Fuck

[shogas]

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

[fanblog]

Nicki Minaj Updates ‘Barbie Dreams’ To Include Stephen

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[pragmaculture]

Ladies and gentlemen, our national bird!

[kylemeister1-deactivated2018120]

it is currently ｒｅａｌ ｋｉｗｉ ｈｏｕｒｓ

[mad-hare]

animals that evolved with no natural predators are amazing

[irritatedkiwi-deactivated202512]

go fuckin wild little man

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[grandpaq]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

[kontrollsysteme]

darkchild masterpieces

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

[airframeextender]

this is the best post on this website

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[buzzfeed]

[ficcyshit]

s t o p

[stellarvisionary]

[localstarboy]

Daughter:“Can I cuss?” Mom:“No” 💀😂

[alexbelvocal]

😂😂😂😂😂

[jjsinterlude]

“If I die, I’ll never forget you mama” “Stop talking to me” LMAO

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

😂

[badwolf757-deactivated20190121]

Why momma lookin like she just had sex …

[blackdrummerboy]

I thought I was the only who noticed she just started biting her lip for no reason 😂😂💀

[badwolf757-deactivated20190121]

Riiiiight she told her “stop talking” cause she was focused on a nut …im just saying😂

[kingjaffejoffer]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I’m glad its not just me

[alwaysbewoke]

it’s as clear as day!

she busted the nut right here…

and now all this is the afterglow…

[sweetcribs]

OMG!!! LMAO!! she looks satisfied tho.

[bantugal]

I’m glad I saw this because I thought I was the only one that gets orgasms on rides

[90zdevil]

@ebonybyg

Wait, are you kidding or???

Never heard of that lol 😂

[bantugal]

Lol I’m so serious, it happens to my sister too. That’s why we don’t like rides that drop or when planes are landing. It’s not like an all out orgasm but yea

[socialist-whore]

I did not know that’s a thing that can happen

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

This just changed the whole video. So when she tells the kid to stop talking to her she….

[itsyourstrulyalexis-deactivated]

Bruhhhhhh she really came hard on that ride 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[doyumacy]

MARVEL 

link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)

[magneticmummy]

Okay I’ll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited

[strawberrypatty]

That’s fucking tight.

[ohifonlyx33]

ting ting TING TING TING! TING! *panting out of breath gasps in time to the beat* I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF

[wandrlust-stark]

fun fact a few months ago I showed this video to my 4 y/o brother and to this day he asks me to play the song (glitter and gold) because he is convinced it is “The Avengers Song™”

[elljayvee]

one of the few fanvids that uses dialogue that I think actually really works

[bridgeburningbucky]

One of my all time faves

[sosukeaizenn]

IM LIVING FOR THIS!

[babyyskarsgard-deactivated20190]

I LOVE THIS SM DJHWRHWFHWH

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[ericazcrown]

Same.

[one-scumbag-to-another-deactiva]

I’ll never scroll past 

[msclover32]

All day everyday 😍

[paininmyassachusetts]

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

[racistspiderman]

Yes

[paininmyassachusetts]

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

[racistspiderman]

Horse.

[volcel-official]

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

[paininmyassachusetts]

And what would the offspring be like?

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

I hate all of this

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

This is the last thing you see before you die

[jayykesley]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[bumble-bee-tea]

LGBT

lesbian gay babadook two bros chillin’ in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay