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Is there anything sadder than the little chunk of Kikis Delivery Service when Kiki says "I used to really like flying before it was my job" and then gets so burned out that her magic stops working and she cant talk to Jiji anymore and she tries so hard to FORCE the magic that she breaks her mothers broom and stays up all night, alone, trying to make a new one and crying?

And I know it is all ok in the end- Kiki has friends who look out for her and she takes care of herself and finds her place.

But fuck, those 20 minutes just hurt my heart so much.

shybi-n-ready2cry

cat-goblin

I’m rewatching all the LotR movies bc of the show and in the beginning of the first hobbit movie I thought “oh god there must be so much SmaugxBilbo porn out there” because it was the early 2010’s and you had Martin Freeman and Benedict Curlyfries.

And now that it’s done I’m wondering HOW I didn’t realize just how gay Bilbo and Thorin are?????? I haven’t checked but I just KNOW Ao3 is exploding with fluff and smut and one shots and probably fics that could be entire new novels.

I knew they weren’t going to, but for a second I deadass thought they were gonna kiss at the end when Thorin hugged Bilbo. I think ya girl just found her new hyperfixation.

#ok I googled it #the ship name is thilbo #tbh just sounds like another dwarf #oh god there’s definitely an mpreg out there where they name their kid Thilbo #why were we so depraved in the early 2010’s #who am I kidding were just as if not more depraved now

I’m rewatching all the LotR movies bc of the show and in the beginning of the first hobbit movie I thought “oh god there must be so much SmaugxBilbo porn out there” because it was the early 2010’s and you had Martin Freeman and Benedict Curlyfries.

And now that it’s done I’m wondering HOW I didn’t realize just how gay Bilbo and Thorin are?????? I haven’t checked but I just KNOW Ao3 is exploding with fluff and smut and one shots and probably fics that could be entire new novels.

I knew they weren’t going to, but for a second I deadass thought they were gonna kiss at the end when Thorin hugged Bilbo. I think ya girl just found her new hyperfixation.

#lotr #the hobbit #hobbit #bilbo #bilbo baggins #bilbo and thorin #what’s their ship name?#i know it exists

dingdongyouarewrong

do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up

dingdongyouarewrong

i had a son in one of my dreams, he was 3 or 4, i loved him so much, i don’t remember his name but i remember loving him so much, and then i woke up and he was gone

alittlewomble

Hey um what the FUCk

mumblesplash

tldr: boy have i ever

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thrashbeatles

haha izzy i am sleeping with your captain

#our flag means death #ofmd #blackbonnet #blackbeard #edward teach #stede bonnet #izzy hands

upsettingandunfortunateclasshate

bauliya

arundhati roy is an Indian leftist activist and author, and this is a criticism of Gandhi and Gandhian politics. this context is important. she’s lived through the failure of gandhi-esque politics.

bearsbonesbows

This is our cat Wangji and this is Niall from One Direction on this leg

speedlimit15

this is the kind of post that should be blazed. thanks. thank you. great work

cisthoughtcrime

toastbutteregg

graftandgrief

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

upsettingandunfortunateclasshate

Fuck this

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers

This is insane.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

Capitalism is so innovative /s

thestoryofaslut

Hi! Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass? Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}") Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant. This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging. As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.