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I'm a nerdy bisexual feminist artist with an anxiety disorder and an exceptionally ordinary life, who lives vicariously through fictional characters.

[catchymemes]

[taiey]

me: oh the technique it takes to create abstract art is so precise and — me: . . . o:

[cordezshenanigans]

I'm sorry what

[thebigbiwolf]

Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

[thebigbiwolf]

Would love to show y'all but yeah

[thebigbiwolf]

[runcibility]

[dahliadear]

So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord have mercy.” It’s one of the oldest Christian liturgical prayers and features in the Bible, and when Christianity became Latinised, it as one of the only surviving Greek prayers.

Just for fun I plugged it into Google Translate to see what modern Greek thinks of it and

10/10 A+ tat so glad its marked on my skin forever, would tattoo again

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Thanks OP you ruined the liturgy for me.

[bunjywunjy]

never gonna hear The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack the same way again

[kamen-rider-zed]

Frollo: Ima kill this baby

Choir in the background: Dude fuckin chill

[pottamux]

Frollo: I’m gonna set her on fire

Choir: Dude… chill

[what-even-is-thiss]

My entire church singing in unison: ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Calm down, sir! ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Take it easy, sir! ♫

[argumate]

LORD, you’re making a scene

[ingridverse]

🎶 Sir, this is an Arby’s 🎶

[parkchanwoohoo]

I finished putting together the Irish-American heritage month display and Jesus CHRIST there are so few books about Ireland in our collection?? Once more, I must say:

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh and for the people who asked me last time what "a lot of stuff" entails

[parkchanwoohoo]

How the FUCK did I forget this

[catcmack]

Listen, I only ever got into Mayans MC through gifs on Tumblr and clips on YouTube, so I don't have the same pain as a lot of people over the final season.

But thanks to Tumblr I was invested in Luisa. Therefore I offer you my head cannon in these trying times:

Minnie stabbed Luisa once, then imagined stabbing her a bunch more times, but imagining it made her realize that no matter how angry she is at Luisa part of her still loves her too, so she has some goons drop her in front of a hospital, and Luisa will spend several months in a coma fighting for her life, but then she'll wake up and go home and piece together what happened and she'll go find her boys and Luisa and Angel and Maverick will live happily ever after, the end.

[smidge-j]

If you're new to tumblr from reddit, we don't do down vote here.

We have a much more …elegant system in place, which I’m sure one of my mutuals would be willing to demonstrate here.

[radicalreliablerandomness]

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[fuckyeahamphibia]

[beggars-opera]

Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham

[stitch-n-time]

I vote we revive this shit.

Y’all, if this post gets 2k notes I’ll buy my own damned self a doughnut.

[stitch-n-time]

Y’know what? Yes. If this hits 24k by the time I wake up on 21 June 2023, I’ll get myself a dozen. And a big ol’ coffee to go with them.

[cipheramnesia]

What will you do for 100K?

[stitch-n-time]

50K is fancy grilled cheese and tomato soup.

100K... Either a steak dinner, or a trip to the German place. I would make a poll if I could, but I’m too old and cranky to figure it out. XD

[nudityandnerdery]

FOR THE GRILLED CHEESE!

[callmebliss]

TEAM GERMAN PLACE GO GO GO

[cipheramnesia]

@beggars-opera how's it going

[fannibalgrowingcircle]

You know we're going to want to see pictures right

[madnessofmen]

the fact that a river ends at the mouth implies that the source is the anus, and a river flows from anus to mouth

not for this one I don't think so

[madnessofmen]

??????

[neighborlyarson]

[depsidase]

[fried-berries]

[ajosieee]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[catcmack]

Jasnah: It's time for a philosophy lesson

Shallan: How is this a philosophy lesson

Jasnah: What, murder is a philosophy

[ritterum]

if your vagina

- develops a fascination with occult and Gnostic mysticism

- keeps turning and turning in its widening gyre

- pens multiple scholarly and literary works on Irish mythology

- can no longer hold its centre

call your doctor immediately! you may have contracted a yeats infection

[sunspotpony]

@sheepgirlmeat

[pyrrhiccomedy]

all of your feelings are valid as in “worth acknowledgment and internal consideration” but some of your feelings are also stupid and mean, and you need to deal with that shit without making it anyone else’s problem

[pyrrhiccomedy]

like we are all beings of light, namaste, but also every single one of us has an ugly, dumb, selfish, lazy goblin living inside of us which can never be silenced or destroyed. and being a decent person means keeping that little fuck in his special little playpen hidden away in your heart, with his colorful enrichment rattles and his favorite pieces of raw meat, where he can pipe up with his wretched little opinions and you can nod sagaciously at him and pat him on the head and tell him you understand why he feels that way and never, ever let anybody else get their feelings hurt by him, because he sucks shit and nothing he has to say is worthy of notice by anyone but you. you should pay attention to him, but only because it’s important to understand your own worst impulses, and because trying to ignore him will make him break down a wall and run out into the street where he can show passerbys his privates and eat cigarette butts right off the ground. your goblin is valid: that doesn’t mean he’s fit for company.

[tlirsgender]

Hobbits are SO judgy and nosy but I don't think they're homophobic I think they'd find some random other thing to be like "those people are odd over there" about

[tlirsgender]

His husband folds their towels differently, I heard. Starts with the wrong end it's rather strange..

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a reply from @monkeybean29 that reads "Tbh hobbits would only be judgy about shit within your control or whatever. Like you can't choose to be gay but you can absolutely choose how you fold your towels" /end ID]

Yes exactly... You get it. They have small town gossip (not a whole lot else going on) but hobbits can clearly be gay. I think they'd love butch lesbians tbh. Weird to fold your towels like that though

[diaspora-transan]

The hobbits always get my gender right, but they despise the fact that I eat cereal with a fork

[tlirsgender]

And so do I that's demented

[natalieironside]

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

[persephonessugarbaby]

Ol' Davey really just saw people rioting in the streets and went "Sweet! ACAB!"

[ryuko-archive]

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

[the-fault-in-our-balls]

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

[ryuko-archive]

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

[dolcifool]

[dragonthief2991]

I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:

And I am losing my goddam mind.

[lynati]

You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse? …

wait. shit. oh god. I can’t unsee it…

[amemait]

Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?

[turtlehasknife]

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

The original comic was about Simpsons porn?

[awed-frog]

This is possibly the most tumblr-y tumblr post I’ve ever seen.

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[potatochipship]

[vergess]

(I made a version that should be legible as a bumper sticker and roughly the right proportions. You’re on your own for vectors, I cannot be bothered right now)

[madam-melon-meow]

This is excellent

[hamletthedane]

Nothing worse than your grandparents asking if you’re bringing a boyfriend to the family’s annual deer hunt, and you getting a little ticked off bc you’ve been openly gay for the better part of a decade so you impulsively respond “no I’m bringing my girlfriend” and get a nice apologetic response but UH OH - you haven’t had anything resembling a serious date since before law school and that was like five years ago so now you have to pretend to break up with your alleged girlfriend right before the trip and act all sad about it the whole time which is definitely a much worse fate than just ignoring some vague homophobia, and now your cousins also want details and your parents are like wtf who the hell is this mystery girl, when ALL you really wanted was an excuse to quietly sit in a deer blind for a few hours in November, wrapped in blankets drinking spiked hot chocolate and pretending to look for deer.

[hamletthedane]

@readbythestarlight @ducktoothcollection

see, I love where you’re going with this. my first thought was absolutely “ha I’ve accidentally written myself into a fake dating trope romcom”

but then my second thought was that “hey random stranger, can you pretend to date me during my annual family reunion deep in the backcountry of texas where my very white southern family will be hunting large game for population control and you will be seeing a lot of dead animal symbolism as they uncomfortably stare at you” is literally the premise of a Jordan Peele horror movie