Rigger

A wizard in a tower you could never seige.

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[bnq]

dog goes gorp

[baygeethefirst]

Always a reblog because it's important

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[big-nick-rigger]

Oh Crafty, how I've missed you.

[snapscube]

Why does everything have to happen in the meantime? Why can't it happen in the nicetime??

you might be the most enlightened person on the planet

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Blowing a snot rocket off the side of a roof and hearing “what the fuck” from below

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

The lion does not concern himself with who’s below him on a roof

[swedishjazz]

[dovvvvv]

[rolodextra]

tag that make me frantically dig my earbuds out of my pocket in this public restroom

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I couldn't risk you not seeing this one

Sigh

[big-nick-rigger]

I am God's favorite asshole.

[onlytiktoks]

[multisenso21]

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[luminouslumity]

[rubixpsyche]

at all points I was ready for him to start eating the stands

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

This was disturbingly normal for him

[unsolids-your-snake]

[dirtbrunch]

Go my scarab

[arcaneglitch]

[neko-gifs]

/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\

[nonenosome2]

God I wish that were me.