[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[relaxnotshaveeyebrows]

*smacks the locked tomb like it’s a car*: this baby can fit so much grief inside it

*stone starts rolling away because i got into a wrestling match with the only other girl my age before coming over here*: oh god oh fuck

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Harrow and Palamedes entirely one sided bitter rivalry is actually one of my favourite parts of this book. She goes the entire time stressing about not falling behind him or showing a hint of weakness that he can pounce on because he’s her most concerning competition. She’s terrified of slipping up around him because obviously he’s judging her entire house as inferior and beneath him and she can’t even contend with him, she’s so far behind and he must be gloating so hard.

Then for a decent portion of the book every time someone dies she thinks he killed them.

Every time he talks to her she’s so paranoid about him trying to manipulate her into giving something away or otherwise screw her over, she never accepts that he’d want to work together for anything other than sinister reasons.

Meanwhile Palamedes is casually telling anyone who will listen that he thinks she’s an incredibly cool genius who is objectively terrifying because she’s so amazing at everything she does but also he’d trust her with her life because she’s honourable like that.

And he’d really like to be her friend but it’s no problem if she doesn’t want to call it that and would prefer to hiss at him from the corner like an angry cat. They’ll get past this stage eventually and then he can be nerd friends with the cool and definitely traumatised autistic girl.

[1percentcharge]

Pirate jokes

[harrowedsoup]

Gideon sitting in Harrow’s mind going ‘gay gay homosexual gay’ is practically canon but everyone leaves out that she’s going ‘gay 😡 gay 😡homosexual 😡 gay 😡’ because Harrow uses her tongue to check Ianthe’s mouth to see if she keep up her end of the deal like the crazy ass lesbian she is.

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Reading Gideon the Ninth and I’m not convinced these ‘lesbian necromancers in space’ are ever going to make out, say they love each other or actually date. I’m getting the sense they’re going to spend all four of these books being utterly deranged in a hundred different ways that have never been done before in an extremely disturbing and lesbian fashion. This is not a criticism, I am very much on board for more of this, btw.

[nattousan]

it was not on wheat...

[nattousan]

[rfpreiwaphase]

not willing to risk doing an image description, sorry y'all

all the times i've said illiteracy is helping fash?

and that plenty of you are, in fact, functionally illiterate?

and that the corrupt state helped you along to this condition on purpose?

the nonzero number of notes from people who did not instantly clock this comic as an allegory: behold.

when you have no idea what a door is, or what a key is, or what glasses are, then you are effectively identical to this clean-faced dude.

and fash absolutely loves what you're doing with the place. sitting there not asking questions, or looking things up, or paying attention to context.

the authoritarian state thrives on a diet of such clowns.

[forgotaboutnoodle]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to Ianthe Tridentarius*

[faithfulpuppy]

Ianthe would eat you while you were still alive

[victusinveritas]

[razielim]

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

[catchymemes]

[reimanticism]

she's so awful sexy and pathetic i hope she eats me next

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[alex51324]

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

[zaprowsdower27]

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

[beardedmrbean]

[alexaloraetheris]

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

[synnthamonsugar]

Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.

[synnthamonsugar]

If this is the post of mine that blows up, I won't be mad

[coffeenonsense]

imagine your mom coming into your place of work and immediately accusing you without any evidence of making a mistake in front of like 7 of your coworkers and your boss. now imagine it's the ER, your patient is coding and you're fucking 20.

[strawberrycherrycola]

@ Yolanda Garcia