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21, he/him

[bigscotman]

SINCE FUCKING WHEN IS ACCOMMODATION SPELLED WITH 2 Ms???? I never expected to get Mandela Effected by a word I've written tens of times in my life.

Not to mention how fucking weird 2 Ms looks, god I hate this bitch ass language.

[nat-20s]

just thought of a fun new comics OC named Stella the Postal Worker. She is a completely normal human woman who just happens to do insane things on the regular in order to get superheros their mail. She broke into the fortress of solitude to make sure superman knew he had jury duty but now she has a key 💖

[nat-20s]

stella rides with Impulse to tell flash to just pay the 20 bucks he owes to the library. Stella has a grappling hook so she can shove off a bag of fan/hate mail to batman and when he's like. dare I ask how much of it is...explicit she's like. dude I don't read your mail, man. that's your job. While they're both suspended 1000 feet over Gotham

[nat-20s]

she does not know any of their secret identities she is determined to get mail specifically assigned to the super persona. occasionally one of them tries to just tell her their actual home address and she's like NO. you will NOT add to my workload I am hiring a submarine to deliver to Aquaman not joe schmoe!!

[nat-20s]

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor alien invasion nor batarang nor time travel will stay THIS courier

[bigscotman]

The main reason she refuses to learn any secret identities or base locations is because she knows that if her boss finds out she knows then they'll make her deliver their civilian mail too

[habitrabit]

my sleep schedule was fine for like a week. it is now 4am.

[damianwayneofficial]

Seeing as you have a lot of time to spare and no need for sleep, we shall spar outside of the wayne Manor lawn. With a sword.

[bigscotman]

Does your father know about this? I feel like he should know about you being close enough with one of the city's most powerful crime lords that you've basically invited him to a moon lit duel in a scenic location

[xinakwans]

i actually don’t think this woman was “too online” when she tweeted in celebration about a man who actively wants her and everyone like her aka trans people dead. but what the hell do i know

[xinakwans]

i do not fucking care if she wasn’t writing what you wanted out of a comic book. they are going scorched earth on her entire comic, pulling issues that were put out to be sold YESTERDAY.

i have been reading comics since i could walk and talk. i have NEVER seen them go scorched earth like this on a writer before. she is a trans woman and if you think that that didn’t impact this choice you’re either ignorant or being purposefully obtuse.

[bigscotman]

Yeah but considering how fucking awful of a person she is as many people have pointed out by now, I honestly think that DC were just waiting for an excuse to do this

[bigscotman]

Not a fic idea but more of a head canon.

Cass' public persona is basically "Brucie Wayne" 2.0, like I'm talking full on party girl, rich bitch, bratty, heiress that does quite literally anything she wants.

Every time Bruce hears about something new Cass has done his mind is torn between going "That's my girl" and "goddamnit Cass..." especially if it's something she's directly copying from him, for example, Cass is *also* banned from the Iceberg Lounge for life because she decided to take a leaf from Brucie's playbook and strip to her underwear and dance/grind all over the ice sculptures (as a consequence it's also impossible for Steph not to drool whenever Cass and the Iceberg Lounge are mentioned at the same time)

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Which lantern would Jason be? (For my art!)

Red

Blue

Green

Violet

Yellow

Indigo

Orange

Voting ended onJul 21, 2025

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Violet Lantern!jason should be in a …

sexy outfit

practical outfit

Voting ended onSep 12, 2025

[bigscotman]

Why not both? Have the outfit be practical but also accentuate all the right places.

I feel like Jason is one of those people where the more they cover up the sexier they become, same with Dick and Babs too in my humble opinion.

[bigscotman]

Fic idea: Tim is dead. Killed in a large scale bust gone wrong. The entire batfam is distraught and in mourning. Minus Jason who's response to learning this was to groan wearily, mutter something along the lines of "goddamnit Tim, again?", then respond with "give me a week or two" in the most tired voice Dick has ever heard from him. Before any of them can even process what he's just said Jason is already speeding down the tunnel on his motorbike leaving the rest of the still living bats looking like deer in headlights.

A week and a half passes with no news from Jason, it's now the day of Tim's funeral and mid service in bursts The Red Hood looking beat to hell and back holding a glowing orb that he then proceeds to lob at the coffin like a baseball. The orb passes through with ease and then what is clearly the sound of someone slamming their head into wood and then groans of pain echo from the coffin as Red Hood yells "STOP SELLING YOUR SOUL TO DEMONS AND MAKING ME FIGHT THEM! YOU'RE WORSE THAN CONSTANTINE!" before storming off as half the attendees freeze in shock and the other half scrambles to pry open the coffin.

[chaos-deimos-et-eris]

Dick, terrified: WE EMBALMED HIM?!!?!

Bruce, suddenly more terrified: LESLIE GET IN HERE QUICK

also it implies tim has died multiple times already and jason have to get his soul back each time (one to two weeks) and no one else noticed

[bigscotman]

Jason sees the autopsy scars a month or so later when everyone is getting changed after patrol and just goes "was wondering when you were going to steal those, took you long enough" and most of them are torn between bursting out laughing or breaking down into tears as Tim wordlessly flips Jason off.

It's usually longer than a week or two because it mostly happens on missions with his dumbass friends and they spend like a week panicking and making sure he's actually dead before telling Jason.

The first time it took them almost a month because they got stranded in space for a little while and only found the little tattoo on Tim that said "if dead tell Jason" when they got back

[bigscotman]

Fic idea: Tim is dead. Killed in a large scale bust gone wrong. The entire batfam is distraught and in mourning. Minus Jason who's response to learning this was to groan wearily, mutter something along the lines of "goddamnit Tim, again?", then respond with "give me a week or two" in the most tired voice Dick has ever heard from him. Before any of them can even process what he's just said Jason is already speeding down the tunnel on his motorbike leaving the rest of the still living bats looking like deer in headlights.

A week and a half passes with no news from Jason, it's now the day of Tim's funeral and mid service in bursts The Red Hood looking beat to hell and back holding a glowing orb that he then proceeds to lob at the coffin like a baseball. The orb passes through with ease and then what is clearly the sound of someone slamming their head into wood and then groans of pain echo from the coffin as Red Hood yells "STOP SELLING YOUR SOUL TO DEMONS AND MAKING ME FIGHT THEM! YOU'RE WORSE THAN CONSTANTINE!" before storming off as half the attendees freeze in shock and the other half scrambles to pry open the coffin.

[thecrowfinder]

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

[transmasc-menace]

time for people to do the funniest thing ever

[thecrowfinder]

Do not.

[goddessofbees]

Based on @bigscotman comment on this post :D

[dummy-dot-exe]

Raven Traditional color pencils by 𝗥𝗘𝗜𝗤 Reinaldo Quintero@reiq

[fcntasmas]

y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!

[bigscotman]

Then you get to the end of the chapters and it hasn't been updated in 2+ years and you kinda wish you were paying a little for it so you can see the end instead of being eternally blue balled

[bigscotman]

DCXDP fic idea: through some wacky and probably at least mildly traumatic chain of events, Jason Todd aka the Gotham Crime Lord Red Hood ends up adopting Dani. Long story short she figures out he's also a Halfa but is infected with contaminated ecto.

They go to Frostbite to get him healed and after their first appointment Dani very reluctantly has to come clean about the rest of her family and that he's kinda sorta maybe ghost royalty now? Jason decides to table anymore about that until his emotions are at a normal level.

Once he's all healed up and now has powers and they pick up their conversation again and Dani gets to the part where Danny would really rather not be king Jason gets a devious idea that Dani is entirely on board for.

He shall play the role of an evil uncle trying to usurp the throne in public complete with all the staple evil laughs and mischievous hand gestures.

Can literally anyone tell it's an act because he isn't even attempting to hide how much fun he's having? Yes sure but everyone decides to just let Jason have his fun and bring a little joy to the young High King. Granted Danny isn't too happy that he's dating his sister (Dani is ecstatic tho) but besides that he's having a blast and everyone is happy.

Until Jason accidentally usurps the throne because they forgot to declare that their spar was a spar and the Zone decided that it was good enough to count as a serious enough fight.

And that's how Jazz and Dani find them just before dinner, Danny still doing flips in the air laughing his ass off while Jason stares off into the middle distance and occasionally glances at the Ring or Crown that have taken up residence on his finger and head respectively.

[catastrophicalcat]

Batkids sleepover

Wayne Family Adventures

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

. . . Tim is definitely used to cuddling with Bernard at night, AKA the guy who moves in his sleep.

Speaking of which, Bernard Dowd should have an entire ark in WFA after this because where IS HE—

Stephcass cano— Is Cassandra in Stephanie's hoodie???

Also, Damian sleeping next to Tim. Jason hugging his pillow and sleeping on his stomach probably because he can't wake up on his back without having coffin PTSD—

Aaaaaand Dick getting a cramp in this neck...

'Aight.

[bigscotman]

Unfortunately for Steph, how she's led means she's in the perfect position for Jason to accidentally knee her in the head when he inevitably has a nightmare.

Also her head is definitely at least partially resting on Jason's mattress so the 2 chaos gremlins are close together.

[bigscotman]

Fic idea: after Jason's world tour learning from the best of the best in basically every field, Talia sends him to the All-Caste and instead of leaving for Gotham to carry out his plan he stays. He does leave occasionally but that's usually on missions to kill untitled or other demons and magical monsters, either that or he'll be hanging out on Outlaw island with some mixture of Roy, Kori, Artemis, Bizarro, and Lian.

A few years later when Damian is about 12 Talia decides it's finally time to send Damian away so she can safely work on her coup d'état without worrying about Damian too much.

At first she was going to send Damian to Gotham (especially since her potential daughter-in-law is planning on presenting the clown's head to her eldest as a gift and proposal) but then she thought better of it, after all she saw what happened to poor Stephanie Brown when she was Robin and if she's being honest a 50% survival rate (even if both are now currently alive and training together) doesn't fill her with confidence.

So she decides to send Damian to the All-Caste like he'd been begging her to since he first heard her mention it when he was 5.

When she tells Damian he's ecstatic and she can only spare a small prayer for Ducra and Essence when she thinks about the chaos her 2 sons will get up to together, especially if they involve Brown too.

All she thinks after handing Damian off to the All-Mother and saying goodbye is "I hope this place is still standing by the time my father has been dealt with".

[star-steph06]

Mermaid au!!! So I decided to go with a big portrait and perhaps individual later if people are interested. Tell me why this took 13+ hours 😭😭

Jason: a selkie because I thought the idea was cute

Damian: a betta fish, bred for fighting/aggressive and originated in Asia

Dick: flying fish ofc

Duke: whale shark because I love them and I thought it fit well

Tim: dolphin because they’re intelligent debated on him being octopus so maybe I’ll do something for the individual

Cass: iridescent thresher shark. One of the more nicer sharks because sharks don’t really attack people but they’re scared of them that stuff.

Steph a jelly fish!!! 🤭🤭

Anyway I hope y’all like it! Let me know if you guys want individual or other members like Babs and Bruce or Alfred. Also do you have another platform I should join to show my art?? Should I start posting on TikTok?

[xie-idiotic-dragon]

tim is definitely a dolphin. octopi are smart but dolphins are Smart with capacity for Evil

[bigscotman]

Dolphins don't have the capacity for evil they ARE evil.

Tim is one especially bad day away from gun batman, dolphins are the joker.

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

You’re James Gunn. After being presented with the following pitches for the next DC movie, you decide to go with:

Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordon raunchy sex comedy (like American Pie)

Jason Todd but he spends the whole movie talking about his political views

The Flash and it has a scene that dismisses Arrowverse Flash as total trash

Supergirl but we made Kara an unlikable idiot

Superman, but he’s a Republican/Trump supporter

Wonder Woman, but not as a superhero. She’s an acapella singer (Pitch Perfect).

Aquaman, starring Shia LaBeouf as Arthur Curry

Martian Manhunter, starring Snoop Dogg as J'onn

Green Lantern, but all the Lanterns you know die. Original character takes over.

Cassandra Cain, but we rewrote her personality to be a pick-me girl

Harley Quinn, but she’s not funny. She’s just a total edgelord.

Teen Titans/Young Justice, but they have to be constantly rescued by Batman

Voting ended onMay 9, 2025

[bigscotman]

I feel like you could work the one about the titans getting constantly rescued by batman into a really good story.

Have it be set like a year and half into Tim's tenure as Robin and characterise Bruce as someone who is deeply paranoid and protective and most of all guilty and regretful and still filled with grief over Jason. He's got borderline 1984 monitoring on everyone he considers a loved one, or he tries to at least. Most of them find out and are rightfully pissed and confront him and make an agreement for slightly more than average surveillance, Bruce goes a couple notches above slightly but it doesn't matter as long as they don't find out.

Then there's Tim who's still new to this but most of all he still holds absolute trust in Bruce and wants to help him get back to being how he was before Jason died, so he lets Bruce's surveillance remain.

It begins with batman only bailing them out of really bad situations but as the movie progresses he starts taking over when there's even a hint that something could go wrong and it culminates in a big fight between Tim and Bruce and he quits being Robin and becomes something else and gets rid of every single means for Bruce to monitor him.

It's going great for a while, the team is kicking ass and taking names, sure there's been a couple times things went pear shaped but nothing they couldn't handle and they show as much in their reports to the JLA. Bruce takes this opportunity to slip at least one monitoring device on each of them.

Then something bad happens and a mission goes really wrong, they are all going to die and it's all his fault. And then Bruce is there literally pulling them from the flames of whatever mess they're in and dealing with the threat.

The film ends with Bruce and Tim admitting their faults and apologising and making a compromise with the final shot being Bruce hugging Tim in his room in the manor.

Then the camera gradually zooms out into the dark stormy Gotham night and then settles behind a large figure watching from a skyscraper with binoculars and then the figure turns away to walk towards the camera, glowing white lenses staring at us. Then there's a flash of lightning that for a brief moment reveals a smooth, blood red helmet.

The camera stays still as the figure walks off camera and we hear him grapple away as the screen fades to black with a bolt of lightning making "to be continued" appear.

And because an end credits scene is basically mandatory for a superhero movie have a scene of Bruce and Tim checking over the batmobile after patrol and discover a bomb planted beneath it, one powerful enough to reduce even the bat tank to scrap.