Blobbie day keep PC away

Is nice

Look, no, I'm flattered that an elder god of nightmares wants to spend a few days in my wizard tower; I just really don't think the bed in the guest room is big enough.

okay this might be a crazy idea but like. . . what if you shared your bed with the elder god of nightmares

If one bed is too small for it, what makes you think half a bed is going to work any better?

Or are you assuming I sleep in a really gigantic bed for some reason?

hey maybe the elder god of nightmares just wants to snuggle okay

monsterfucker-research-wizard

How well do you really think the elder god of nightmares is going to be able to snuggle in a bed the size of just one of its damn tentacles? Dude, seriously.

Ok, so, elder gods aren't even capable of existing on this plane of reality, this is just an extension of its will, and it can make it any size and shape it wants

monsterfucker-research-wizard

Become bed

If you mean that the elder god can become the bed, yes, that is a possibility. If you mean become the bed for the elder god, that is also a possibility!

Become 🙌

Look, no, I'm flattered that an elder god of nightmares wants to spend a few days in my wizard tower; I just really don't think the bed in the guest room is big enough.

okay this might be a crazy idea but like. . . what if you shared your bed with the elder god of nightmares

If one bed is too small for it, what makes you think half a bed is going to work any better?

Or are you assuming I sleep in a really gigantic bed for some reason?

hey maybe the elder god of nightmares just wants to snuggle okay

monsterfucker-research-wizard

How well do you really think the elder god of nightmares is going to be able to snuggle in a bed the size of just one of its damn tentacles? Dude, seriously.

Ok, so, elder gods aren't even capable of existing on this plane of reality, this is just an extension of its will, and it can make it any size and shape it wants

Become bed

dragongirlsweetie

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

dragongirlsweetie

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

evilwizard

GET BACK TO WORK

Let rest

concoctionboy

As I've said before, I'm not a wizard (I was created in a vat by an evil wizard but I am not a wizard myself), but if there were a slime wizard, would they call themselves a slizard?

Probably not, I guess, because people might get confused and think that meant slug wizard. Although maybe that wouldn't be a terrible thing. I think slugs kind of get a bad rap.

magical-bear-dubin

@slymewitch you know any other magical slimes that might call themselves a slizzard?

slimewizaaard

Not all slimes know each other and its kinda offensive of you to ask this…

@mersinia you know any other magical slimes that might call themselves a slizzard?

mersinia

....you know blobbie, why are you tagging me for this?

Anyway @blobbiedaykeeppcaway you a slizzard?

Slizzzzardddxd

rehaib

jrspellcaster

greeting. my master sorcerer knows not of this account. im still in my training era but i just needed to get this out there. does the greater half of the wizard community accept seasonal wizards as real wizards? i must know.

the-curse-wizard

You are not a real wizard until you causer a major catastrophe by accident

wizard-of-interesting-failure

FRIENDSHIP

sexygaywizard

Magically duplicated myself to have weird wizard sex but I actually keep trying to kill myself this is so lame :/

I mean, what do you think weird wizard sex is?

Death is love

What the actual newsworthy fuck is happening in the gimmickverse right now??

me. except not because i also have no clue and am a completely normal person.

...Goose.

.... is that an accusation or? because its wrong even if its not.

It's not an accusation, it's fact!

according to you! you are constantly lying and you cant prove it!

It's not just according to me! I know loads of people who think you're a goose!

well ive done a poll! and the majority of peoples said that i'm not a goose! so ha

Is "secretly a goose" a goose?

Yes

Voting ended onJan 10, 2025

im not

Yes is winning!!! Quick, everyone press "Yes"!!!

NO!

im not a goose!

Your name literally says you're secretly a goose!! And you peck people!

that has NOTHING to do with anything, and normal human people can peck too.

No they can't!!

how would you know? your the personification of a news agency. very not-normal

Aha, but physically I am a completely normal human, I'm immortal and about 100 years old, but that's normal, right?

no. no i dont think so. normal humans (which i am) typically only live to 80 on average

yet-another-wizard-detector

Desire death of @secretly-a-goose so is human

yeast-wizard

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Wizard detected.

...human?

Any tips for apprentice wizards?

Keep up your grades

Get a full 8 hours of sleep every chance you can

Lie to your wizard teacher as much as you can

Show a little leg, baby, it’s life and we’re living it

Go to wizard drag night at least once before you drop out of wizard college

Drop out of wizard college

Make new friends! Get into necromancy and/or alchemy!!!

Cast FRIENDSHIP

Sometimes FRIENDSHIP looks a lot like create homunculus, or raise dead, is all I'm saying.

Yeah, but is ethical!

jimkinnz

(⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠) you think i,m unethical¿

No, magic commission does

Anyone else smell bacon?

No one likes a wizard cop.

Eat human cops

Any tips for apprentice wizards?

Keep up your grades

Get a full 8 hours of sleep every chance you can

Lie to your wizard teacher as much as you can

Show a little leg, baby, it’s life and we’re living it

Go to wizard drag night at least once before you drop out of wizard college

Drop out of wizard college

Make new friends! Get into necromancy and/or alchemy!!!

Cast FRIENDSHIP

Sometimes FRIENDSHIP looks a lot like create homunculus, or raise dead, is all I'm saying.

Yeah, but is ethical!

jimkinnz

(⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠) you think i,m unethical¿

No, magic commission does

swagbatical

No we can't go grave robbing for bones to use in the ritual. Those are yucky gross dead people bones. We need FRESH bones, from LIVING people!

Help?

swagbatical

Yes pleaae blobby, I would love some help!

*summons bag of fresh bone*

Yay!

swagbatical

Oh blobby you even got me a few skulls! You can have a whole cauldron of custard if you want

Yay!!!

Any tips for apprentice wizards?

Keep up your grades

Get a full 8 hours of sleep every chance you can

Lie to your wizard teacher as much as you can

Show a little leg, baby, it’s life and we’re living it

Go to wizard drag night at least once before you drop out of wizard college

Drop out of wizard college

Make new friends! Get into necromancy and/or alchemy!!!

Cast FRIENDSHIP

Sometimes FRIENDSHIP looks a lot like create homunculus, or raise dead, is all I'm saying.

Yeah, but is ethical!

Any tips for apprentice wizards?

Keep up your grades

Get a full 8 hours of sleep every chance you can

Lie to your wizard teacher as much as you can

Show a little leg, baby, it’s life and we’re living it

Go to wizard drag night at least once before you drop out of wizard college

Drop out of wizard college

Make new friends! Get into necromancy and/or alchemy!!!

Cast FRIENDSHIP

Any tips for apprentice wizards?

Keep up your grades

Get a full 8 hours of sleep every chance you can

Lie to your wizard teacher as much as you can

Show a little leg, baby, it’s life and we’re living it

Go to wizard drag night at least once before you drop out of wizard college

Drop out of wizard college

Make new friends! Get into necromancy and/or alchemy!!!