A direct window into my prefrontal cortex

I didn't lose it babe, there wasn't much to find

[real-language-facts]

you're stuck in second person but you actually kinda like it here

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[weed-wuppy-beloved]

sex act from a girl with traits

[temitoka]

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

[commanderchr1st]

i went on the scooby doo diet where I just eat giant subs and processed biscuits and I gotta say im not feeling to

[commanderchr1st]

o good.

[feldfrog]

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

[redavexat]

[pankendev]

i got burnt too many times at the till realizing i left my money at home, so now i try to keep as many different modes of payment on me as i possibly can. i'm talking cards. i'm talking coins. i'm talking contactless. i'm talking collectibles. i'm talking favors. i'm talking precious minerals. i'm talking gemstones & jewelry. i'm talking scrip. i'm talking endangered species. i'm talking discontinued drugs. i'm talking priceless works of art. i'm talking moon rocks. i'm talking hot trading tips. i'm talking banned weaponry. i'm talking deeds to various plots of land. i'm talking treasure maps. i'm talking lost media. i'm talking fucked-up things in jars. i'm talking historical artifacts. i'm talking sacred relics. i'm talking state secrets. i'm talking passwords. i'm talking cursed statuettes. i'm talking private performances. i'm talking life-changing advice. i'm talking beanie babies. i'm talking first-born sons. i'm talking interesting seashells. i'm talking smooth stones with holes in them. and if all else fails i believe kindness and a smile can get you anything in life; & thievery

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[sacred-portal]

[a-particular-j-name]

i think this is my magnum opus idk how i can top this

[the-haiku-bot]

i think this is my

magnum opus idk

how i can top this

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bobdylanyaoi]

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

[frankiedotbiz]

deltarune spoiler

[budgetairlines]

[first time doing a sudoku] damn girl this crosswords all numbers

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[curiositysavesthecat]

Do you like your birth date?

Yes, I like it

No, I dislike it

Neutral / no opinion

Voting ended onJun 29

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