just your friendly neighborhood bean

Bi. Trans. He/ Him. Addicted to food, sleep, books, music and my bed. Ask shit, I'm always bored.

[valtsv]

“walking around your room in circles talking to yourself pretending you’re a youtube video essayist/guest star on a talk show presenting and discussing your niche interests and opinions” moodboard

[flightyfinch]

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty Judith Ford aesthetic: yet another stunning installment in the list of reasons as to why musical theatre is not an alternative to therapy. please stop saying that it is. stop making playlists of songs from musicals to have breakdowns to and seek help. how many musicals do we need to write about the dangers of not seeking therapy before we get through to you???

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P̧͇̈́͛͝Ơ̬͍R͔̔T͒̃͗ͯ͢M̓̔A̩͗N̗̅T͝E̕A̙Ŭ̢̩̘͢ ̵̮̱́B͓̱O͖T̈́͞ ̥͉̋̂͜H̨̝́͠A̎ͮ́̌ΙP̠̲͊P̡̲̥̔ËD̶̪ ̠̤̦ Ũ̢̝͂P̪̋͜OͮN̉͞ ͖Á̛͠ ̳ͬ̅͑N̸̼̟̅U͂L̿͗͝L̵̗ͭ͘͠-̛̃́͠ΙN̩Ơ̦̰̋͘T̨ͥ̒͘͝E͐̌S̶̗͂̕̕ ̵̎̍ͪP̫̻͢Ȍ̪̄S̴͜T̪̭̖ͪ̒ ̃A̶Ṉ̜̽͢D̖͚́ ̭͡͞ G̠O̺͠T̈͂ ̸̣S̵͙̘̜͢Ṱͬ̋ÙCͨ͟͟Ḱ͙͟ ͬI̅N̢̆ ̘̑̄͡A̪ͤ̉ ̨̾͂L̻̥̞ͦͬO̟Ŏ͠P̮ ́

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P̸̛͊̆O̷̴̕͟R̄҉̟͒̕T̸̐M̱A̱̽ͨN̢̞̣̒͡T̛̀͛̇̽E̢̺̾Ạ̴U̒̐̀͡ ̧̅͝B̰͠O̩̍͠T̨̹̋ ̡̤̐ͦ͘H͌̀͡A̶͓P͟P͖͇̾͢͞E̴͎D̕ ̻͙̓̇ͮ U͇͔͙҉P̝̬ͮ͜O҉̍N̵͙͟ ̢̩̀ͩ͘Ǎ͉͜ ̤͕N͠U̞͈͒͗̀L̀͢͞Lͬ-̛͈̠̓ͥN̤ͩ̅Ơͮ̀͟T̟͠E̛ͭ̅̕S̈ͤͦ ̧̠̽P̡͕̻̏̾O̧Ş͕ͤT̡̲͓͡ ̨҉͍̙̎Ã̶̷̡N̶̟̊D̫͑ͯ͜ ̢̽ G̈́͞͏O͙̟͡T̈͊ ̊̆Ṡ̨͓ͣ̆T̜̍ͯ̕U̴̬ͮ҉̵C̙K̨̘̿ ͢͏̴̊I̯N̼ ̛͇A̘ ͕̳L̩̝ͨ̄̉O̪O̠̮P̯ͨ͗͞ ̲͋̋̑͠

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P̷O͝Ȑ̝̦҉T͇͒͟M̃̃͟A̳̭͑ŃT̆͒̏E̕Ă̷̪͗Ú͔̤͝ ̫̺͓̀͟B́Ȍ̞T̛̟̯̔́ ̛͓͇H̨̯͢Á̖P͔P̭Ḛ̶̄͘D̤̘̹ ̧͍̇͋ U̶͓ͬ́ͧPͮ̐͝O̮͢Nͮ̔͜ ̡̽̏͛̔A̘ ̳̤̹̈́N̴̗̘̹͞Ú͎L̵̟̠ͯ͝L̼͍͓̾̈-͌N͏ͪO̶̿ͨ͑͝T͇̃̇̑Ȩ͛ͮ͡S̳͖ ̵̳̐̋P̵̥͞O͙Ş̩͔̌T̜ ͗AͭN̺͈ͯ̐͒D̻͂ ͉͓͇̒͜ G̼͕O͕͏̶̛̫T̨ ͑̑̕S̮̫Ť̷͕̾Ų͔͌C̮ͩ͏̵K͓ ̤I͉ͤ̓͊͠NΙ ̻ͣA͘ ̷̜͖̄L̠͝O̡O̼ͯP̴̻ ͇̀͡͝

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[haiku-robot]

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[rainydayimagine]

The breakable post chronicles

[nat-the-mann]

da fucking cursed post

[the-silent-screamer]

Nas has been spitting nothing but facts this week

[bakwaaas]

being tired all the time is such a mystery…. is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me

[tanoraqui]

that theory that the Arkenstone is a Silmaril…it’s doubly implausible, but imagine if nobody knew. If the dwarves were guarded enough of their greatest treasure that…you wouldn’t even need to hide it from that many people, honestly. Mostly a few elves, and all wizards.

and then Bilbo sidles up to Gandalf like, “Thorin and all are holed up in the Mountain, but I think they’re being nuts, so I…kind of stole the Arkenstone, I think.” And (it’s been thousands of years since the light of the trees was doused save for the precious brilliance locked away in Feanor’s gems, since oaths and blood and war that raged until the skies cracked and the earth shattered, and the little people of the Shire have no memory of it at all) he pulls out a fucking Silmaril.

[tanoraqui]

Gandalf: *spittake*

Gandalf: *hurriedly glances at Thranduil. the king of Mirkwood’s eyes shine with curiosity and greed, but not recognition, nor the terrible lust that overtook Feanor and his sons. right, right, he was never in Thingol’s court while the jewel that Luthien and Beren took was there. we’re good. we’re good for now*

Gandalf: That’s, uh, nice, Bilbo. Put it away, would you?

[tanoraqui]

Gandalf, telepathically(?): EMERGENCY RINGBEARERS ONLY CONFAB NOW

Gandalf: [mental image of a goddam Silmaril in hobbit hands, labelled “thisfuckingrockagain.jpg”]

Galadriel, who watched 95% of her family slaughter everyone within 100 miles for several thousand years over these things, including each other and themselves: no.

Elrond, who was very nearly one of those people slaughtered, and did watch most of his town be killed before he and his twin were kidnapped for a while: Absolutely Fucking Not.

Gandalf: Apparently fucking yes. The legendary Arkenstone-

Galadriel: You’ve got to be kidding me.

Elrond: Thorin Oakenshield has a Silmaril right now?

Gandalf: No, no.

Gandalf: Bilbo stole it.

Elrond: *wordless sputtering*

Gandalf: @Galadriel [information packet: BilboBagginsoftheShire.pdf]

Galadriel: Oh yes, Belladonna’s boy, you were telling me about him last winter. 

Galadriel: Btw, orc+warg army probably coming your way. Spotted it in the mirror last night. Thank goodness we dealt with Dol Goldur at least, huh?

Elrond: No fucking shit.

[tanoraqui]

Gandalf @Gwaihir Windlord: hey, sorry to bother you again, I know it’s nearly mating season. but we have a situation again

Gandalf: [thisfuckingrockagain.jpg]

Gandalf: [oncomingorcwargarmy.jpg]

Gandalf: [flashbacktobadasseaglesinwarofwrathhinthint.mov]

[avelera]

I mean, given that Tolkien retconned “The Hobbit” so Bilbo’s little invisibility ring became an ancient piece of jewelry that controls minds and drives the mighty mad, one can at least understand why it seems plausible that the other shiny white gem that destroys empires and makes the mighty go mad with greed could be linked from his kid’s book to his gigantic early mythology in retrospect??

[crazy-pages]

You know this actually explains a lot about why Gandalf didn’t immediately raise the alarm about Bilbo’s ring out of an abundance of caution. I mean, what are the odds, what are the fucking odds, that this one little hobbit stole both a Silmaril and the Ring of Power? Like, you are Gandalf the Grey and you have already dealt with the heart attack to end all heart attacks because this little innocent fool stole a world war inspiring artifact once. You still get flashbacks every time Bilbo offers to show you something and have to employ all of your angel’s serenity and thousands of years of learned composure not start giBbERinG “ pleaseletitnotbeanotherartifactpleaseletitnotbeanotherartifact”. And then. AND THEN! One day he’s like, “hey Gandalf let me show you this neat ring I found back on our journey”. And on the inside a tiny part of you is screaming “nottheoneringnottheoneringnottheonering” while a more rational part of your brain assures you it could not possibly be the one- “It’s this plain gold ring that’s very precious to me and turns me invisible!”

AND THEN YOU FUCK OFF AND SEARCH THROUGH EVERY POSSIBLE TOME YOU CAN TO PROVE IT CAN’T REALLY BE THE RING OF POWER, SAURON’S RING OF POWER, THAT RING, THE ONE RING, LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TOME, BEFORE FINALLY FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THIS SHIT IS REALLY HAPPENING AGAIN

[countesskittymeow]

@shewhodoesnotexist what says you? :P

[shewhodoesnotexist]

I’ve never been a proponent of this theory, but I gotta admit the idea of Bilbo finding two world war inspiring artifacts is alluring ;D

Next you’ll be telling me Sting is Gurthang

[abrownpanther]

Sting may or may not be Angrist, the knife that Beren used to get the Silmarill off of Morgoth’s crown

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[donniefinnerman]

[mrdarcysdadbod]

Me and my gf were talking abt good castings for Sir Walter Elliot and she suggested Jack Black and I was like "Jack Black could do any Bennet. Jack Black could do ALL the Bennets" so now my ideal P+P has Jack Black as the entire Bennet family, or at least Mrs. Bennet

[mrdarcysdadbod]

Further thoughts on Jack Black as Mrs. Bennet

He is not in drag.

He is wearing a dress and a bonnet.

He is the only one who seems unaware/does not acknowledge that the 5 Bennet sisters are obviously adopted

bonus points if they're cast race-blind so they're OBVIOUSLY adopted

It's played straight that Jack Black was a renowned beauty in his day, which is how he snared a genteel husband

He is the only cast member not required to do a British accent

He is in fact encouraged to do a bad British accent but only sometimes

The bonnet that Jack Black wears is possibly the most ostentatious bonnet anyone has ever seen HOWEVER

Each time the camera cuts away and back, Jack Black is wearing a different bonnet.

A significant portion of the costume budget should go towards Jack Black's various bonnets

Mr. Bennet can wear the same outfit for the entire film that's in character for him

The changing bonnet gag is absolutely key to this film

[mrdarcysdadbod]

@canolaaoil

[ID: tags reading "every time they cut back it's a different bonnet BUT it gets bigger each time" end ID]

YOU GET IT

[ellynneversweet]

[mrdarcysdadbod]

Im WEEPING

[luckyybones]

@seatidesofthesoul you are one of several people tumblr has just decided I can’t message 🥲 but you definitely need to see this lol

[theflashisgone]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

Every scene where Mary is implied to be playing the piano poorly is now replaced with her absolutely shredding the keys while Mrs Bennet stands swaying in the crowd with a candle held aloft.

[biteswhenprovoked]

If anyone reading this has contact with Jack Black, PLEASE send it to him. I think he's the only person that would be more into this than anyone else in this post chain.

[itsfuuh]

[unofficialrockstar]

SPN FANDOM TRADITION: ALWAYS. REBLOG. ON. TUESDAY.

[just-be-my-soul-blog]

DO WANT THIS TRADITION TO STAY FOREVER IN THIS FANDOM

[jhholtzmann-deactivated20190111]

ALWAYS.

[pineappledean]

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

[tipsyggnostalgic]

FANDOM LAW YOU MUST ABIDE

[kuuutea]

ALWAYS.

[bucky-wilson]

[fluxofdaydreams]

I will always reblog this

[mguadarrama50]

It’s here again!!!!

[sapphic-deadpoet]

EVERY. SINGLE. TUESDAY.

[sihtric]

[a-sea-of-fandoms]

So funny story; I listen to music all night (like I have music going to whole fucking night yo. It helps me sleep or some shit, idk.) So at midnight I was still up and I was just scrolling through Tumblr when RIGHT AT FUCKING 12AM Heat Of The Moment stars blasting through my speakers and I’m just sat there like

[supernaturalmistress]

It’s a SPN family rule to reblog on Tuesdays!

[puppy-eyed-lucifer]

IT’S TUESDAYYYYY!

[waywardbaby]

[castielslostwings]

[bubblesoapgirl]

Here we go again, hehe. :D 

[destiel-honeypie]

Tuesday

[whitecrawace]

[samael-has-arrived]

Somebody posted this at like ten last night and I got my days all sorts of mixed up. I woke up this morning thinking it was Wednesday. 

[faerie-peace-lilies]

[falling-from-heavens-favor]

always reblog this on the most magnificent day know as Tuesday!

[destiel-honeypie]

And at that day, I swear we were infinite

[bluealexa]

[idabbleincrazy]

[idabbleincrazy]

I’ve yet to find a gif of this moment, so i made my own.

[all-4-wincest]

Poor Sammy, how many Tuesdays did he have to live through and watch Dean die though?

[destiel745]

Happy Tuesday everyone!!

[deanwanddamons]

It’s Tuesday 👏🏻

[holylulusworld]

Its back…as its tuesday.

[kalesrebellion]

I feel like this gets longer every week 😂

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 5th of april, 2011.

[heritageposts]

[heritageposts]

[heritageposts]

[heritageposts]

[spn-season-16-chronicles]

For old times sake. It is Tuesday again

[jakeperalta]

not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business

[atiredbean]

Literally had that exact line of thought the other day..

Like, if I just buy a camera and start following people like fucking.. Dwayne The Rock Johnson around and try to take pictures of him and his family, I get arrested and go to jail for stalking, but AS SOON AS I HAVE A PRESSPASS AND WORK FOR A MEDIA OUTLET IT'S FUCKING FINE AND CONSIDERED NORMAL AKDKFHSKSKFBSMSK

[bookandcranny]

If You can Change Your Tune

The interloper arrives in a rented moving van, the same sort as all the ones before.

“Are you sure about this?” her friend asks as they pull up to the house. “I know you’ve always had a thing for fixer-uppers but this place might be beyond saving.”

Even as she unlocks the front door the wind whistles a note of warning through its rickety frame. The floorboards beneath their feet crackle and moan at the intrusion.

“All it needs is a little love,” the interloper retorts. Her name is Ann. I remember her from the showing, a woman of insufferably good cheer walking room to room with the equally annoying realtor of the week, a dopey smile hanging from her lips.

Keep reading

[thesunshore]

lil nas x literally punched a gay cop in the face and set the entire prison on fire and that represents exactly how i feel about the “what about gay cops at pride” argument

[phoenixyfriend]

I want fics that feature Anakin "there is nothing behind these eyes except racing, droids, and thematic Wii Music" Skywalker being impossible for Palpatine to manipulate because Anakin's response to "nobody is going to beat or kill or starve you for minor disrespect here" was to just... zone the fuck out, indefinitely.

He zones in for fights! And engineering! And Obi-Wan, because that's his dad!

It's just that, if you opened up a little door into his head, the lights would be on! Technically! But is anyone home? No.

It's just the Wii music and a Pokemon SM player character empty smile.

Anakin checked out ten years ago and hasn't checked back in since. Inner peace is achieved via No Thoughts, Head Empty.

He's much less violent for a while! Very chill! Of course, then the war hits and someone gives him AN ENTIRE CHILD and he ZONES IN to be the most protective motherfucker alive... but, you know, until then he's mostly not paying attention unless it's Obi-Wan, Droids, or 'oh hey, we're getting shot at.'

One time, Ventress taunts him literally while she's got him tied up and ready for torture, but he's just staring at a crack in the wall behind her and absentmindedly humming.

The Tusken massacre doesn’t happen because Anakin was so zoned out that Palps threw up his hands around the time Anakin was 13. Never bothered to set up the Shmi situation because apparently Anakin's useless anyway. It’s fine! One more Jedi he has to kill! How hard can it be???

(Palpatine is very disappointed to learn that Anakin is actually really good at war, but the window for influencing him has passed at this point.)

Padme: Oh, Ani, you've grown! Anakin: :D Padme: Er... alright, then.

-later-

Padme: Is Anakin feeling well? I know it's been ten years, but he seems very different from the boy I remember. He's a little... Obi-Wan: Inattentive? Quite. Padme: What happened? Obi-Wan: He was given permission to not be on full alert at every waking moment, and proceeded to take full advantage. For the past decade. You would not believe how often I've turned around to find that he's wandered off while I wasn't looking. Padme: You mean he's just not interested in what's going on? Obi-Wan: He will protect you with his life, and I assure you he's competent at the work... but as his friend Aayla once put it, "there's not a thought going on in that pretty little head of his, is there," Senator.

[winchestergifs]

See, that’s not who I am. That’s not who we are.

[chongoblog]

“Damn Post+ is gonna kill Tumblr :/“

As if anything short of the hand of God themself personally dissolving the servers to an atomic level will kill this atrocity of a website

[cutiesncantrips]