Hia~

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH She/her, Ace, Les Romantic

[charlesoberonn]

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

[charlesoberonn]

Umm….

[nacho-lucky-day-buddy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[fantasticfables]

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

[fantasticfables]

this one

[nacho-lucky-day-buddy]

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

[prussianmaple]

[arathergrimreaper]

Tbh, people have been more in touch with their intuitions since the utter shitshow that was 2016.

[cowthropologist]

Where’s that venn diagram from that person who predicted the rise of fascism in the US via the alt right

[butch-king-frankenstein]

[kari-izumi]

The unholy trinity

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[simp-for-gol-gappes-deactivated]

Ace this race.

[dreamingofserenity]

I am breaking my habit of liking everything I reboot for this.

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[mariosbrother]

[tamagotchi]

#This is a 3D representation of a group chat

[ironpour]

[spookyfbi]

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[ruinedchildhood]

[lluvia185]

For all of you who are confussed.

[demitherobosexual-deactivated20]

Oh

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

(x)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[m-pennanti]

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

[nerdy-as-heck]

This is art at its finest

[hey-there-princey-deactivated20]

one week to 2020 dudes

[gingerlovesio]

I’m so done

[theartistformerlyknownasmma]

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

[thegreenpea]

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

[kayas-wife]

Zero is a number.

A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.

zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.

[endertrender]

zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and i’m not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, it’s 0, you literally just divide it  and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you can’t divide by zero but you can divide zero. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero

https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number

https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.html Quote from this one “ So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.”

also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.

[mynameismichealwithab-deactivat]

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

[natelove]

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Damn you

[sword-and-nightingale]

“Anyone can do math, even gay people”

Bitch, are you sure???

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.

[guiltiest-gear]

Is this fucking number discourse

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

Do you have an issue with that?

[guiltiest-gear]

No but just out of all the things it’s about numbers

Just that it’s weird is all

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.

[guiltiest-gear]

Yeah that’s true

At least the cum soup post was less weird than this

[gecko-lizzard]

Uhh I’m sorry the what

[guiltiest-gear]

Oh boy here we go again

How many times have I done this so far

I’ve done this like… three, maybe four times so far

Do you really want to know

You can turn back now

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I don’t have enough brain cells for this

[coffeeandcrown]

I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and she’s shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!

[cy-n0-suree-deactivated20210707]

This is the longest post but yall forgot 6

[lem-hhn]

And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.

[mens-rights-activia]

This post should be illegal

[anonymous-elf]

Welcome to the motherfucking internet, get this mess back on my blog, it got better.

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

it’s april 2020 and it’s fucking back

[c-h-pictures]

I may anger many people by saying this, but I liked reading through this post. Also, how has this resurfaced so many times?

Also also, 5 is not an honorary even number, five itself is odd. half of it’s multiples are even but that does not make it even in the slightest because it is odd. That’s like saying three is an honorary even number because of 6.

[raidahblossom]

I read this post and am slowly dying because of it

[islakariese]

I’ve seen this post before, but it wasn’t NEARLY this long

Sad thing is I can’t tell who’s a troll and who genuinely doesn’t do well in math

[benkaben]

But like, does everyone is just going to avoid that thing about the cum soup??

[cygnus-art]

[ispaced-0ut]

I see and rb this post every year and my faith in humanity just decreases

[luisonte]

[grad-school-fool]

And my weak ass elementary school got rid of our jungle gym because Ella was too weak to hang on and sprained her wrist

[yourestillliving-deactivated202]

That is a death trap

[s3venpounds]

ok fun but like… how do you stop?

[helico-ptera-umbrarum-deactivat]

I feel like this cannot possibly be the intended usage but also I can’t imagine any other possible intention for this contraption??

[siryouarebeingmocked]

They’ve discovered a perpetual lawsuit machine.

[klubbhead]

Kids seriously have a deathwish

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

It’s like they took a Medieval torture device and converted it into playground equipment.

[cyber-phobia]

Dad for One from One for All's perspective as an incredibly distressed ghost

Bonus:

[rcmclachlan]

[luisonte]

[jd666]

Thought he was a retriever at first… but he’s obviously a setter…. 

[haikyuu-and-more-haikyuu]

I wasn’t planning on re-blogging this to this blog, but I think we all need some volleyball playing doggo. 

[skiplo-wave]

Air Bud reboots looks good!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[doctormothoid]

[enchantedbyhiddles]

Cool move. The Berlin government bought 200.000 protective masks from China for Berlin hospitals and the police (like in already paid!) and they were on their way to Germany.

Until the USA confiscated them in Bangkok and redirected them to the USA. Nice.

Apparently the same has happened to the French government.

That are absolutely asshole moves. Especially as that inflates prices and there are countries that stand no chance in a bidding war. Nice one. Really nice.

[spectralarchers]

I saw about it in the French newspapers and I am absolutely livid about it.

[grietahatkeinnetz]

Yes, it happened zu the French first and then to us. Sources say that the Americans are known to go on the airfield and to buy the protective gear and the mask for the double or tripple price.

[jackhawksmoor]

If you want to hear something really wild, the American federal government is also doing this to the states. The states OF AMERICA. They stole masks from the state of Massachusetts and the state of New York- American states, part of America- and when I say that, understand that this happened AFTER the president said the individual states had to pay for the masks on their own without help from the federal government. So they did, and then the federal government STOLE THEM. 

It got so bad that Massachusetts asked the New England Patriots (a FOOTBALL team) to sneak over to China in their private plane and sneak the masks Massachusetts had bought into the country so the federal government wouldn’t know they were on the way, and steal them again. I don’t know what sports is like in most other countries of the world but imagine one of the professional sports teams based in your region had to become spies to get you medical supplies. Yeah.

[murkymuse]

This is bullshit.

[rosematafeo]

"That's why the British museum is so busy all the time. No British people ever go in there, it's full of people from abroad looking at their own stuff."

[osteoprincess]

[fuckthehappytrap-deactivated201]

Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

[gaydogwife]

It looks like I’m actually there

[um-ithinksomebodyjust]

reblogging solely for the intense fucking quality of this gif

[dzamie]

@dovewithscales

[dovewithscales]

I’m worried my phone will get wet just from reblogging that.