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[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[addiewho]

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

[boy-in-the-stars]

pinning thissss

[fiddlepickdouglas]

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

[nyxsomnia7]

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

[totallynots8tan]

This is amazing

[that-one-fishboy-deactivated202]

@the-ellia-west - cool things!

[kirrus-klouds]

@tittysaurus

[j3lly-jam]

Neeeeeedded

[jaydove-writes]

I hope this helps

[bagelbitesstudios]

yoink

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

@confusedhomicidalrage in case you want, sweetie <3 silk one is fun lol

[confusedhomicidalrage]

Aw, thanks, honey! You’re such a dear <3

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

:“D no problem love <3

[confusedhomicidalrage]

You’re the sweetest, aren’t you? <3

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

mhmhmh ily <333333 not really though you are :)

[parkersgarage]

a/n: been wanting to write for him but my thing is fluff, it’s my forte (if I’m allowed to say that) I think he would be softer towards his partner, this is just him messing (joking) around with them

geum seongje x gn!reader | 962 wc | no major warnings, seongje is an ass (affectionate) probably ooc (sorry)

Seongje gradually starts to notice a habit of yours. It wasn’t subtle, not one bit. Rather, it was odd if you didn’t do it. 

When you would greet him, with the usual hello, a question about how his day was going so far, and a kiss, right under his eye. He should have known beforehand; his mother had told him the small mole under his eye was his charming point. A place she’d kissed before he went to bed as a kid, now the place you seemed to be drawn to. 

He tries to avoid it for a bit, just to see what you’d do. 

He’d placed a band-aid over it first, groaning loudly when you’d asked him what happened, nearly dropping his facade to laugh at the pout that formed on your lips when you realized where he’d gotten hurt. 

You’d kissed his cheek instead. Seongje wasn’t satisfied with your reaction. 

The next time you see him is at his house. His mother lets you in, going on and on about how her poor son was so tired that he fell asleep waiting for you. You knew he was bullshitting, he’d stayed up for twenty-four hours playing a stupid game with his friends.

When you walk into his room, Seongje almost laughs at the frustrated sigh you huff out, listening to your mumbling about his sleeping position.

On his side, cheek squished into his pillow, blocking your favorite place to kiss. You could tilt his face, but Seongje was a light sleeper, and you’d rather let him rest than satisfy your selfish wants even if he was faking it.

“Damn asshole,” You whisper, he can feel your breath fanning against his mouth. “I bet you’re doing this on purpose.” 

You kiss the corner of his mouth, he fights the upturn of his lips, cracking an eye open tiredly to look at you. “Yah, what a creep. Kissing me while I sleep.” 

The next time he tries to dodge it, he makes the wrong move. 

You find him leaning against a wall just outside the bowling alley, hands shoved into the pockets of his jacket, a cigarette hanging loosely from his lips before he takes it out and flicks it away.

As you step closer, you note that there’s no obstructions to the skin under his eye. But now, as you stand in front of him, the mole is nowhere in sight. 

You call him out on it, pointing under your eye repeatedly. “What? I got it removed.” When you just blink at him, he waves his hand in front of your face, snapping his fingers when you don’t utter a single word for two minutes. 

But when your hand reaches up to his face, thumb brushing delicately across the skin under his eye, Seongje realizes two things. 

One, he’s been caught. Judging from the way your eyes widen slightly and drift to your thumb, he’s sure you’d wiped the makeup clean off. 

And two, how much you actually love to kiss that spot. 

He grunts when you pull his head towards you, sputtering when you pepper kisses on and around the mole, probably feeling how warm his cheeks have gotten. 

His hands find your shoulders, gently pushing you back until you're off of him. His hair tousled and cheeks burning, and his ears red at the tips. “What the hell is wrong with you?” 

“Do you know how long I’ve been trying to kiss you there?” You snap, slapping his shoulder lightly. “You asshole, you think I didn’t see what you were doing?” 

“It only took you until the third time to get what you wanted, right?” He huffs, fixing his hair while quietly cursing. 

You watch him quietly, the movement of his lips as he mumbles about his appearance, the twitch of his brow when his hair gets caught in his glasses. “If you wanted me to stop, you could’ve asked, Seongje.”

He pauses his movements, jutting his lips out with a shake of his head. “No, I was just messing with you.” He digs into his pocket, pulling out his box of cigarettes and taking one out. Not lighting it, just keeping it between his teeth. (Seongje refuses to smoke near you.) “Do what you want.” 

After his words, you hadn't moved an inch. Seongje raises a brow at your sudden silence, fingers brushing against your hand to get your attention. “What? What’s wrong with you?”

He doesn’t move when your hand reaches up to his face, doesn’t protest when you take the cigarette from his lips and bring him closer, and doesn’t pull away when you inevitably press your lips against his. Slowly, deliberately, your tongue swipes lightly against his bottom lip, but Seongje keeps his mouth shut and slotted against yours. With a tilt of his head, it deepens instantly, his hand creeping up to rest against the nape of your neck, pushing you closer until your skin burns against his.

A noise slips past when you pull apart, but it's undecipherable as to who let it out. His lips are puffy, a faint shine from your earlier swipe of tongue. He looks dazed as he lets his head fall back against the wall, a satisfied grin coming to his face despite the burn of his cheeks and ears. 

“You could’ve been kissing me like that this whole time but you’re so infatuated with the damn mole under my eye? You’re unbelievable.” 

He laughs when you scoff, watching as your hand rests on his shoulder, seemingly keeping him in place as you press yet another kiss to your favorite spot. “If you ever pull that shit again, I’ll kill you.” 

Seongje doesn’t do it again— immediately, at least. He likes to mess with you.

You let him.

[yandere-romanticaa]

hey can i have Yandere Headcanons of the 4 Kings Hisui, Yashiro, Mikoto and Reisi what they will do if theier S/O is the clansmen of another Clan

♡ Hisui Nagare ♡

Nagare isn’t going to like this one fucking bit. He is already such a huge stalker, but once he learns that his s/o joined the Silver Clan, he is going to be so sad. He desperately wanted his s/o to stay out of this Clan business, if not have them join his clan. The Green Clan could have been their family, and in a way they already are. Everyone who is even slightly close to Nagare will know just how obsessed he really is with his s/o and he is willing to do absolutely anything for them. But this way, Nagare will definitely put an extremely high bounty on s/o’s head. Anyone who can bring s/o to him alive and well will receive a plentiful reward, but most of all s/o will be his. But, until that faithful day, Nagare will put up even more cameras around the city and he has no choice but to paintently wait for his s/o. It’s only a matter of time before they can finally be together…

♡ Yashiro Isana ♡

Ah, poor sweet Yashiro. At first he honestly won’t have a single clue on what to do in a situation like this. His heart was completely shattered once he learned that his s/o was with the Golden Clan, but the only thing that brought him any sort of comfort was the fact that clan was lead by his dear friend.

That didn’t mean he liked it though.

As much as he hated to admit, Shiro felt jealous by the fact that his s/o joined a different Clan. Wasn’t his Clan good enough? Sure, it was pretty small, but Neko and Kuroh are amazing fighters and they would all be such good friends! He could give his s/o a home, a happy family and a stable environment! …so why aren’t they with him?! Yashiro will do absolutely anything to change s/o’s opinion, and one way or another, they will be welcomed in to the Silver Clan… Whenever they want to or not.

MY KING, I LOVE YOU-

♡ Munakata Reisi ♡

Munakata is going to have conflicting feelings about this. Sure, he is proud of his s/o for being so brave and confident to join a Clan, but the Red Clan?

Seriously?

He fails to realize why on Earth they would want to join a violent and reckless clan like the Red one, but he’ll keep his cool. Whenever he casually bumps in to his s/o on the streets, he will always talk to them about the Red Clan. He will subtly suggest that the Red Clan is dangerous and if he’s extremely lucky, he might just offer them a job at Sector 4! Or, of course, he could always manipulate Mikoto in to giving s/o to him. He’ll bring up some past charges, and Munakata will claim that it will be enough if he gives him at least one member. Mikoto will have no choice but to agree with his terms, and at some point s/o will be forced to change clans. Munakata will gladly welcome s/o in to the Blue Clan, and he will go easy on them for the first few weeks. But, after that short while you can expect Munakata to toughen up and he will expect his s/o to obey his every single order.

♡ Mikoto Suoh ♡

Mikoto is going to be flat out pissed. Honestly, how the Hell did his s/o got in to the God damn Blue Clan?! He’s so salty and bitter about the entire situation, he just needs some time alone to think things through. He will endlessly both hate and envy Munakata for having one of the most amazing and beautiful human beings in his Clan. But out of everyone above Mikoto is going to be vocal about his disapproval. He will flat out tell his s/o that he hates the fact that they are in the Blue Clan. The Red Clan is obviously so much better, so why not switch sides already? Mikoto might even become a bit aggressive towards his s/o if they are being too difficult. For a while, he will back off and leave s/o alone, but don’t be fooled. Mikoto is like a lion, and s/o is his prey. He will patiently wait for his s/o to come around or for them to get injured or something like that whichever comes first and that’s when he will strike and take s/o away for good.

[yandere-romanticaa]

I still to this day do not understand how my stuff for K Project ever got any notes

[bookflowersnerd]

if i had known you wrote k project stuff i would have been giving you so many compliments and notes cuz i recently fell back into k project and i could not find a single person who writes for it

[n0tamused]

Omg congrats on 1500 followers!!!! Can I request a romantic Jing Yuan (if it's okay, it would be the one where he's a bit younger like he's still a lieutenant in that one wardance quest, but it depends on you! No pressure ^^) with action prompt 18 with the fluff 21

˖ ࣪⊹Jing Yuan x Reader

18.Walking barefoot on the dew covered grass, hand in hand, under the stars + 21."Can I kiss you?" "You have no idea how long I've waited to hear you ask that."

A/n: Thank you so much! And I really hope you enjoy this ! <3

Contents: Jing Yuan x GN!Reader, fluff, Lieutenant JY, Jing Yuan is the one asking the question, I've proofread through this but I still feel like there's something I missed </3 If I did, pretend it's not there pls, I'll check again tomorrow

Words: 1050

Ko-Fi |  1.5K followers event

The soft twinkling of stars lit up the blackened skies, little milk drops scattered across black tiles with a passing crescent moon hanging overhead in the western corner. There was another moon, barely noticeable just below that one, following along.  Jing Yuan had proposed mythical stories of the two moons, how those were giant carriages of the Lan’s assistants, chasing away the plagues that troubled the world and aiding the entire of Xianzhou. Both of you knew this was all a tale, Lan worked alone, but that lie didn’t make the sight any less beautiful, if anything it added onto the growing mystique of the universe around you. And now as night enveloped the Luofu in a quiet embrace, promising sweet dreams wafting in the air and lulling the world to sleep, the two of you walked hand in hand down the lush grass gardens, bare feet feeling the damp ground. Little droplets licked cold dots across your ankles, the heat of your skin melting through just as easy, but the feeling was bordering on being ticklish. 

You giggled as Jing Yuan pulled you along, his attire devoid of his armor, yet he still wore the pale blue uniform of a Lieutenant, the red sash hanging loose and trailing behind him in twin tails. 

“Jing Yuan, why in the world must we go so far out?” you whispered as if there was anyone else but you and the undergrowth and the trees. “We could’ve seen the stars from the grassy steps just fine” you added as you pushed forward to catch up to his side, poking him beneath the ribs at which he jumped back with a hearty chuckle. 

“Because there is a better spot, and there is something much more beautiful to be seen, that which I do not want you to miss! Come-” he gave you no pause as he continued on his march towards a hill that stood out in the garden, a sapling that had been planted there was now barely tall enough above your heads, slender and full of thin branches with tiny little white blooms. When you almost slipped back down the hill, Jing Yuan promptly dug his heels into the ground and pulled you closer to him, keeping you upright and smiling that smile of his that was half warm and tender and half teasing.

By the time you were in the spot Jing Yuan marked as the destination, the smaller moon seemingly caught up to the big one and there were faint traces of color across the skies. Jing Yuan let go of your hand to unroll a blanket, a thick thing that looked heavy and weighed even more than that. You were both slightly damp from the grass and the shrubs he dragged you through, swearing high and low how this was the best way, a short cut, he said.

You both huddled onto the blanket and for a long while there was nothing but the sky and the two of you. Silently watching the stars blink right back at you. At one point a thought crossed your mind, one you didn’t hesitate to blurt out. “Are we waiting for something?”

Jing Yuan hushed you instead, pointing up towards the sky, and you quickly went quiet once more, eyes glued upwards, while your hand unconsciously brushed against his, seeking out his touch, his warmth.

This time, it wasn’t long before the midnight blues exploded with swirls of colorful hues, purples and greens and pinks, dancing along like silk scarves, making the stars fade in and out of existence, playing hide and seek. Your mouth fell open in shock, a sound of pleasant surprise falling from your lips.

A joy like that of a child lit inside of you, wishing to make your chest expand and glow, it yearned to be shared. And without a second thought you lunged sideways to embrace the Lieutenant that brought you here, arms wrapping about his neck in a vice as laughter bubbled up your throat. His own laughter followed and after a few heartbeats you felt his arms around you. 

“This is beautiful! Jing Yuan, look!” You pointed upwards as a star dashed across, looking like an arrowpoint of Lan themselves with its colorful streaked tail. It left behind a burning sash across the heavens even after it flew by and goosebumps rose across your skin.

“I told you it would all be worth it, you should put a little more trust in me, y’know” you heard him tell you, strands of his abundant hair tickling at your cheek.

The sight could be no more beautiful than this, a wonder beheld by the heavens just for you. The world is asleep and cold, the only warmth being that of the two of you. But once you looked at Jing Yuan you came to realize he was paying no attention to the sky - but you.

His eyes held depth, reflecting the colors fading in the sky, showing an emotion the two of you have struggled and feared to name for too long. Your eyes, captivated by his own, found it hard to look away, your gaze softening in face of his gentle smile.

Jing Yuan was still holding you, and were it any lighter you would have been able to see his cheeks as they began to grow more red. 

“May..May I kiss you?” He whispered the words as if speaking them outloud would break apart this perfect moment, waking him up from this dream so fate could laugh in his face. Courage he plucked up earlier was surging through his ears like a torrent, drumming and beating loud and keeping him where he sat, unmoving, waiting for you to..

“..You have no idea how long I've waited to hear you ask that."

His brows sprang up in surprise, smile dropping into an ‘o’ shape before springing up into a smile, and without wasting another moment of precious time, he leaned forward and captured your lips in a tender kiss. 

His lips lingered, encouraged by your own arms holding him. He could swear he could hear your heart, but you could also hear his. 

The world was as perfect as it would ever get. The night belonged to the two of you, and no one else.

Ⓒ n0tamused/jarttavia_. Do not repost, translate, edit, and/or copy any of my works. Likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated.

[bookflowersnerd]

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[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[kubo-kubo]

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog]

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

[in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone]

PLEASE

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CMON MAGICAL PICTURE

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[loverrr-girl]

OMG PLS PLS PLS HAPPEN

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PLEASE

CMON, JUST THIS ONCE

[milady-motherfucker]

Plzzzz

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PLEASE

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PLEASE I NEED THIS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

[belovedrat]

BRO I NEED ALL THE LUCK I CAN GET 🙏 school ends in less than 2 weeks.. :,)

[aflairforthemelodramaticc-deact]

i have a maths test tmrw i forgot about save me magic grades

[caramel-covered-apples]

save me magic grades

[purple-iris-flower-deactivated2]

SAVE ME PLEASE🙏

[evil-maryland]

PLEASE I HAVE EXAMS

[totally-india]

Reblogging it again for my mutuals 😔

[india-official]

Need this

[bookflowersnerd]

i need this so badly.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[larsspendant]

I want to receive money and axes.

@lampyr1s ** yours will be in 2, pretty😏💖

[bookflowersnerd]

[bookflowersnerd]

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[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[roguekhajiit]

[politicalantibody]

Some of them have backslid and given in, but their words still stand.

[itwasagoodblt-deactivated202411]

3k notes and i make more gay bracelets, grow my hair out, and tell my math teacher i use she/her pronouns.

[machathemany]

AIGHT MY FELLOW ADEPTS Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO

@0venatrix @systembug @lazywriter-artist

Come on y'all we can do this!

Reblog and like this please!

[itwasagoodblt-deactivated202411]

wails

[god-knew-i-would-be-too-powerful]

God knew I would be too powerful if I didn't tag @non-tyrannical-usa

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@non-tyrannical-usa @long-live-astronerd-ghost-king @sguidwards-bestfriend @mikeluciraphgabe @nerdpoe

[aussieaspecforces]

[\||/] My mutual's note post???? And one of my sideblogs???? On aussieaspecforces real not clickbait?????

[silverdori-deactivated20251014]

@ashippingpotato

GO POTATO GO

[ashippingpotato]

Wooo kk!!

@stars-over-ice-cream @rileyh20 @carzugus099 @foxxys-huzband @spacecowboy-01 @oh-quiznakles @simp4diobrando @bestestboyintheworld @idoweirdcrap @belabeya @jvlz-the-unicorn @soulvtude @not6goblinsinacoat @frostyblustar @willowtreebee @ocean-pie @rayrayskies22 @museaway @razatronz @mushed-kid @lichen--moss @kogakio @kosmicioi @thepastelpop @featherlight-whispers @nyxmainex @skigle @future-mr-red-lion @the-depression-gremlin @the-history-chap @tallrockpokemans @kartanonoita @stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling @justalunaticfangirl @bloutwo @idk-what-to-put-here-123 @all-l-wanna-do @berryzxx @margaret-the-duck all meh other moots and anyone who sees this!!!

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[strange-aeons]

🥕PENIS CARROT 🥕

🥕PENIS CARROT MARKS THE BEGINNING OF THE FALL SEASON 🥕

🥕REBLOG TO GIVE YOUR FOLLOWERS A PENIS CARROT🥕

[negative-speedforce]

This is the handwash station.

Your hands are now clean of any reblog bait you didn't engage with, any compulsions you didn't obey, or any other intrusive thoughts or mental spiraling.

[the-yapstarzzz]

Tysm man i needed it

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[english-history-trip]

[lioness--hart]

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

[abashurd]

[tsvete]

The inevitable reboot better go for these looks.

[vibewars]

Frodo’s bizarre adventure

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[glass-rose-paperweight]

Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

[masterofhounds]

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

[thornypeach3]

Ahh it’s back.

“And that’s why we have a John Watson”, indeed 😂

[thefangirlofhp]

Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

[firestarsandseneschals]

this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

[b00kworm]

THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

[wrxthswitch]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

[the-most-medium-lesbian]

On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

[lindonleaves]

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

[pocket-sized-friend]

:O

[kit-and-kitsune]

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

[autumnangel20]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[parker-likes-tea-deactivated202]

yesssss

[isa-ghost]

Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, it’s genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do

[maximumsunshine]

Well. Since you asked. I was on tumblr as this post was being built in 2013. The height of superwholock. Which has, since then, been declared peak cringe. So people picked new fandoms to openly love in earnest. Which were also eventually declared cringe. Eventually the youth decided to cut out the middleman, and declared loving anything in earnest to be fully cringe. So it has been a really long time since the day to day users of tumblr have let any fandom create anything nearing the cultural phenomenon that was superwholock. And it is exactly those cultural phenomena that are needed to create posts like this.

So. What happened? Cringe culture happened.

Try and imagine what would happen if this post wasn’t the “sacred texts” only ever seen in screen shots and in pinterest. Try and imagine any current pop culture detective media fandom creating this post today. They’d be slaughtered for being cringe by the time (in this case) Sherlock was mentined.

But because this post is 10 years old and completely broke containment, it’s celebrated when it graces our dashes.

[thecrazyashley-blog]

I blazed a small fandom event announcement.  Because I was genuinely excited to be part of a Big Bang for a wonderful movie.  One of the first responses I got was “Why would you blaze this?” Because of genuine excitement. Because I wanted to celebrate the friends I’d met in the fandom To spread joy to people who might also like the content but hadn’t seen it yet.   The fact that that was genuinely not realized made me sad.  I love thing, I celebrate thing.   I’m too old for cringe.  Cringe is dead.  Love what you love.  Enjoy the small things in life, it’s too short to do otherwise.

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND WE KILLED IT.

SPREAD THE LOVE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

[the-haiku-bot]

CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND

WE KILLED IT.SPREAD THE LOVE FOR

YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bananacatmeow]

yo its a famous post nice