Blitz the Bard

Uhh I'm Blitz? They/He pls,, Pls help the voices are back

[corvid-kidz]

happy disability pride month <33

[blitz-the-bard-offical]

DM: Blitz..?

Blitz the Bard: I would like to viciously mock the bugbear.

DM: okay, what are you gonna say to him?

Blitz:... We're no strangers to looooove, you know the rules and so do I

DM: Oh, so you're gonna fuckin rickroll him?

Blitz: yea :3

[d3rlord3-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[joitiks]

i wish i hadn't brought that fucking gopro with me

[anonmous-offical]

You wanna draw an offical? Draw @blitz-the-bard-offical (me) pls <33

dont have references, go off vibes and the pfp? ^_^,,

Is this any good?

[blitz-the-bard-offical]

OH MY JEEZ I LOVE IT :D

[miawasthere]

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

[darlingdemonic]

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

[momoka-angelz]

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

[cgsdraws]

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

[th3deadmanwalking]

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

[dinosaur-offical]

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

[wolfdog-offical]

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

[bugthehyena]

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

[undercover-werewolf-k1d]

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

[phantomofthemountain]

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

[seafoamwave]

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

[liminal-therianthropy]

Unicorns DO NOT support ICE

[c7b3rzp4c3]

--{🌸 Robots DO NOT support ICE!!

[luna-is-depressed]

Tumblr Fawns DO NOT support ICE!

[vanillabean5645]

Tumblr kind people and TADC fans DO NOT support ICE!

[deadlydevout]

Tumblr bunnies, fawns, and lambs do NOT support ICE!!!

[puppy-exe]

tumblr puppyboys DO NOT support ICE

[squirmology-deactivated20260528]

tumblr boybloggers DO NOT support ICE

[dazaisfavbitch]

Foxes/Foxboys DO NOT support ICE AT ALL

[4lexstrikehad4n4incanon]

Tumblr rats/ratboys DO NOT support ICE

[lemon-labia]

tumblr sharks DO NOT support ICE

[number1wifemisser]

true tumblr wife missers DO NOT support ICE

[museyphobia]

tumblr artists DO NOT support ICE!

[magical-ethan]

Tumblr Bats/Batboys/Baby Bats DO NOT support ICE in the SLIGHTEST !!!

[juice-wings]

Tumblr birds DO NOT support ICE

[pawedpython]

Tumblr dinosaurs DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

[not-linkachu]

Moths DO NOT support ICE

[the-rat12]

Tumblr rats do NOT support ICE

@rat-detector-19x @rat-detector-84

[rat-detector-84]

Tumblr rat detectors do NOT support ICE

[silence-translator]

Tumblr translation blogs do NOT support ICE

@no-one-offical @unyieldingsilence @desolate-winds

[no-one-offical]

The Officalverse does NOT support ICE

[blitz-the-bard-offical]

Cat bards do NOT support ICE!

[almosthumanbutnotquite]

Remember!!!!

Get up and stretch your paws, talons, claws etc

Drink some water! All creatures gotta drink

Eat some yummy food and fill your stomach!

Rest when you need, all creatures need to rest

It’s okay to have bad days!

Take your meds if needed!

You are your kin/theriotype!

If you need a break, Take it!!!

Happy days to all you creatures out there!

[blitz-the-bard-offical]

:0

WOWIE IM SO COOL GUYS 😎

@oppossum-offical bestie look it

[blitz-the-bard-offical]

Happy officalverse day <33

[oero-fo-gnik]

Guys is the officalverse… dying?

Or are we all just stressed for finals lol

[queer-offical]

it's the finals bestie

[the-kandi-kid-offical]

I don't have finals :3 (yet)

I finish school in July tho

[woman-offical]

it's may? Why tf yall have finals?

Also how and why do you finish in July?

Idk America is so weird

[sillylo2]

when are your finals? i have friends who have some on the literal last day of school (may 21)

[woman-offical]

I don't have finals

[sillylo2]

wait what

[strawberry-offical]

i a m. young

[oppossum-offical]

yeah I'm 2 young for finals

still stressed about other shit though

[blitz-the-bard-offical]

also too young for finals. I'm just,, like,, not entirely great at staying online ^_^,

[evil-no-one-offical]

Mod here. So I heard the person threatening to kill all of the officalverse is a endo and they threatened because some offical maybe was anti-endo? So, I was thinking, let’s make a note type of game where, if you give a note, then you support endos! Yes you can just- not give notes, it doesn’t mean you are a anti. Tag ppl too to see if they support endos, too!

Yes mod & Evil No One support endos

Edit: mod thought endo = non-traumatized systems, okay? Stuff can evolve. Response to reblog, btw

Edit 2: check comments!!! And check the oldest comment!!!

Edit 3: this is jst for antis man. A anti reblogged ts so yeah do not count at least 2 reblogs

Tags: @definitely-ao3-offical @evilpineapple-offical @timekeeper-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @knife-roomba-offical @xaomi11 @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @pretty-evil-pukicho-offical @buff-no-one @evil-satan-offical @evil-man-offical

More tags: @satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @homosexuality-offical yeah jst tagging popular blogs

[blitz-the-bard-offical]

wowie! I support endos, as one myself :)

[jeff-offical]

Recently, some C.ai bots have been made of certain officals. I learned this in the discord; I don't know who's making them.

Do not make C.ai bots of people without their permission.

I don't want myself on C.ai.

I'm not going to hate you if you use it.

Don't make bots of us without asking.

And don't make one of me.

[ufo-offical]

Please do not make c.ai bots of me, the thought of it makes me extremely uncomfortable especially since I, like many of us in the officalverse, am a minor

[ufo-offical]

Adding to this, if anyone finds a chatbot of me I'd appreciate if you let me know via whatever way you're most comfortable. (Asks anonymous or not, dms, etc)

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Im gonna go find a way to get onto c ai accountless in order to check for officalverse members on this terrifying website

[blitz-the-bard-offical]

Opinions on The Pit deep in the forest that speaks in fragile humming?

hmmm... I think it's cool :)

IT LOVES TELLING ME STORIES ABOUT PEOPLE WHOVE FALLEN INTO IT :D

[jirai-haruhi-deactivated2026042]

Tag game but it's me flexing how famous I am basically say your follower count and how many asks are currently in your inbox!!

576 followers and 44 asks in my inbox right now!!

Tags - @retrynowforme @pupfettipaws @injectedmedication @hrrrrt-attxck1128 @dazaisfavbitch @clovergatari @hpdamechan @dr-pepper-for-haruhi @deathbymicrophone @winnytrash-ex @xokangel @cubibism @r4zorbl444de @jirai-ichigo-sama @heavenb1tes @yukihirop-is-not-human

[heavenb1tes]

75 followers 0 asks. . just answered the two he had nods.

Mootie is so famous siiiighs.

@angelicbeings @9missedcalls @soracolorfuls @your-coquette @unsweetdreams @vanrougne @aoijam @hpdamechan @jirai-ena @this-is-your-star

[angelicbeings-deactivated202604]

147 followers and 0 asks bc i never have them frequently

tags : @houseofepoch @damsel-understresss @ryba2 @obsessionrevived @purgedcvt @rryona + open tags !

[damsel-understresss]

thank you for tagging me @angelicbeings an @yourtransstarishere !! :]

130 followers an 39 asks but they're all from the tumblr snek game (rip i miss you)

@r-randomettexd @obsessionrevived @divineasteria @nelly-rebellyyyyy @plkadawt @not-gore @misrable-angel @l4cedw1ster1a @akilegirl @lacycomets @oopsiedaisiesyoohoo @strwbrrysugrtarttt @f0rever-devoted @d0ki-d0ki-k0k0 @vita-min-buniii @puppy-exe-stopped-responding +open tags <3

[nelly-rebellyyyyy]

Thank you for the taggg 🫶

115 followers and like 4 or 5 asks idk?? :)

@a-french-coconut, @coffee--spill, @evil-era, @vivaciousmessypixie, @biteygremlinanon, @wtfamidoinghere12, @apocalyptic-endings, @astronaut-offical, @fay-offical + open tags :)

[astronaut-offical]

Thanks for the tag, Nelly <3

265 followers and 22 asks (most of them are from the mysterious cat, heh).

Tags :]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @sandofficial @velzote-velhi-azote-nitrogen @snail-offical @apocalyptic-endings @do-not-u-dare @czanea-vecg @darkness-offical @light-offical @constellations-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical + open

[light-offical]

Thank you for the tag Astro!!

Uhhh,,,ummm,, oh no-

68 followers and zero asks :3c I had to wait a bit so I was in between funny numbers 😔✊

Tags!!

@darkness-offical @the-darkness-offical @choir-offical @fox-offical @plague-doctor--offical @playlist-offical @pipis-official @evilpineapple-offical @relinquished-roses-offical @radio-demon-offical @ton-618-official @ultimatedreamer-official @nico-the-scary-entity-offical @normal-offical @number5offical @gaslight-offical @james-offical @no-one-offical

[number5offical]

hehe ty for the tag

118 followers, how did THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

but 0 asks in my inbox

@dickgraysonoffical @blitz-the-bard-offical @coffee--spill @playlist-offical @drumsticks-offical

[blitz-the-bard-offical]

27 followers. No asks. ^_^,,

@oppossum-offical

Open tags

[lakevida]

cancel your plans we’re thinking about the pale blue dot voyager pic tonight

[danlisreal]

this image of earth from saturn rattles around in my skull at all hours of the day

[rosaria-zip]

9000 notes and i contact a psychologist bcs im a chronic self harmer

[artemisiamasterofnone]

girlypop you okay

MOOTS, ASSEMBLE

GET THIS GUY A PSYCHOLOGIST NOW

@soil-clown @jacksfoxevangeline @bonesgocrunchandsodoesmy @karochlebek @its06xand @yourmomsalright @caketheidiot @pomelo-verse-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @chocymilkmilo @caravalxjurdan240 @cami11e4450 @mail-jeev4s @qrxlvz and anyone else who sees this, get her some help FAST

[caravalxjurdan240]

@itzursafespace @stories-i-guess @flyerguardian @finnick-says-shit @the-badger-mole @colourobserver @randomfandomgurly @yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere @obsessivebookwormalert @peggytheblackcat @sleepy-ducks @goose-the-girl @nerdyblackcat @hermitrad @xcruelprincessx @venusoftheflytraps @v4nillapearl @nothinggggg7 @vanillafaye

[obsessivebookwormalert]

NOO THERES NO SPAMMING COMMENTS OKAY WAIT

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raewantscoffee @relinquished-roses-offical

[raewantscoffee]

LET'S DO THIS MY LOVELY MOOTS

@secretsisterhood3 @chaosatthebookclub @connell-the-actor

[ghostofconnell]

@mikhailruinstheinternet @wishbones-and-clovers @con-the-kobold

[con-the-kobold]

@yourlocalavian

[yourlocalavian]

CALLING MY- ...idk I already used the Avengers quote what's another one....

.......

I dont watch enough movies help....

...

ANYWAYS-

ASSEMBLEEEE

@serendipitys-dragon @lunathetunaaa @wynnbellamy @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @sharinosaur @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @lemoneblossom @autopilotangel @autophobiastar @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @theboybehindtheflowerspng @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @opal-and-pumpkin @bucket-of-axilotl @callofwinter @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 @pinkparrotwrites @smallcloverleaf @silvertheindignantfox @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @aqxuastars @phoenixrainsfire413 @purrrrplecats @museyphobia @haboinga @nerd-alerts @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @rusty-spooooooooon @maimaitheartist @beanzdabean @aries-the-faery @purrrrplecats @boooootomatotomato

[maedaeeee]

Alright fellas.

You know what to do.

@nerd-alerts @elijahcries2 @tabbykai @beanzdabean @gremilnboxedin @p3skybirdd @boooootomatotomato @ianyourattic @thefabuloussalemwitch @eveessideblogfornonsense @wiltingtu1ips @wixenfelloff @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @cantspellanexitey

[vickysnowpawz]

uhhhh i don't what to call y'all

ig y'all are my snow bunnies now ( idk snow )

@vixiestarfrost @obsidiansandwich @cosmoseyekon @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @beanzdabean @potatoanarchist @wiltingtu1ips @phoenixrainsfire413 @shadey-rper @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @p3skybirdd @bucket-of-axilotl @lunathetunaaa @silvertheindignantfox @st4ry3mi @eb-or-echo-part-2 @mellowphilosephersword @unablebagel @lilonceleriscool124 @lilmushroom779 @rainbowfeather314 @silvertheindignantfox

[volume-down]

come on

@writingwithoutconfidence @randomperson2009 @rlinnl @teathattast @theonebtweentheshadows @tehizel @temisjanaina @obsidiansandwich @orcaraminga @one-million-beers @angelist @soda-imp @st4ry3mi @firefly247 @gbee333 @hailey1972 @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @kirapjo0818 @l-zah1ra @lmanburglogs @lexi-arts @lunathetunaaa @ludwigwormwood @coisinha1-14-1 @vixiestarfrost @burnttoast7272 @nicoscoffee @novnovv + everybody ever

[charlie-deunicorn]

COME FORTH, MY LEGION!!!

@strawberry-offical, @chaos-triangle, @th3-n3xt-phas3, @lulu307 @shadowqueen402, @chisapiens, @p, @vioris32, @j3llyf1shp3rs0n, @a-small-lemon, @j3llyf1shp3rs0n, @iwritesillyfanfictions, @kayla-arts, @luleck, @lostdream0xx, @lordsabove, @robberfjk10, @wolame-o-ccx, @empeydids, @duioki2007, @fictionallover98, @thegreatnerdly, @bazahabinga, @burbankblood, @oliivi-exe, @offbrandragatha, @sadnotdeadyetbifrog, @multi-fandom-menace-13, @mysteryofthedawn, @shadowsgreenchaosemerald, @lovesickvamp, @sunnymmoon, @rine091, @cyborgclone17, @strawberryxex, @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora, @tastywhispycripsy, @abs0lut3h0rr1f1cm1stak3, @tai22lelele, @extraaccountxd, @hellouserlol, @ando666detonao, @kajokkaa, @atsuriatsu, @miauna, @ask-vox-666, @jahma69

[strawberry-offical]

NOTE THIS! NOW. NOTE BEAM

[oppossum-offical]

TO ME MY MOOTS @burning-britain-official @the-grim-reaper-offical

@do-not-u-dare @eredin-offical @hekate-offical

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[no-one-offical]

‎

[nug-offical-deactiv]

hello, none pizza left beef

[laciffo-natas]

Omg none pizza with left beef