A Wayward Dreamer

"The desert seems vast, almost endless. Yet scientists assure us that somewhere, even now, there is snow." - Cecil Baldwin

[kermitheefrog]

monster factory men:

monster factory women:

[night-dark-woods]

[ID: four screenshots from unraveled videos. the first is brian david gilbert looking at the camera with a disgusted look saying “why’d you put it in a videogame?” The rest are him yelling, increasingly agitated, “then either she is a god, or could kill god, and i do not care if there is a difference!”]

[i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos]

me getting home after doing the bare minimum 

[routins-bye-deactivated20200724]

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[sensiblesnail-deactivated201907]

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

[fullmetalfisting]

Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods

[fart-poop-daily]

Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to “go feral” and “live in the woods” and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day … . stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job….,

[fullmetalfisting]

Oh you think I plan to survive? You think I’m gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[knucklesandgyros]

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

[suburbanjustice]

@v1als

[theweirdwideweb]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

me after i fuck

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

[weedmemes42069]

I miss sleeping next to someone

[iamoutofideas]

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

[weedmemes42069]

I hate how fucking funny this is

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

[zonerbonerz]

Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches

[zonerbonerz]

raw chaotic neutral

[drunken-shakespeare]

Richard III: oh I am just a bastard

Richard III: *leans back in his chair and clasps his hands* i am just a bastard. 

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended

[godofavengers]

One of my new friends: *uses their own slang that I have never used before in my life*

Me subconciously:

[tesladyneindustries]

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[plantwitch]

Me at the end of The VVitch

[wnq-writers]

“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful, and don’t forget to make some art – write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself.”

— Neil Gaiman (via wnq-anonymous)