in wand technique here and how fluidly and casually Ron throws a curse in comparison to Harry and Hermione Hermione has done the reading and is technically perfect of course Elbow straight; wrist bent Wand tip aligned with left sightline left arm held loosely behind her for balance Harry hasn’t ever done the reading Grip too tight; elbow locked Shoulders raised Left elbow cranked in awkwardly against his body Kids’ll imitate his awful technique and Junior Aurors it’ll make their parents nuts; don’t twist your neck like that I don’t care what Auror Potter does When you save wizardkind you can hold your wand however you want until then drop your shoulders Ron’s been around wand users since birth practiced with twigs and then his brothers’ wands Look at how the movement flows from his center the way he uses his whole body throws out his opposite hand behind him to counterbalance the movement Harry and Hermione get their wands into position and then throw the curse Ron’s spell starts mid-motion because he knows his wand will be in position in time  (helenish)

Mmmmmmm, yes.

[stephiecarcar]

There will be a day when I see this and I will scroll past.

Today is not that day

[melodyrae14]

Plus Ron is casting his curse non-verbally. That’s very difficult and it requires training and practice to successfully cast a nonverbal spell. It’s success is determined by the amount of concentration and mental discipline of the witch or wizard. But this is Ron Weasley he likely didn’t put training and practice into casting non-verbal spells, this advanced magic comes to him naturally. The only other time we see him cast a non-verbal spell is when he accidentally made it snow in the great hall, and that was only because Lavender was glaring him down after he said Hermione’s name while he was unconscious in the hospital wing. He felt crappy and his emotions were so intense he unknowingly made it snow. Here he’s trapped in a muggle cafe, with his best friend and the girl he loves. He’s probably scared, and angry but most of all protective. He wants to defeat these Death Eaters without anything happening to his team. His emotions are intense again and that allows him to cast a powerful non-verbal spell. No, not even a spell, a curse. We’ve seen Hermione cast non-verbal spells loads of times but even here she says the curse to ensure it’s potency. Ron is concentrated and disciplined enough in this moment to curse a Death Eater without any words at all.

[mamalazzer]

Ron posts always make me happy

[asininevulpine]

goddammit i’d forgotten about this post and how amazing it is and how much I love it. also look how BADASS Ron looks as he throws that curse.

[plants4]

which do u think would win in a fight??? discuss

[rcktpwr]

the first dog clearly has years of fighting experience and possesses the stern, quiet dominance of a master, but his age could prove disadvantageous when pitted against the raw power of the second dog.  there’s clearly something brutal and furious burning inside him, and he walks with a carelessness that hints at his true berserker nature.  the first dog’s technique will have to be flawless if he hopes to avoid being annihilated

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

I fucking hate this post. It’s fucking bullshit. Tell me, in what fucking universe do you exist in where raw anger and strength will overcome a seasoned master of fighting. No Fuck this. The first dog has 10,000 years of experience under his belt just look at that beard. The other dog is some angry stupid asshole and he will get his ass kicked. Fuck you and Fuck you for making me look at the url “shrexy”

[seapunksundog]

here for this 

[asininevulpine]

Okay fuck I know I don’t post here much but I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS

[merelyafluke]

I was bored so I’ve been drawing Starfox being shop “buddies”

Gotta keep them ships in working order.

[asininevulpine]

sometimes I forget I have a tumblr.

then i get reminded by great shit like this.

so then I reblog it. :D

[milonogiannis]

[asininevulpine]

Togusa! Though that isn't his Mateba Autorevolver is it? That looks much more like the Seburo M-5. Love the Tachikoma in the background!

[rossthenerd]

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

[thefatfeminist]

"Leave the tray, please." 

Bruce.

[0-memento-mori-0]

"I give you my word, I did not plan that." The fact that he had to defend himself is the best part.

[coelasquid]

Whenever Bruce angsts about how hard it is not having parents I feel bad for Alfred.

Like , kinda throwing it all in his face there, Bats.

[asininevulpine]

This is why I love Alfred Pennyworth as a character so much.... Also because of that wonderful English dry wit and sarcasm... Granted I have a conflict in my head between Michael Caine Alfred and the late great Efrem Zimbalist Jr as to his voice, because both are amazing.

[nissacam]

Finding Her Voice: Red's Agency in Transistor

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: there’s this girl, see—a pretty little thing—and she’s supposed to be the hero of the story. But everything she does is by the men around her. She lacks agency in her own story. She’s not acting independently. She isn’t free to make her own choices.

Like, say, a woman without a voice, and the sword who’s there to fill the silence?

That’s the glaring red flag that comes with Transistor: it sure looks like a game where you’re not supposed to project yourself into the character of Red as much as want to protect her. If Red doesn’t have a voice, then it’s really the sword’s story, isn’t it?

It’s so glaring that it seems like Supergiant Games wants you to think that going in, because the first thing they do is turn that impression on its head. Red doesn’t just have agency within the world of Transistor—the game itself is an exploration of what that means.

We’re going to dive deep into spoilers (right through to the game’s end), so stop here if that’s a problem.

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[asininevulpine]

Questions with no answers

Ganondorf: I hunger. You two, fetch me something to eat.

Zant: .....Wait, us?

Ganondorf: Yes, so go get me some food and be quick about it!

Ghirahim: Right away, master.







Zant: So. Quick question.

Ghirahim: Yes?

Zant: What is food?

Ghirahim: W-What...?

Ghirahim: DAMN, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU!

Zant: HUH?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FOOD IS EITHER?

Ghirahim: I'm a freaking sword, I don't eat anything! What the hell is your excuse?!

Zant: I'm Twili, I just get all my sustenance from the Twilight!

Ghirahim: So NONE of us know what food is? Damn, Ganondorf will kill us!

Zant: Wait, let's think about this. We're both perfectly capable people, we can figure this out.

Ghirahim: Okay so food is something you "eat" right?

Zant: So in other words.... food is something that's "edible".

Ghirahim: ....So what's edible?

Zant: .......

Zant: ((Lies down on the floor))

Ghirahim: What are you doing?

Zant: Accepting my death.

Ghirahim: COME ON MAN! YOU CAN'T GIVE UP YET!

Zant: Wait hang on, didn't you serve a master who would of eaten food?

Ghirahim: Demise? He liked to catch and eat his own meals so I'm unsure what he ate....

Zant: Come on, you have to have seen SOMETHING he ate!

Ghirahim: Uh, I remember he killed this white thing and he roasted it over a fire....?

Zant: Like, that white thing over there?

Cucco: ((Waddles about))

Ghirahim: YES, THAT'S IT! THAT THING IS FOOD!

Zant: So we just need to kill it and cook it right? We're saved!

Ghirahim: Prepare to die, small white fowl!

Ghirahim: ((Attacks the cucco))

Zant: For the horde!

Zant: ((Also attacks the cucco))







Zant: RUN FASTER DUDE, HURRY UP!

Ghirahim: DO YOU THINK I WOULDN'T BE RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN IN THIS SITUATION?!

Zant: WHAT SORT OF POWER DID YOUR OLD MASTER HAVE, TO TRY AND FIGHT SUCH A CREATURE?

Ghirahim: NO MORE TALKING, ONLY RUNNING NOW!

Zant: OH GOD WHY IS THIS ONE GOLD?!

Golden Cucco: ((Slams into Zant's face))

Ghirahim: ZANT NO!

Zant: SAVE ME, SAVE MEEABLLLARRGGGHHHHH!

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Zant!

Ghirahim: ZAAAANNNNNTTTT!







Ganondorf: You have finally returned, and yet I see you are empty handed?

Ghirahim: M-My apologies master but a crisis has arised! Enemy forces have already defeated Zant!

Ganondorf: What?! Hyrulean forces have infiltrated the stronghold?!

Ghirahim: No, it's even worse than that! It's-

???: COCK A DOODLE DO!

Ghirahim: OH GOD THEY'RE ALREADY HERE!

Cuccos: ((Break down the door and swarm in through the windows))

Ghirahim: CUCCOS! CUCCOS!

Ganondorf: Are you kidding me? They're just chickens, how hard can they be to fight?!







Ganondorf: EVERY LAST DEMON KING FOR THEMSELVES!

Ghirahim: WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?!

Ganondorf: ((Throws Ghirahim into the swarm of cuccos))

Ganondorf: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR MASTER!

Ghirahim: FUUUUUUUU-BLLRAGGHHHH

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Ghirahim!







Impa: So, we'll move half our forces over this ridge towards-

Soldier: Emergency, emergency!

Zelda: What is it?

Soldier: It's Ganondorf, he's coming this way!

Impa: Impossible, no army could move so quickly!

Soldier: No, it's JUST Ganondorf but he's plowing through our forces by himself!

Zelda: Is this the might of the Triforce of Power...?

Ganondorf: ((Busts through a wall))

Soldier: OH GOD HE'S ALREADY HERE!

Impa: Back, fiend!

Ganondorf: IF I'M GOING TO DIE THEN I'M TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME!

Zelda: What?

Proxi: We're here!

Link: ((Kicks Ganondorf in the back of the head))

Ganondorf: SON OF A-... Perfect, we'll all die here together!

Zelda: What are you even talking about?

Soldier: Wait, something's coming this way! It's.... It's-

Cuccos: COCK A DOODLE DOO!

Soldier: AHHH! CUCCOS! CUCCBLLLARRGGGHHH

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Hyrulean Captain!

Zelda: WHAT THE HELL?! DID YOU RUN ALL THIS WAY HERE JUST TO HAVE US KILLED BY CUCCOS?!

Ganondorf: YES!

Zelda: ....Hey, you.

Impa: We're surrounded, what should we do?

Zelda: Impa....

Zelda: ((Places her hands on Impa's shoulders))

Impa: Yes?

Zelda: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR PRINCESS!

Zelda: ((Shoves Impa into the cucco swarm))

Impa: FUUUUUUUUUUU-

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Impa!

Zelda: Quick, let's escape while the cucco's are distracted!

Proxi: We can't, there's a golden cucco blocking our exit!

Golden Cucco: C̶̢͘O͜C͝͝K̨̢͜ ̡͝A̸͢ ͜͜Ḑ͜͢OO̶D̵̢LE ҉̡ḐÒ̧Ơ͘

Ganondorf: I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN, I JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE!

Zelda: No wait, we have all three pieces of the Triforce here! We can use it's power to save ourselves!

Proxi: Let's do that then!

Zelda: By our powers combined....

Ganondorf: WE ARE CAPTAIN PLANET!













Ganondorf: OH DEAR GOD THE CUCCOS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TRIFORCE!

Zelda: WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL?!

Proxi: Welp, this is it buddy.

Link: ?

Proxi: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR FAIRY!

Link: !

Proxi: ((Flies away and abandons everyone))

Link: ((Flips Proxi the finger on both hands while being consumed by the swarm of cuccos))

Ganondorf and Zelda: FUUUUUUUUU-

[rosalindrobertson]

I have depression. I had spells off and on - chronic depression with a tendency to bottom out every once and a while - starting around age 13. When I moved to Toronto I had no idea I’d be actually hurting myself further - I developed seasonal depression, because where I was living (Calgary) had 25...

[paxamericana]

[simsgonewrong]

ok so I recently replayed Sims 3 and found this neighborhood from when I was like 12 and studying World War II called “Mengeleville.” I was curious, of course, so I opened it only to find that every single household had at least 8 clones of the Nazi doctor Josef Mengele and there were seriously like 200 Mengeles in the town guys; half of them were dating each other and you couldn’t have a normal Sim without them being friends/enemies with at least 20 Mengeles

needless to say I deleted the town because wtf was I thinking

[asininevulpine]

W....WHAT... I... YOU... OH GOD

[vaultt-tec]

Arcade, I’m asking you because I’m interested. Don’t put yourself down.

[coelasquid]

Up until now all I had known about Arcade at all was from fanart when he surged in popularity a couple years back and I assumed he was like… some kind of over-the-top ridiculous ostentatious mad scientist because every drawing I saw of him looked like Colress from Pokemon.

[asininevulpine]

holy fuck what Mod for FONV is this and HOW DO I GET IT BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT ADDS LIFE TO THE CHARACTER DIALOGUE AND I NEED IT FUCK FUCK FUCK

[mollyostertag-deactivated202310]

I don’t think I’ve posted this yet - my piece for the Rookery anthology with some other just graduated SVA classmates. The theme of the book was myths and urban legends. I spent my childhood summers on an island in Nova Scotia, and I was always fascinated with seals, and, because of that, selkies.

Disclaimer: I have not made out with a seal. Yet.

[editorincreeps-deactivated20180]

CRYING A BIT

[sablerabbit]

SEANAN!!!!

[coelasquid]

Oh no it’s so cute.

[asininevulpine]

oh

oh god what

i don't

why are my eyesleakingohgod

what have you done to me