Jingle Smells

personal blog will tag nsfw. Also mass effect was v good game and i do post that stuff too! Icon made by the amazing adoerable

[repmet]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

[depsidase]

[indelicateink]

painfully true

[fruityyamenrunner]

[anonymouscomrade]

Imagine saying "where sweets are baked, not bought" about the decade that invented blue raspberry

[nyanberry]

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[koloocheh]

I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️

[silvaris]

Azalea Blue by Roger Murray

[ari-kanon]

cute tabby cat rugs

[spacedace]

What is it about laying on the floor when you're overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?

[ailithnight]

When God has ceased to answer your prayers, it feels good to distance yourself from Heaven.

[spacedace]

Adding this to my list of incredibly raw fucking lines gifted from the impossible wonder that is tumblr

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.

[firesidecottage]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[free-range-hadrosaur]

this is an assumption. there is no evidence that Diplodocus does not cause gonorrhea.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[armillary-spheres-lover]

Is this that old? Someone, make a new version of this

[like-butterflies-and-glitter]

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

That’s the next 5 years, I don’t know why I did this, but I did.

[boguncle]

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

[drbrianbae-deactivated20150616]

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[offi95]

a legend

[violetsandshrikes]

watching people on tiktok consume borax is uh. something.

[fuckyeahpilesofdirt]

[littlealienproducts]

Glass Terrarium Specimens by BBCuriosities

[feraligatr]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense (still doesnt get it)