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I’m Dan! Latin teacher, books, video games, tv shows, movies, memes

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[jaaneymann]

so almost all of the wuthering heights reviews are like this

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[unholyblissafterdark]

[starridge]

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

[starridge]

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

[starridge]

the people have asked to see the scoundrel and who am i to deny you

mr renfield, ladies and gentlemen

[majomeowjo]

your thang looked easy to draw. he wasn't

[starridge]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

[casualfoxwitch]

[st5lker]

how did it take this long for a sane person to enter hollywood

[greelin]

the horseman wouldn’t be headless if he met me. If you get what i’m saying

[leahplease]

A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs

[leahplease]

Hey this post was just brought back to my attention and it still fucks

[leahplease]

No this doesn't get to hide in the tags it's too good

@hyacinth82

[stagbeetleboy]

Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

[stagbeetleboy]

This is Palpatine’s lightsaber btw. He duel wields.

[stagbeetleboy]

Actually it’s genius. It’s is a foolproof design if you don’t want to get caught with a lightsaber

*goes through chancellor’s desk drawers and finds this*

*slowly closes drawer and never mentions it*

[wolviecat]

If you see something…say nothing and drink to forget

[saul-tortellini]

It can't possibly be that blat-

[fluentisonus]

they hate me for my classical pronunciation of christmas carol latin

[purpleisdebeste]

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

[purpleisdebeste]

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

[purpleisdebeste]

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

[overnightshipping]

[yuriartillery]

taylor swift seen at the game awards and you'll never guess with who

[yuriartillery]

it was sebulba yeah

[whats-a-bear]

can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

[queerb]

[ifiinvadelaconiaishallturnyouou]

[libraford]

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

[ashestoashesjc]

[snapscube]

penny snap cube aren’t you afraid your unconditional love of humanity might shine through what about your brand

[snapscube]

what if you accidentally helped someone feel safe in their own skin when some of us put a lot of effort into establishing personhood as a negotiable

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]