Product Placement
Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes
Show & Tell
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sade Olutola
JBB: An Artblog!
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Three Goblin Art
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.
Today's cow, brought to you by crayons~
Hello, I am trying to locate the letter where Walking Disaster Aaron Burr rambles at length about setting himself on fire whilst attempting to light a candle with a gun, can anyone point me in the right direction
Found it!
“I did go to bed at 10, promising myself a rich sleep. Lay two hours vigil; that cursed one single dish of tea! Note: My bed had undergone a thorough ablution and there were no bugs or insects. Got up and attempted to light candle, but in vain; had flint and matches but only some shreds of punk which would not catch. Recollected a gun which I had on my late journey; filled the pan with powder and was just going to flash it when it occurred that though I had not loaded it someone else might; tried and found in it a very heavy charge! What a fine alarm it would have made if I had fired! Then poured out some powder on a piece of paper, put the shreds of punk with it and after fifty essays succeeded in firing the powder ; but it being dark, had put more powder than intended; my shirt caught fire, the papers on my table caught fire, burnt my fingers to a blister (the left hand, fortunately); it seemed like a general conflagration. Succeeded, however, in lighting my candle and passed the night till 5 this morning in smoking, reading, and writing this.“
This man was 53 years old with the preservation instincts and caffeine tolerance of an infant with ADD
Aaron’s bedbug saga is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
The previous night:
“I did lay down at 11 and got asleep, having slept very little the previous night. At 12 I waked in a fever and found myself devoured by bugs. Got up, lighted a candle, and saw the bed alive. Being very sleepy, went into the next room and lay on the sofa. In a few minutes was attacked in a like manner. Got up again, lighted a candle in despair and read till daylight. Lay down on three chairs, but could not sleep, so ordered breakfast.”
He really just gave up and
HOW WAS HE EVEN REMOTELY FUNCTIONING
Maggie Dietz, "November" [ID in alt text]
why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already
his name is Pesto <3
this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS
OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED
Look at him!
Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:
Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:
All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!
He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.
And fucking handsome too—look at him striking a pose with his new look!
And fucking handsome
too—look at him striking a
pose with his new look!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do
you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma
stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL
Official Pussy Post
The Yugioh world championships are in France this year and apparently Macron appeared on the official live stream to wish the players good luck which is insane in and of itself but it also resulted in one of the craziest unedited pictures of a politician in history:
these hips don't lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting
These are Fire Type and Plant Type Pokémon
source: sunsetoned
Thots on the Pope
So the pope has thots now
First Steps (1890) by Vincent van Gogh
YOU DO NOT GET TO LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS.
HERE IT IS!!!
The reason it is not as well known as other paintings by Van Gogh is probably because it’s actually a « copy » of a drawing by Jean-François Millet, an artist he admired greatly.
I put copy in quotation marks because the two artworks are very different. Van Gogh made 21 copies after Millet’s works from the asylum in Saint-Remy, and he called them « translations ».
The original title of the painting posted by op is actually First steps, after Millet.
Here’s the drawing that inspired him :
First steps, c. 1859-66, Jean-François Millet
a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point
They reinvent golf from minigolf and what they come up with involves rolling beach balls through a theme park
haha you’re so funny unzip your pants
