[theehorsepusssy]

[gaytricorder]

it’s giving bella and edward

[wulfhalls]

[tomatopine]

That was normal.

[powerfulwizard]

I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.

[powerfulwizard]

Like this but with big fluffy hair with white streaks

[powerfulwizard]

Oh my god

[organicmatter]

How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

[morshmallow]

not enough

[velociraptrix]

millions of penguins probably have

[organicmatter]

This is so true and such a good point

[lesiasmadness]

I feel like I've been told to touch grass by a dog

Luke my pebble

[annabelle--cane]

so fucked up to me that david dastmalchian looks Like That and is quite gothy in his personal stylings and has a solid casting type of assorted genre fiction freaks and weirdos (affectionate) and literally hosts a talk show where the whole bit is that it's done with both parties lying in coffins and yet he somehow doesn't appear to have ever played a vampire. like there's something metaphysically wrong about this fact. I feel as though some sort of task force or think tank should be assembled to address and resolve the issue. mr dastmalchian if you are somehow reading this then I really cannot stress enough how urgent I believe this matter to be.

[annabelle--cane]

this is the most vampiric actor I've ever seen in my life can something PLEASE be done about this

[thatiswhy]

@lookninjas

[lookninjas]

#but also not the vampire: he should play mina

HE SURE SHOULD

[woodmeat]

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

[dapperalbinobudgie]

We’re self conscious about everything

[woodmeat]

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

[spaceistheplaceart]

a group of mystery solvers that explore strange places in the 1970s??? hmm...

no effect version + reference below cut

[lemarinbleu]

I'll never get enough of this man

[kaidenchii]

Witch dads

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[stumblngrumbl]

wth

"tens of thousands"

these ones are likely Mobula Munkiana

up to about 1.1m width

The largest school of rays ever caught on film

Tens of thousands of mobula rays come together off the coast of Baja California in a brilliant display of their massive numbers underwater.

[daylightglitch]

one for the Phistory books: a musical

[deliciousdietdrpepper]

Yada yada yada, there's a new episode of crowd control out? Alright, cool..cool....

THERE's a new ACADEMIC PAPER COMing out about VOLTRON?????

[deliciousdietdrpepper]

[deliciousdietdrpepper]

[deliciousdietdrpepper]

Are You a Victim of Voltron: Legendary Defender? (2016)

Yes, I watched it 😔

No, but I still watched it (stronger than me, I'll tell you that much)

Yes, but I didn't watch it (tumblr citizen)

No, what is this (wish I was you)

Voting ended onOct 16, 2025

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[mistressaccost]

the nice thing about the torture chamber is that it’s the one place you can really be yourself

[hyliaphora-cecropia]

worst part of using discord with a lot of fun custom emotes is that they become an instinctual part of your texting vernacular. what do you mean i can't just drop an :ashbaby: or :bergentruck: wherever i choose. these glyphs are central to my twisted version of the written english language; communicating without them is like casting a yet-fledged angel from the heavenly balusters and commanding it to soar

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

i was gonna say “wow, they’re really pushing the came back wrong trope because buffy keeps repeating the exact phrase” until i googled and realise the phrase “came back wrong” literally originates from buffy. this show is like the modern shakespeare

[aphony-cree]

in 2004 a thread started on buffistas.org to discuss tropes used in Buffy and other Whedonverse shows. At the time there were no formal names for most tropes so users assigned them names based on the scenes they were discussing. This thread inspired one of the site members to start the website TVTropes.org

Most of the listings on TVtropes were named after scenes and quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[heybluechild]

what learning fandom history is like

(and if it's not btvs, as people in the tags have noted, it's star trek or the x-files)